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Ronald Had a Diktat Farm, EO, EO, Oh! [ARNS]

by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics/Government Deconstruction Writer Presidential Executive Orders (EOs) can cover a multitude of sins. Putting a 1,237% tariff on all goods from Erehwon.…
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The Daily Me – Eucalyptus Yoho

Thank you, Eucalyptus Yoho, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that fit the profile you…
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Politics as Usual…With Maps [ARNS]

by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics/Government Deconstruction Writer They seek them far, they seek them near, Those damn Dumboprats who disappear! Are they in hell? Are they…
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Quotes Smote Stoats in a Remote Quarter

"Why, We Could Give Trillions More In Tax Cuts To The Wealthy Before We Bankrupt The Government! Not That That's What We're Trying To Do...Necessarily..." "The tariff revenues are amazing…
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Thank You For Your Inattention [ARNS]

by AIDANDREW PUFFPEESADDER, Alternate Reality News Service Comedy Writer The President has neutered two of the three branches of government (and controls the other). He extorts tribute from media giants…
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For Ashy Fields of Grain [ARNS]

by ELIAZAR ORPOISONEDHALLIWELL, Alternate Reality News Service Environment Writer The north 40 of Owen Willsaveonatten's farm is made up of lumpy grey blobs of fruit. The south 40 is made…