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When Inflation Sneaks Up On You From Around a Corner [ARNS]

by GIDEON GINRACHMANJINJa-VITUS, Alternate Reality News Service Economics Writer Sneakflation is not what happens when a neighbour creeps into your backyard in the middle of the night to blow up…

Headlines Tried to Warn Them, But Did They Listen?

Or It Could Be The Men's Room Attendant At Mar-a-Lago - His Targets Have To Wait In Line For Their Turn "Trump's next target could be CUSMA" - Toronto Star…

The McDruhitmumpf Emergency Response Team Only Has Eyes For Him [ARNS]

SPECIAL TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICE Transcript of a meeting of the Ronald McDruhitmumpf Emergency Response Team, July 28, 2025. Members in attendance: Russell Voughtingisachore, JD Onvancewarpedtur, Karoline Kleavittbelievitt,…

I Left My Heart in San Fran TwitterX – Oh!

Absolutely! No Other Nation Is Expected To Keep Their Snipers From Shooting Starving People Trying To Get Food Aid! What A Perfect Example Of A Horrible Antisemitic Double Standard! Joel…

He Never Promised You a Rose Garden [ARNS]

by MADAME MADELEINE DE LA OOVRATURA-COLUMBINE, Alternate Reality News Service Scandal Writer Roses are beautiful. But roses have thorns. So, logically, you should only smell roses if you have a…

The Daily Me – Srinivasa “Ted” Ramanujant

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Kiss Me Quota [ARNS]

by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Crime/Justice Writer Just when you think the McDruhitmumpf administration is playing six dimensional chess, you find out that it is, in fact, playing…

Twitter/X – Why?

The "Our War Crimes Are Your War Crimes And Our Genocide Is Your Genocide" Is Implied Khalissee @Kahlissee Netanyahu to U.S. Defense Secretary Hegseth: "Muslims see the U.S. as the…

The Edimication of George Stickyforquinim [ARNS]

by MAJUMDER SAKRASHUMINDERATHER, Alternate Reality News Service Education Writer George Stickyforquinim, President of Robert E. Leeleesobiesk College (once named Martin Luther Kilemanjarring College, but that seems like a long time…

Chaos Agents of the World Unite!
You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Garage Inflexible Microbial!

Watch A DC Film? Never Again! Middle Eastern Affairs @Middle_Eastern0 BREAKING – Israeli audiences are calling for a boycott of the new Superman film after the superhero is portrayed as…

The Age of Aquarius Came Late This Year! [ARNS]

by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics Writer All men are mortal. I am a man. Therefore, what am I doing wasting the little time I have on…

The Daily Me – Martin Loofah Ling

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