But How Will It Affect Ocean-dwelling Refrigerators?
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump: “We’re going back to plastic straws…I don’t think plastic is going to affect the shark as they are munching their way through the ocean.”
Q: Not Walmart?
Lutnick: Walmart? Why? W…W…What Have You Heard?
The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Lutnick: “We do expect a 10% baseline tariff to be in place for the foreseeable future. But don’t buy the silly arguments that the U.S. consumer pays.”
Q: “So who’s going to eat the tariff?”
Lutnick: “The businesses and the countries.”
I Stopped Imagining The Right’s Response If Joe Biden Did Or Said Something Trump Did Or Said About Five Minutes Into His Second Term
Some Hypotheticals Stop Being Fun Really Quickly…
Chris D. Jackson
@ChrisDJackson
BREAKING: A very confused Trump just saluted Saudi military officials at the Royal Court in Riyahd – a blatant breach of U.S. presidential protocol.
Imagine for one second if Joe Biden had done that. Fox News would have a week-long meltdown and demand hearings. But when it’s Trump? Crickets.
Unreal.
That’ll Save $39.95 – Where Will The Rest Of The $2 Billion In Savings Come From?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Mike Johnson: “Medicaid is intended, remember, as a safety net for young pregnant mothers and the elderly and disabled and vulnerable populations, not for young able-bodied men without dependents. Those are the kinds of people we’re taking off the program.”
“What, Little Cyril Blackface? Can You Believe Anybody Believes That Loser?”
Blue Georgia
@BlueATLGeorgia
“The South African President says the people arriving in the US today do not fit the definition of refugees and that what Trump has been told about their persecution is false.”
“Oh, I Can Totally Believe YOU Believe It!”
Alex Cole
@acnewsitics
I hate to break it to you guys, but there is no genocide of white people in South Africa.
Somebody Seems A Little Too Comfortable Channelling Their Inner Donald Trump…
PatriotTakes
@patriottakes
Kristi Noem, after receiving an honorary doctorate:
“I don’t know how many of you have ever been out driving a vehicle before. You wondered what’s wrong with it, right? It’s jerky. It doesn’t turn right. It’s going slow. It seems like something is broke and then you look down and you have your emergency brake on.
Anybody ever do that before? I have. You drive around and then once you pull the emergency brake off you’re amazed at how well your car drives. It drives smooth, and it’s amazing. And you’re like I can’t believe I was actually doing that.”
Which One Does Trump Think Knows About The Gun Hidden In The Restaurant Bathroom?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump on India-Pakistan: “Maybe we could even get them together a little bit, Marco, where they go out and have a nice dinner together. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
As Clear As Six Foot Thick Concrete
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Sean Duffy: “We’re all been reporting and seeing what’s happening at Newark airport. And I think it’s clear that the blame belongs with the last administration.”
European Police Are Being Trained By ICE
Dr. Maalouf
@realMaalouff
FRANCE: The pregnant daughter of a cryptocurrency company executive, accompanied by her 2-year-old child, narrowly escaped a kidnapping attempt in broad daylight this morning in the heart of Paris.
What is happening in Europe?
Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Small Hands
Ed Krassesnstein
@EdKrassen
BREAKING: Trump just said Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa is a “Young, attractive guy, tough guy. Strong past, very strong past – fighter. He’s got a real shot at holding it together.”
This man killed American troops in Iraq. He was part of Al-qaeda. He killed civilians, women and children. He had a $10 million bounty on him by the U.S. government.
“Do I Hear 99%? 99%, Anybody? I Have 99% – What About 105%? 105 – I see 105%. Who Will Offer 110% 110%? At 110%, Farmers Will Be Paying You To Buy Their Eggs!”
The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Trump: “We have numbers no one’s ever seen before. That all means jobs…And we have costs are way down. Groceries. We have a term grocery. It’s an old term, but it means basically what you’re buying, food… Eggs are down… They’re down 98% from where they were.”
The President Is Drowning
Quick! Somebody Throw Him A Submarine
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: Unless you have a really, really stupid group of people, including the president, I don’t think anybody can catch us on submarines
It can stay underwater for 30 years. Think of it. The only reason it has to come up is for food. It doesn’t need water because they have, you know, they have their system of water, which is they can stay forever.
Nobody. THAT’S THE PROBLEM!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump told aides and advisers that it is “humiliating” for the president of the U.S. to fly in an outdated plane and that foreign leaders will laugh at him if he shows up at summits in the older aircraft, a White House official told The Atlantic.
Who wants to tell him?
You’re Right…
…You’re Not A Wise Guy
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump to American troops: “We love France, right? But I think we did a little more to win the war than France did. Do we agree? I don’t want to be a wise guy, but when Hitler made his speech at the Eiffel Tower, I would say that wasn’t exactly ideal.”
“I Rub Coal All Over My Body At Least Once A Day – It Feels Great. I Like To Eat It Once In A While, Too. Mmm – Crunchy!”
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimian
“The president doesn’t like windmills. Because it’s just not windy all the time. But coal you can rely upon. Big beautiful coal.” – Howard Lutnick
And the dumbest person on earth is back on TV!
Whoa! His Rhetoric Makes Bruce Springsteen’s Rant Look Like The Babbling Of A Three Year-old!
Acyn
@Acyn
Kid Rock: We have a low birth rate in America… it just hit me right now because who’s going to sleep with these ugly ass broke liberal women? You look at these rallies, it’s like a bunch of women that no guy wants to sleep with and a bunch of dudes that want to sleep with each other.