As Long As There Are No External Threats To The Economy, Why No…ooooooooooooh Oh!
“Five in 2025
These Canadian business leaders have ambitious goals for the new year. Will they achieve them?”
– Toronto Star
If He Doesn’t, He Can Develop A Hell Of An Enthusiastic Base
“Does Poilievre even like Canada?”
– Toronto Star
The Philosophy Has Changed: Now, It’s The Customer Is Always Right…Wing…
“What’s happened to customer service?”
– Toronto Star
Because The Fake Happiness They Mass Produce In China May Be Less Satisfying, But It Is Sooooooo Much Less Expensive
“Why is true happiness so elusive?”
– Toronto Star
No. Its Children Will Never Forgive It For Not Making War On King Phillip’s Enemies When They Were Growing Up!
“Can the new Armada make up for lost time?”
– Toronto Star
Yes, But Only To Three (After That, The US Loses Interest And Starts Playing With A Box Of Matches)
“Can Canada count on U.S.?
– Toronto Star
And Fox News – Never Forget Fox…Something
“Roman’s Intellect, Lowered By Lead?”
– New York Times
Ask Yourself This: How Important Is Your Front Gig To You?
“Can my boss make me quit my side gig?”
– Toronto Star
Progressive Policies Always Get Shoved To The Back Of The Fridge Where, Forgotten, They Slowly Go Bad…
“Where’s our national industrial strategy?”
– Toronto Star
Navy Ships Must Be In Port
“What’s with all that sidewalk salt?”
– Toronto Star
He Would Accept Musk’s Money, So What Do You Think?
“Will Poilievre accept Musk’s endorsement?”
– Toronto Star
Unstable Leaders And Mud Pies For Dinner For Everybody!
“The Stable World Order Has Passed. What Is Next?”
– New York Times
You Would Rather She Waited Until She Was Given A Posthumous Order Of Canada?
“ON THE CONTRARY
Is this really the right time for Chrystia Freeland to unload on Donald Trump?”
– Toronto Star
Yes, And The Planet Lost
“As NDP targets tolls, is war on cars over?”
– Toronto Star
Get Rid Of All Measures Meant To Address It
“How do we deal with this fear of diversity?”
– Toronto Star
Property And From Anybody Who Doesn’t Own It
Aren’t You Glad You Asked?
“Protecting what and from whom?”
– Toronto Star
She Won’t Care When Your Cat Pees On It?
“Why do I buy furniture I know my wife hates?”
– Toronto Star
There Will Definitely Be Champagne In Conservative Headquarters – Does That Count?
“Could Champagne be PM after Trudeau?”
– Toronto Star
We Off-shored It To China In The 1980s
“Where has our sense of decency gone?”
– Toronto Star
I Mean, It Still HAS Laws…
“Is Trump’s U.S. still a state of law?”
– Toronto Star
You Know What They Say: A Rising Tsunami Sinks All Boats
“Poilievre was riding a Trump-like wave. Is it about to drown him?”
– Toronto Star
When You Consider How Many Farmers, Autoworkers And Others Will Lose Their Livelihoods When Trump’s Tariffs Bite, That Number Seems Sadly Low
“Can Canada even recruit 10,000 border guards?”
– Toronto Star
Andrew Funkenstein, My Neighbour Four Doors Down
And If He Isn’t Careful, He’s Just Asking For A Tping!
“Now who’s being disrespectful?”
– Toronto Star
All The Czars Were Rats, So Probably Not
“Think you have what it takes to be a rat czar?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Intrigued: What Big Problem Could Be Solved By A Circus Elephant?
“Will city allow Tiny Tiny help for big problem?”
– Toronto Star
No Need: When Tourists Have Destroyed A Location, The Problem Has Solved Itself
“Does Tourism’s Crowd Problem Have a Solution?”
– New York Times
Yes, But It’s Only Being Five O’clock Overshadowed, So You Just Have To Wait A Couple Of Hours Until It Passes
“Is this election being overshadowed?”
– Toronto Star
It Is In Life, So Why Wouldn’t It Be In Politics?
“Is being a woman a liability in politics?”
– Toronto Star
On A Scale Of One To Ten? I Can’t Count High Enough To Answer
“How gullible were we to re-elect Ford?”
– Toronto Star
Around The Time Brian Mulroney Replaced The Network’s Leadership With Conservative Hacks
Aren’t You Glad You Asked?
“CBC programming bowed to lazy ideas
When did the national broadcaster lose its adventurous spirit?”
– Toronto Star
They’ll Survive In The Wild
They Survived Your Marriage, Didn’t They?
“We’re separating. What about the pets?”
– Toronto Star
Pulling The One Loose Thread Of The Tapestry
“Now that we’re all united, what’s next?”
– Toronto Star