The Trump Administration’s Signal Achievement
Given His Age, How Long Until He Actually DOESN’T Know Who Pete Hegseth Is?
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Trump says he “doesn’t know anything about” the group chat with JD Vance and Pete Hegseth discussing top secret war plans.
How long until Trump says he doesn’t know who Pete Hegseth is?
But You Don’t Look As Good On Camera As Tulsi Gabbard, So I Don’t Believe You
Next Time, Would It Kill You To Wear A Dress And Smile More?
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins
After Secretary Hegseth argued “nobody was texting war plans,” The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg responds: “That’s a lie. He was texting war plans, he was texting attack plans.”
“When targets were going to targeted. How they were going to be targeted. Who was at the targets. When the next sequence of attacks were happening. I didn’t publish this…because it felt like it was too confidential.”
And I Laugh At Anybody Who Even Half-heartedly Believes Anything said By Any Member Of This Administration
Good Thing We’re Both So Easily Amused, Or One Of Us Might Have To Be Outraged
Gunther EaglemanTM
@GuntherEagleman
Tulsi Gabbard confirmed that ZERO classified information was shared in the Signal group.
I laugh at anyone who wholeheartedly believes ANYTHING from the Atlantic.
So, Their Defence Is That There Was No Security Breach Over Signal BECAUSE THE AMBASSADOR WAS GIVING THE INFORMATION TO RUSSIA DIRECTLY‽
Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
BREAKING: Ambassador Witkoff was in the Kremlin when he was added to the top secret Signal chat.
This crap just keeps getting worse.
I call for a full congressional investigation that rivals the scope of the Clinton email investigation.
They Thought The Policy Was Classified And They Didn’t Have Clearance
FactPost
@factpostnews
Sen Kelly: DOD policy prohibits discussion of even ‘controlled unclassified information’ on unsecured devices. Are you both aware of that?
DNI Gabbard: I haven’t read that policy
CIA Director Ratcliffe: I’m not familiar with the DOD policy
You Think That’s Crazy? Wait Until He Says Goldberg Tricked Many Of The Top Security Officials To Install Signal On Their Phones Without Their Knowledge!
Now, That Will Be Crazy!
Trump’s Lies (Commentary)
@MAGALieTracker
BREAKING: Mike Waltz goes even further, suggesting that Jeffrey Goldberg somehow hacked into his phone and replaced the contact labeled “JG” with his own number to gain access to this Signal group chat. Bring out the tinfoil hats. This is crazy!
Jewish Space Lasers
It’s Obvious When You Don’t Think About It
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
BREAKING: Mike Waltz announces he spoke with @ElonMusk and said tech experts are going to figure out how The Atlantic’s Jeff Goldberg got into the Signal chat.
“I can tell you for 100%… I don’t text him, he wasn’t on my phone.”
They Opened Their Mouths And Removed All Doubt
Acyn
@Acyn
Hegseth: Under the previous administration, we looked like fools. Not anymore
The Embarrassing Things We’re Missing Because We So Fixated On The Trump Administration’s Signal Achievement
Oooooooorrrrrr, And I Offer This Solely For Purposes Of Discussion, Could It Be Maybe That TRUMP IS CRIMING MORE THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY!
Acyn
@Acyn
Leavitt: 67% of the injunctions in this century have come against which president? Donald J. Trump. Let me say that again. 60% of the injunctions by partisan activists in the judicial branch have come against Donald Trump.
In Trump’s Opinion, Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem And Kash Patel Went Through A Very Strong Vetting Process
So How Much Is This Assertion Worth?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Asked about people who say they aren’t criminals or gang members who were on his rendition flights to a slave prison in El Salvadaor, Trump claims, “I was told they went through a very strong vetting process.”
Naah! As Long As Billionaires Are Still Funding Them, Republicans Will Be Fine
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Holy shit! In a perfect clip a voter confronts a Republican Congressman in a deep red district:
“How does this president qualify as sane?”
They should be terrified about the midterms.
Carney: “My Answer Is Simple: Because They Didn’t Asked Me.”
Stephen Taylor
@stephen_taylor
Reporter asks Carney: “In one week, you promised to cancel the increase on capital gains. You opened the door to the pipeline project, and you also promised to cancel the GST on the purchase of a first home. My question is simple: why didn’t you run for the Conservative Party?”
Not Since You Bankrupted Your Last Casino!
(RIM SHOT)
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “We don’t need anything from Canada, and yet it costs up $200b in subsidy to keep Canada afloat. So when I say they should be a state, I mean that. I really mean that … some people don’t have the cards.”
He Must Really Hate His In-laws
Ron Smith
@Ronxyz00
Howard Lutnick: “Let’s say Social Security didn’t send out their checks this month, my mother-in-law – who’s 94 – she wouldn’t call and complain. She just wouldn’t. She’d just think something I messed up.”
How A President Says “My Administration Believes In Eugenics” Without Saying “My Administration Believes In Eugenics”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump announces that the Small Business Administration will handle all federal student loans, and RFK Jr is now in charge of “handling special needs and all of the nutrition programs and everything else.”
Hard To Imagine How Republicans Can Maintain Their Majorities When Trump Keeps Deporting Their Voters
CBS News
@CBSNews
BREAKING: The Trump administration is revoking the legal status of 530,000 Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans and Venezuelans.
By All Means, Get ‘Er Done!
The Sooner The Bill Is Passed, The Sooner The Courts Will Overturn It
Rep. Jim Jordan
@Jim_Jordan
.@repdarrellissa has a bill that would stop radical judges from imposing nationwide injunctions on President Trump’s agenda – which 77 million Americans voted for.
We passed that bill out of the Judiciary Committee.
Let’s make sure we get it to the President’s desk to sign!
Remember The Jibe, “Did Your Mother Dress You?
Schoolyard Bullies Are Already Rehearsing The Taunt “Did Your Government Dress You?”
LongTime FirstTime
@LongTimeHistory
Arkansas Republican bill would ban giving “gender-nonconforming” haircuts to minors.
H.B.1668 would hold liable “any person who knowingly causes a minor’s social transition” – including change to clothing or hairstyle.
Penalty starts at $10,000 minimum up to $10 million damages for certain forms of gender-affirming care.