The Daily Me – Trip “ped and Fell Into” Lovelace
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Musk May Be Gone, But the Stench Lingers On…
And You Thought Your Break-up With Your Ex Was Bad! I Would Wonder Who Is Going To Get Custody Of The Children, But The People Fighting ARE The Children Elon…
You Think You’ll Know Corruption When You See It?
What the Heck Do You Know About Corruption Anyway? [ARNS]
SPECIAL TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICE 1) Where to begin? a) I always start a book by reading the last page - that way, there are no surprises. How…
Elon Musk Was Asked If He Profited From His Time Working In Government,
But He DOGEd The Question
The Journal Of Pediatric Ontology Would Take Issue With That Position...If It Existed... FactPost @factpostnews Karoline Leavitt confirms reporting that RFK Jr.'s ‘MAHA Report' cited at least 7 sources that…
The Machine Feels Your pAIn [ARNS]
by NANCY GONGLIKWANYEOHEEEEEEEH, Alternate Reality News Service Technology/Social Media Writer Cedric Selfhimmelation had a problem that was too personal to share with his wife, his children, his dog Rusty the…
The Daily Me – Hiss Hiss, Fang Fang
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Snip, Snip, Cut Follies [ARNS]
by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics/Government Deconstruction Writer There is a reason most criminal activity is carried out at night, and it has nothing to do with…
TwitterX Just Wants to be Adored –
Too Bad The Stone Roses Got There First
The President Everybody's Talking About Statement Like This Are EXACTLY What The 25th Amendment Was Created For Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump No president ever worked harder than me (cleaning up…
The President McDruhitmumpf Breaking News (With an Accent on the “Breaking”) Algorithm [ARNS]
1.Is a government agency or program broken? NO2.President Ronald McDruhitmumpf breaks it. YES3.President Ronald McDruhitmumpf breaks it more. 4.Has the lamestream media started reporting on how broken the government agency…
The Daily Me – Heil Elon!
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TwitterX Wanted to Discuss Bookization,
But it Kept Getting Sidetracked By White South Africans’ Bogus Genocide Claims
But How Will It Affect Ocean-dwelling Refrigerators? Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump Trump: "We're going back to plastic straws...I don't think plastic is going to affect the shark as they are…
The McDruhitmumpf Who Stole ChristmaKwaanzUkah [ARNS]
by GIDEON GINRACHMANJINJa-VITUS, Alternate Reality News Service Economics Writer To be honest, Little Betty Wetty dolls were always dubious at the conceptual level. The fact that if you jostled them…