Does It Have Anything To Do With…Infrastructure? [Duh Duh Duh!]
@amuse
@amuse
DOGE: Trump warned, “They found something today that is horrible. It is horrible. You will find out very soon. What they found is incredible.”
Why Go To The Expense Of A Shooting War, When You Can Destroy Your Nation’s Capitol Yourself And Save Canada The Trouble?
Sandi Bachom
@sandibachom
Trump wants a military parade with tanks for his birthday. On 7/4/19 he wanted them but was denied because the streets of DC were paved in 1872. Instead there were two tanks sitting at the Lincoln Monument. Mayor Bowsers said it would be “many millions in repairs” this time
“I Said To The Palestinians Who Survived Israeli Prisons, Was There Any Sign Of Love? Did Netanyahu Show Any Signs Of…”
You Get The Idea
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “I said to [the former hostages], was there any sign of love? Did Hamas show any signs of, like, help or liking you? Did they give you a piece of bread extra? Did they give you a meal on the side? Like what happened in Germany.”
More Like The Unfettered Id Of Humanity, But, As Usual, Earth Wasn’t Consulted
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Welcome to X, the group chat of Earth
Q: Were You Aware That The Job OF Health And Human Services Secretary Requires More Than Looking Good On TV?
RFK Jr.: Are You Sure About That? I Mean, What Else Is There To Do?
FactPost
@factpostnews
Q: Did you personally approve the over $11B in cuts to local and state programs?
RFK Jr.: I’m not familiar with those cuts, they were mainly DEI.
Q: Did you know that $750K of a grant studying adolescent diabetes was cut?
RFK Jr.: I didn’t know that
It’s Like He’s Challenging Saturday Night Live To Make Fun Of Him
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump on the Great Lakes: “I assume the lakes are all interconnected.”
Arguing That Anybody Who Opposes You Is Corrupt?
You Done Senator Joseph McCarthy Proud, Son
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Chuck, I’m starting to think you’re getting a piece of the actions with the government fraud. But no, that couldn’t possibly be the reason, could it?
“Things Like…Cigars. And…Big Macs. And Sports Cars. And…And…And Other Bags. Groceries – The Term Covers So Many Things!”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “An old fashioned term that we use – groceries. I used it on the campaign. It’s such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it.”
No
It’s Nineteenth Century Russia
Enjoy The Vodka And Pogroms
Really American
@ReallyAmericn1
BREAKING: In an unbelievable moment, Rep. Jamie Raskin had to call upon his Republican colleagues in the House to remove “Wanted” posters with the faces of federal judges displayed in House office buildings.
This is not the wild west.
Utterly Shocking
How Does He Still Have His Job?
Democratic Wins Media
@DemocraticWins
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump’s Transportation Secretary just blamed Elon Musk and DOGE for cuts after multiple fatal aircraft crashes. This is shocking.
John Sununu Still Has A Political Career?
Umm…Who Is John Sununu?
Really American
@ReallyAmerican1
This is insane: In an unbelievable moment, John Sununu ended his own political career by suggesting that Americans will just “accept” moving the retirement age up in order to support tax cuts for the rich.
Make sure everyone sees this.
I Hear That Mars Needs Women
Are You Planning On Starting A Brothel On Earth?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
BTW, Mars needs a currency, and it has to be digital. That’s why we’re launching $GROK! If you’re seeing this tweet, consider yourself lucky – Stage 3 of our presale is now open for early investors. Don’t miss out!
I’m Rubber And You’re Glue
Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me And Sticks To You
For An Eighty Year-old Man, That’s Just Ewww!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “Adam Schifty Schiff. Can you believe this guy? He’s got the smallest neck I’ve ever seen. And the biggest head. We call him watermelon head. How can that big fat face stand on a neck that looked like this finger? … how we can allow people like that to run in office is a shame.”
SPOILERS!
Although, Is It Really A Spoiler If Everybody Sees It Coming?
Laurence Tribe
@tribelaw
Here’s how Trump’s DOJ plans to comply with the Fed court’s order on remand from last night’s 9-0 SCOTUS directive that it “facilitate” Garcia’s rightful return to the U.S. and that it tell the court how it plans to do so: IT DOESN’T PLAN TO COMPLY AT ALL
Oh, Wow! This Is MUCH Better Than The Real Housewives of DC!
NEXTA
@mexta_tv
Love’s over? Trump says he doesn’t need Musk at all.
“Look, he’s sitting here, and I don’t care. I don’t need elon for anything other than I happen to like him,” said the U.S. President – then quickly added Musk had done a fantastic job (the billionaire chckled nervously).
Trump says he doesn’t even need his Tesla anymore – despite paying a lot of money for it.
“You know what I do with it? I let the people in the office drive around in it,” said Donald Trump.
I’ve Heard This “Master Of The Deal” Guff Dozens Of Times In The Last Week
Is The Repetition Supposed To Be Convincing Me?
Cause, Honestly, It’s Just Giving Me An Earache
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Rep. Maria Salazar on tariffs: “It’s good for the economy. The president is right on target. He is master of the deal when he was in construction, so he knows how to put together a good business.”
Are Those Metric Pounds?
PatriotTakes
@patriottakes
Trump’s medical report claims he weighs 224 pounds
“I PREDICT THE FUTURE IS AN ELEPHANT!!!”
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
THE BEST DEFINITION OF INTELLIGENCE IS THE ABILITY TO PREDICT THE FUTURE!!!
That Seems A Little…Desperate
Couldn’t You Just Pretend To Be Interested In What Women Have To Say Like Normal Men?
Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch
Kyle Langford, a 20-something Nick Fuentes acolyte, is running for governor of California on a platform of deporting all male undocumented immigrants and then giving all the females one year to marry a “California incel” to avoid deportation.