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TwitterX Will Never Give Up Harry Potter, No Matter How Horrible J. K. Rowling Is!
Never! Never! Never!

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When MAGA Says Mamdani Should Be Shot, They Mean A Come Hither Look Because He’s So Cute
When MAGA Says El-Sayed Should Be Shot, They Mean Out Of A Cannon Because He’s So Funny
When MAGA Says Talarico Should Be Shot, They Mean…With A Gun, Because Violence Is All They

Bulwark Clips
@BulwarkClips

Ted Cuz: “When Mamdani says he wants to seize the means of production, he means it.”

Crowd: “HE SHOULD BE SHOT!”

Cruz: “When Abdul El-Sayed says he has an obligation to Sharia Law, he means it.”

Crowd: “HE SHOULD BE SHOT!”

Cruz: “And when James Talarico says he wants to dismantle capitalism, he means it.”

Crowd: “HE SHOULD BE SHOT!”

If That Were To Happen, Where Would He Send All The People Of Colour He’s Trying To Get Rid Of?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump posts a map depicting the US conquering the entirety of North America

Q: Legacy Media Like The Wall Street Journal?
Musk: Uhh…Yeah. Sure. Why Not? They’re Far Left.
Q: And Fox News?
Musk: Definitely Far Left.
Q: And American Renaissance?
Musk: Who Are You And Why Am I Answering Your Questions?

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

They never do, because the legacy media IS far left! That is why they view normalcy as the far right.

Trump Is Obviously Auditioning For The Sequel To Fight Club

Covie
@covie_93

Hearing that the two firemen who pulled trump from Ground Zero are John Barron and David Dennison.

Absolutely! Thanks For Getting It

Dr. Hank Desmond
@HankDesmondPhD

When you call President Trump a “rapist” or “pedophile,” you’re not only insulting your president – but also supporters like me.

After all, if you think I’m the type of person who would vote for a rapist – you must not think highly of me.

Is that the message you want to send?

Which Jews?
The European Zionists?
Or The Middle Eastern Anti-Zionists?
Or The Jews That Have No Opinion On Zionism, But Are Keeping Their Heads Down To Avoid Getting Them Cut Off By Zionists?
How Can I Attack Your Position If It’s So Vague?

James Dreyfus
@DreyfusJames

I Stand With British Jews.

And Jews worldwide.

Don’t like it.

Don’t care.

And, no, you can’t reply…

Trump: Would You Like Fries With That?
Reporter: What? No. Thank You. I’ve Had Lunch.
Trump: I Wasn’t Talking About Your Diet. I Was Talking About My Deal With Iran.
Reporter: Erk.

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump: I’m doing much more than a nuclear deal. We’re going to have nuclear. That’s 99.9. But there’s going to be a lot of other things on the table that wouldn’t have been on the table three months ago.

Reporter: Such as?

How Can We Be Sure You’re Not AI?

Jacob Coxon
@hilbertspaess

I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.

Barron: “Hippie!”

Christopher Hale
@ChristopherHale

Bishop Barron: Empathy “threatens truth, reality, justice and love.”

Pope Leo XIV: Empathy is “not something additional or optional.”

Would That Be The Cat People Or The Mole People?
Pretty Sure The Vampires Don’t Care (Except, For Some Reason, Stephen Miller)

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: “You have a neighbouring state – New Mexico. We think it should be called New America. New America! The people love the idea.”

I Don’t Know Which Is Worse: The Overt Racism Of The Ad, Or The Fact That Just When I Was Getting Over Seinfeld’s Bad Behaviour, The Ad Is Set In His Fictional Living Room

Abdul-Crowley Democrat
@Wellstonecratt

Ted Cruz-led Frontline Action Super PAC launches a major ad buy targeting Abdul El-Sayed with an ad titled “Family Values.”

I Told Him Of Course I Knew What Was Going On: He Was Confessing.
I Look Forward To His Response, Although, Considering He Immediately Blocked Me, I Could Be Waiting A Long Time

Zanny Minton Beddoes
@zannymb

Recently, @elonmusk told me that Britain and Europe were headed for “a reckoning” and “civil war” as a growing group of people would try to implement beliefs that are antithetical to Western ones. He suggested that I didn’t know what was going on

Fund Screeches: “I’m Not Dead Yet!”
Monty Python Considering Suing For Copyright Infringement

Marc E. Elias
@marceelias

BREAKING: The Department of Justice (DOJ) told a federal judge Friday it’s appealing a scorching court order against President Donald Trump’s attempt to sue himself to create an almost $2 billion fund for his political allies.

Have You Never Heard Of Rakhine State Sectarian Violence?
Or The Hyderabad Massacres?
Or The Crusades?
Come On! Everybody’s Heard Of The Crusades!

Dr. Maalouf
@realMaalouf

Honest question. Does anyone really believe that Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, or even atheists would be capable of doing something like this?

What Kind Of Pathetic Loser Lies About How Much Liberals Love Footba – Oh. It’s Benny Johnson. Never Mind…

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Football is right-wing coded. Libtards hate football and will ban it when they get power back. All third worlders and communists are scared of Football because it is violent and masculine and built by patriots. We must protect football nationalism at all costs

John Stewart Of The Daily Show Doesn’t Have A Sarcastic Bone In His Body!
And Neither Do I!

Kevin Meyer
@Kcchemguy

She’s almost ready to burst out laughing at him.

This has to be sarcasm or he’s completely delusional.

I Suspect Dementia
His Prefrontal Cortex Is Probably The Consistency Of Tapioca Pudding At This Point
Mmm…Tapioca Pudding
I Mean – YUCK! Ptui! Ptui! Ptui!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump just posted a map renaming New Mexico “New America.”

WTF is wrong with him?

Don’t Feed The Trolls…
Don’t Feed The Trolls…
Don’t Feed The Trolls…
THIS BULLSHIT IS WHAT YOU ASSHOLES THINK IS DIPLOMACY‽‽‽‽

Dammit! I Fed The Trolls!

U.S. Department of State
@StateDept

It was brought to our attention that Lake America was erroneously labeled as Laked “Ontario” on our website.

We have corrected this mistake and apologize for deadnaming the lake.