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The Law of Intended Unintended Consequences [ARNS]

by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics/Government Deconstruction Writer For the low, low price of $25 billion, you can have a Department of DefenceWar department named after you.…

TwitterX Circled the Drain, But Couldn’t Claw Its Way Out

The President of the Free World One If By Land, Two If By Dementia? There's Nothing To Sea Here... The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline Trump: "Drug usage coming from the sea -…

Feces is In the Eye of the Beholder [ARNS]

by ELAINE SUGARMAN-SWEET-SACCHARINE, Alternate Reality News Service [Just] Desserts Writer When the only violence at the No Kings, Only Jokers protest held at hundreds of locations around the country occurred…

…But That Turned Out to be Okay, Because TwitterX Found It Liked Living In the Sewer…

We Should Only Elect People Who Can Help More Than Themselves. It's Outrageous That The Richest Country In The World Has 40M People Who Cannot Feed Themselves. Get Off Your…

What Happens When the Left Hand Doesn’t Know Whom the Right Hand is Strangling [ARNS]

by GIDEON GINRACHMANJINJa-VITUS, Alternate Reality News Service Economics Writer and MARA VERHEYDEN-HILLIARD, Alternate Reality News Service National Security Writer Georgawaii hosts one of the most powerful women in Vesampucceri. Her…

The Daily Me – Lobelia Rugtwit Hildebiddle

Thank you, Lobelia Rugtwit Hildebiddle, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that fit the profile…

Close Encounters of the Paranoid Kind [ARNS]

Maybe it was the Ontario licence plate, so familiar, yet so strangely exotic. Maybe it was the jug of maple syrup, a marker of difference, uniquely delicious difference, that could…

Oh, TwitterX! Is There Nothing You Can’t Ruin?

Well, uhh, I Mean, It Certainly Looks Like, Umm...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Okay. You Broke My Brain Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump Q: Don't Democrats have reason to worry that this administration plans to…

Not Just for Jeans Any More! [ARNS]

by GIDEON GINRACHMANJINJa-VITUS, Alternate Reality News Service Economics Writer What is "maple-washing?" Is it putting the leaves from your maple tree through a rinse cycle before pressing them into a…

After Years Of Chasing Its Own Tail, TwitterX Finally Caught It
Ouch!

Oh, We Know We Will - You Just Can't Help Yourself If We Promised To Buy Your Crypto-crap, Would You Promise Not To Tell Us? Acyn @Acyn Trump: I have…

The Daily Me – Semolina Pilchard

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TwitterX: Where Truth Goes To Die (Often of Embarassment)

Donald Trump Takes on the World 1. He Will Announce Autism Is Caused By Vaccines 2. He Will Announce An End To Vaccine Usage Across The Country 3. When The…