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VIPAC of Scoundrels [ARNS]

by DIMSUM AGGLOMERATIZATONALISTICALISM, Alternate Reality News Service International Politics Writer There's an old joke (and I mean ancient: it was wrinkled and cranky about the blandness of the food that…
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The Fenwickian Candidate [ARNS]

by MADAME MADELEINE DE LA OOVRATURA-COLUMBINE, Alternate Reality News Service Corruption Writer Vesampuccerian President Ronald McDruhitmumpf insists in interviews, on his messaging platform Truth Antisocial and in his own line…
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Altared Expectations [ARNS]

by NANCY GONGLIKWANYEOHEEEEEEEH, Alternate Reality News Service Social Media Writer Archibald Opteryx looked uncomfortable standing at the lip of the volcano. "What ho, my love?" he gamely asked. "Are you…
Pack Extra Diapers – You Could Be Next! [ARNS]

Pack Extra Diapers – You Could Be Next! [ARNS]

by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics/Government Deconstruction Writer What do General Timothy Hoggwyldenfootloose, Brian Walshonabettman, and Maggie Sittondougherty have in common? No, not that they have tattoos…
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Take This Writing Contest and Carpize It! [ARNS]

by INDIRA CHARUNDER-MACHARRUNDEIRA, Alternate Reality News Service Literature Writer Under pressure from steelworkers and orthopaedic surgeons, NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) has reversed itself and will no longer allow artificial…
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Everybody’s a Critic! [ARNS]

by ELMORE TERADONOVICH, Alternate Reality News Service Film and Television Writer Bored of the Rings: The Rings of Powerlessness Amazon Women on Mars Prime new episodes every Thursday JRR Tolbooth's…
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The RaptchaTM of GotchaTM [ARNS]

by NANCY GONGLIKWANYEOHEEEEEEEH, Alternate Reality News Service Technology Writer Logging on to a website shouldn't be as embarrassing as interpreting a Rorschach ink blot naked in front of a convention…