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He May Be a Great Journalist, But When Tim O’Mygordbrien Gets the Story Wrong, Oh, Nelly! [ARNS]

by MADAME MADELEINE DE LA OOVRATURA-COLUMBINE, Alternate Reality News Service Sex/Scandal/Corruption Writer Some Liberals revel in the tears of Ronald McDruhitmumpf supporters. But honestly, MVGAts blubber like whales; I've taken…

Apparently, Elon Doesn’t Know That Two’s Company and Three Parties a Crowded Field

Dead For Years, He Haunts Republican Dreams Still They Could Resign On Principle Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! No, You're Right, Fear And Loathing Rules Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson Can you…

May I Quota You? [ARNS]

by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Crime/Justice Writer When he first approached me with an offer of information, Immigration Corralling and Expulsing Service team leader [NAME REDACTED FOR REASONS…

Headlines, Oh Headlines
Wherefore Thine Art, Headlines?

You Know It's Humanitarian Because They're Free To Eat As Much Dirt As They Want "Defense Minister Says Israel Plans to Concentrate All Gaza's Population in 'Humanitarian' Zone Built on…

It’s Not a Cult…And Yet… [ARNS]

by ELMORE TERADONOVICH, Alternate Reality News Service Film and Television Writer They make a semi-circle around their TV sets as Foxindehenhaus tells them fables about Haitian immigrants eating pets in…

The Daily Me – Simcha Machiavelli

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Methinks the Lady Doth Protest Too Much?
That Was No Lady – That Was My President! [ARNS]

by MADAME MADELEINE DE LA OOVRATURA-COLUMBINE, Alternate Reality News Service Sex/Scandal/Corruption Writer When President Andrew Jackshithappenson reneged on a promise he made in the 1828 election to remove a tariff…

Guess I Chose the Wrong Day to Quit Marijuana Crack TwitterX

"Good Evening, Mister Bisignano. Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It, Is To Destroy Social Security. You Are Clearly Overly Qualified For The Job. If You, Or Any Of…

Quota the System You Got Here! [ARNS]

by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Justice Writer For the third month in a row, the Immigration Corralling and Expulsing Service (ICES) team led by Agent [NAME REDACTED FOR…

Quotes? I’ve Had a Few, But Then Again, Too Few To Mention

I Blame The Mushrooms She Took Before The Concert Press Conference "It's illegal to call yourself 'The Boss' if you're not in charge of the entire country." - Attorney General…

The Art of the Deal: Criminal Exonerations Edition [ARNS]

by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Crime Writer Vladimir Arevalo Chavezeulian is the kind of person who gives drug cartels a bad name. He rapes. He murders. He deals…

The Daily Me – Wanda Lastman

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