It Already Seems To Have Lost The Atlantic, So Anything Is Now Possible
“A North American Treaty Organization Without America?”
– New York Times
No, We’re Spending On Nuclear Reactors, Too
And Highways To Nowhere – We Should Never Forget The Highways To Nowhere
“Is ‘defence spending’ the best Canada can do?”
– Toronto Star
Figure Out A Way To Make Men Carry Them
Considering How Badly They Want Children, They Should Be Thrilled By The Prospect
“What’s the best way to get Canadians to make babies?”
– Toronto Star
Yes
“Would Lewis be inspiring or alienating?”
– Toronto Star
Start By Telling Her You’re Sleeping With Her Husband
She’ll Be Ever So Grateful The Reality Isn’t As Bad As You First Had Her Believe
“How do I tell my sister her makeup isn’t flattering?”
– Toronto Star
Send It Back To The Farm That Raised It
“How do I send back food without causing a scene?”
– Toronto Star
That Canadians Learned Nothing From Brexit
“WHAT DOES A ‘LEAVE’ VOTE MEAN?”
– Globe and Mail
Would The AI Settle For Being The Next Bulwer-Lytton?
“Could Claude be the next Tolstoy?”
– Toronto Star
Yes
“Is Ontario getting leaner or meaner?”
– Toronto Star
Uzbekistan Has A Buzz?
Has Anybody Asked Borat About That…?
“Does Uzbekistan live up to the buzz?”
– Toronto Star
The Cow On The Left
Ninety Degrees Should Do It
“Who should I tip, and how much?”
– Toronto Star
Always At Least One Less Than You’ve Had
“How many drinks is too many?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? They Wouldn’t Share A Pizza If They Were All Starving!
“Could the Gulf Share the Strait of Hormuz?”
– New York Times
No Reason
There’s Enough Corruption To Go Around
“The biggest Cup yet might get bigger
FIFA keeps winning despite itself, so why not expand the tournament to 64 teams?”
– Toronto Star
For Many Europeans, The Choice Is Actually Hitler Or Mussolini
“Europe has to choose: Trump or Carney?”
– Toronto Star
Until He Passes Legislation That Threatens Their Profits
…So, A Long Time, Then
“How long can Carney’s love-in with corporate Canada last?”
– Toronto Star
Given That AI Will Cause Many People To Have A Zero-day Work Week, Yeah, This Would Probably Be Preferable
“Should Canada adopt a four-day work week?”
– Toronto Star
Given Governments Reneging On Their Climate Commitments, The Planet Is Doomed
So, May As Well Crazy Go Nuts With Your Vehicle Purchases
“Should Canada end its love affair with SUVs?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Gonna Say…No?
“Paper Houses
Can Brad Bradford and Olivia Chow actually deliver on their housing promises when the province holds the power?”
– Toronto Star
Is The United States Really Trying To Undermine My Enjoyment Of Cupcakes‽
Of Course You Realize, This Means War!
“Diving Into U.S.-Canada Tariffs: ‘Are Sprinkles on the List?'”
– New York Times
Brad Bradford In A Dress (Eww! Why Did I Put That Idea In My Head‽)
“Just who is the ‘REAL’ Olivia Chow?”
– Toronto Star
You Think Campaigns Are A Place For Discussing Ideas?
That’s So Adorable! I Just Want To Pinch Your Cheeks Until I Draw Blood!
“Where are new ideas from Chow’s campaign?”
– Toronto Star
Better Than Paying For Funerals
“Is gun buyback best use of money?”
– Toronto Star
Menachim Begin’s
“Whose war is the war in Gaza?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely
I Watch Who Senior Tories Endorse, Then Vote For Any Other Candidate
“Do endorsements actually matter?”
– Toronto Star
We Can Only Afford To Serve Photos Of Canapes Pasted To Cardboard And Eau De Eau 2026, But Dinner Parties Are Supposed To Be About Conviviality, So We Can’t Understand Why Nobody Responds To Our Invitations Any More…
“Is the dinner party dead?”
– Toronto Star
This Is One Use Of MAID The Ford Government Does Not Oppose
“Is it too late to save Ontario health care?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Sure The Experts In Walkerton Would Be Able To Answer That Question
“Experts weigh in on Bradford’s water plan
Proposal to create corporate utility has sparked debate, but could it actually work?”
– Toronto Star
With AI, Is ANYTHING Worth It?
“With AI, is university worth it?”
– Toronto Star
No, It’s Actually A Solar-powered Banana Split
“Is this truck actually a sports car?”
– Toronto Star