Really? How Can You Be Sure They Told Your Poll The Truth?
“Trump’s lies are music to audience’s ears
President’s falsehoods part of the package and maybe part of the appeal”
– Toronto Star
“Voters See Selves in Trump”
– New York Times
Unfortunately, We’re More Likely To Won’t It
“This could be an age of progress, if we will it”
– Globe and Mail
If Only They Didn’t Have To Choose One Before The Next Election!
“Poll puts leaderless Liberals ahead of Ford’s Tories”
– Toronto Star
Murphy Flunked Out Of Law School
“Law to speed up justice system creates chaos due to lack of clarity”
– Globe and Mail
Smug, Self-obsessed And Petulant – What’s Not To Love?
“Standing up for Canada’s national temperament”
– Toronto Star
Some People’s Priorities! Am I Right?
Human Rights? Puh-leaze!
“Trump signs China deal, easing trade war escalation
Pact intended to open Chinese market to more U.S. companies”
– Toronto Star
“Human-rights groups issue new warning about Beijing ‘threat’ amid signing of U.S.-China trade deal”
– Globe and Mail
Economists Decry Opinions As “Unscientific, Even If They Are Right”
“87% think food prices rising faster than income”
– Toronto Star
“They’re Stealing Our Tactics!”
“Union leaders holding parents ‘hostage’ in education contract talks, Ford says”
– Globe and Mail
She Makes Mud Pies With Real Mud!
“Paris Hilton is one of the worst chefs in history”
– Toronto Star
Economists – They’re Such Kidders!
“Governments ought to get serious about bringing down debt”
– Globe and Mail
“Better the government pay than the consumer in the next downturn”
– Globe and Mail
I Weep For For The State Of Canadian Newspaper Editing
“Canada should release Meng in exchange two Michaels”
– Toronto Star
You’re A Year Older
“IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY”
– Globe and Mail
No Pressure, But…HE’D BETTER HURRY!
“Quebec leader says he can rejuvenate Greens
Tyrrell promises radical ‘eco-socialist’ platform”
– Toronto Star
“Ocean was its hottest in 2019, study finds”
– Toronto Star
On The Other Hand, Economists Have No Problem Delivering Bad News…
“Citigroup’s female staff earn 27 per cent less than male counterparts”
– Globe and Mail
“DECLINE IN MANUFACTURING HAS HURT EMPLOYMENT, ESPECIALLY FOR MEN, STATISTICS CANADA SAYS”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Easy To Blow Things Up
Now, Making Them Fly…
“SpaceX launches, destroys rocket
Demonstration of safety system deemed a success”
– Toronto Star
That Would Be The Conservative Minister Of Buzzkill
“Duke and Duchess should foot their own security bill if they become private citizens: former minister”
– Globe and Mail
Not The Love Bug? Disappointing…
“Clones help the legacy of Herbie, a renowned elm tree, live on”
– Globe and Mail
Red Wine Wants To Ensure No Blood Flows
Lager Takes A Harder Line
“Canada keeps up pressure on Tehran
Champagne stresses need for flight recorders while counterpart backtracks”
– Toronto Star
They Know Reverse Psychology, So They Can’t Be Tricked That Way
“The challenge of luring psychiatrists to small towns from big cities”
– Globe and Mail
When It Comes To Politics, We’re All Bozos On This Airbus
“Iran’s top leader takes aim at U.S. ‘clowns'”
– Toronto Star
Wear A Bulletproof Resume
“How to prepare for those killer interview questions”
– Globe and Mail
I Can’t Seem To Shake This Hacking Cough
“Spotify hacks revealing strange taste in music
Some listeners are fighting back against hackers as others learn to live with the unwanted noise”
– Toronto Star
“Three ways to hack instant ramen
Ditch the flavour packets and upgrade those dehydrated noodles with these easy homemade soup bases”
– Toronto Star
“‘Brain hack’ aims to change health behaviours
Ottawa Hospital Research Institute to test mental tool designed to help people fulfill their diet and fitness goals”
– Globe and Mail
“Russians are working harder to cover their hacks”
– Toronto Star
“Travellers warned of hacking threat from charging stations”
– Toronto Star
“Thousands of Disney Plus users say they were hacked
Customers report being locked out of account just hours after service launched”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? Most Left-wing Scandals Happen Because The Democrats Are Getting Too Much Of It From The Wrong People!
“Most Democrats Don’t Get It”
– New York Times
Table Is Opposed
Love Seat Would Like To See More Information Before Committing To A Position
“Renault chair says company and Nissan share ‘desire’ for successful alliance”
– Globe and Mail
Wasn’t That A J. K. Rowling Novel?
“Meghan and the half-royal prince”
– Toronto Sun
Laurie Anderson Won The Office Pool!
“Don’t expect pay equity until 2183, report says”
– Toronto Star
You Could Say That There Was No Love Lost Between Their Members
“Romance Writers of America faces a reckoning”
– Globe and Mail
Are The Front Lines Far Enough?
“Canada must distance itself from U.S. military ventures”
– Toronto Star
By Becoming One Of Them!
“If Trudeau cares about refugees, he should prove it”
– Toronto Sun
They Do Agree That You Should Buy Their Products, Though, So There’s That…
“Companies can’t agree how to save planet”
– Toronto Star
Stimpy Suspiciously Silent
“Huawei: Ren insists company follows international law”
– Globe and Mail
Makes Sense: Robots Have Never Lied To Them
“Women nicer to robots than men: Poll”
– Toronto Sun