INTRODUCTION
The Cost/Benefit Analysis…Of Love: An Alternate Reality News Service Forum
Chapter One: “Just because it happened doesn’t mean it’s true.”
Ask Amritsar: Beyond Understanding
Ask Amritsar: Not a Gwyn-Win Situation
Ask Amritsar: Third and Looooooong
Ask Amritsar About How to Treat Other People
Ask Amritsar About Identity Issues
Ask Amritsar About the Sex in Your Rearview Mirror
Ask Amritsar About the Quickest Way to App-iness
Ask Amritsar About Saving Face
Ask Amritsar About Gaming the System
Ask Amritsar About Heroic Heartache
Ask Amritsar To Change the Mood
Ask Amritsar About Hitting Your Mark
Ask Amritsar: What’s That Smell?
Chapter Two: “If you can’t stand the Heat, get out of Miami.”
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Privacy Invasion Holes
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Speed of Misinformation
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Clothes Call
Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Beauty, Eh?
Ask The Tech Answer Guy to Try His Luck
Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Sucking Face Time
Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Tongueraker
Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Stranded!
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Renting The Space Between Your Ears
Ask the Tech Answer Guy To Focus on the Carnage
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About What’s Real and Make Believe
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Heroic Timing
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Re-tiring
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Happy Happy Joy Joy
Chaper Three: “Lepidopterist trolls are the worst.”
Ask Amritsar About A Safe Following Distance
The Tech Answer Guy Has Some Mansplainin’ Tooo Dooooo…
Quiz the Biz Whiz: A Healthy Breakfast (Lawsuits Extra)
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Vapour Trail
Ask Amritsar At the Speed of Thought
Ask Amritsar: Elephants Never Regret
Ask The Tech Answer Guy for Visuals
Ask Amritsar to Share the Burden
Ask the Tech Answer Guy Because It’s About Time!
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Magic of Science
Ask Amritsar Not to Peek
Ask Amritsar for the Deescalating Prognosis
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About the Hitch in the Plans
Ask the Tech Answer Guy How Sex Appens…Or Doesn’t
Chapter Four: “Viruses are not fashion accessories.”
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About being Given the (Family) Business
Ask Amritsar About the Pain in the Glass
Ask Amritsar: And You Thought the Jumbotron was Embarrassing!
Ask Amritsar About The Catch of the Day
Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Ay, There’s the Wrinkle!
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Combustible Garments
Ask Amritsar: People Talk
Ask The Tech Answer Guy How to Moderate the Mood Swings
Ask the Tech Answer Guy For Whom the Unintended Consequences Toll
Ask Amritsar To Not Get Catty
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Nothing
Quiz the Biz Whiz About Schrodinger’s Team Building Exercise
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Hitting an Optic Nerve
Chapter Five: “Lover’s Lane – secluded haven for dozens of horny teenage couples every night.”
Ask Amritsar for a Positive Review
Ask The Tech Answer Guy: Welcome to MY Neighbourhood, Pal!
Quiz the Biz Whiz About What Makes Workers Happy
Ask Amritsar: What You Seer is What You Get
Ask Amritsar About the Hands Off Experience
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About Driving Down Lover’s Lame
Ask The Tech Answer Guy – Aww, Forget About It!
Ask Amritsar About Greener Grass
Ask The Tech Answer Guy About The Last Spite
Ask the Tech Answer Guy If You Should Give a Shirt
Ask Amritsar About the Mop With Eyes
Ask Amritsar To Stop Because You Have Heard This One Before
Chapter Six: “WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?”
Ask Amritsar…Something
Ask The Tech Answer Guy How to Play the Game
Ask Amritsar to Help You Capture the Sentiment
Ask Amritsar About the Update That Froze Your Wife
Ask Amritsar to Mind the Shaft Gap
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Defeating the Toy Monster
Ask The Tech Answer Guy How To Kill the Mood
Ask Amritsar About the Distrac – Ooh, Shiny Object!
Quiz the Biz Whiz About Telling the Kids How It Is
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Ghost in the Poutine
Ask Amritsar to Rate Your Self-absorption
Ask Amritsar For Help Navigating the Shoals of the Inner Journey