Jesus Is A Prophet In Islam And An Entire Chapter Of The Koran Is Dedicated To
Singing Mary’s Praises
But Once You Get Past That…
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Nope. Sorry. That Still Doesn’t Make Sense
leekern
@leekern13
Hamas would have cut off Jesus’ head and they would have raped Mary because they were Jewish
Hamas are Islamic fundamentalists who want to subjugate all of us to an extremist Muslim tyranny
If Israel doesn’t win, Jihadists will come for you next
You need Israel
Good Thing He Signed The Message Or We Would Never Have Known Who Had Written It
…Who Is He?
John Schneider
@John_Schneider
Mr. President,
I believe you are guilty of treason and should be publicly hung.
Your son too.
Your response is..?
Sincerely,
John Schneider
They Respected Him So Much, They Only Laughed At Him After He Left The Room
I Mean, That Counts…Right?
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Eric Trump: “My father’s personality kept us out of wars. All these world leaders – what’s amazing is all the tough guys were the guys who respected him. Kim Jong-un, he respected my father. Putin respected my father. The tough guys respected my father.”
What Are You: Eight Years Old?
Simon Ateba
@simonateba
NOW: Is Vice President @KamalaHarris aware her husband @SecondGentleman having coffee with an unknown woman right now in front of me at Tatte Coffee near the White House?
But Don’t Let That Stop You From Attacking Whichever One You Choose –
Really, It’s All Good
Greg Price
@greg_price11
Here are four enemies of democracy on the Colorado Supreme Court that just voted to remove Donald Trump from the ballot.
Monica M. Marquez
Melissa Hart
Willian W. Hood, III
Richard L. Gabriel
The first three were appointed by former Gov. and now Senator John Hickenlooper.
Take It Into Account? They’re Counting On It! Having To Make All Those Heavy Decisions Is Such A Drag! They’ll Be Happier When They Can Go On Extended Vacations Paid For By Leonard Leo
Bernard Silverman
@DonKeehotey
Do any of the justices ever take into account that TRUMP WANTS TO DROP THE CONSTITUTION?
Then, We’ll Nominate Arnold Schwarzenegger To Be Our Candidate With a Twelve Year-old Running Mate…Because We Can…
Rep. Clay Higgins
@RepClayHiggins
New law… If any state in our Union blocks the official nominee of a major political party from the Presidential ballot, their electoral slate will not be counted by Congress on the following January 6th.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Have a very MAGA Christmas.
Then, He Gets An Urgent Text From The Kremlin: “Love The Enthusiasm, But You Should Consider Choosing A Better Target!”
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Trump says, “Catholics, you cannot vote for the Democrats. You cannot even think about voting for Biden,” because the FBI is “planning to send undercover spies into Catholic churches just like in the old days of the Soviet Union,” but he will stop it and save them.
To Be Fair, It’s About More Than That
It’s About Whether The Constitution Means Anything Any More, Too
Michael
@M_Royers
I still can’t believe this whole thing is about if a President can or cannot commit crimes legally
Not Having Fuel For Ambulances Or Hospitals? That’s Just A Bonus!
Naftali Bennett
@naftalibennett
The quickest way to end this war is to block fuel from entering Gaza.
The pressure on Israel to allow fuel into Gaza/Hamas is morally and practically wrong.
The fuel quite literally fuels Hamas’ main weapon – the terror tunnels.
The terror tunnels can’t be used without ventilation.
There’s no ventilation without electricity.
There’s no electricity without fuel.
No fuel=no tunnels=Hamas defeat.
Hamas syphons a big share of all fuel that enters Gaza.
Whoever wants to end the war must back Israel in preventing even one drop of fuel into Gaza.
By That Logic, There Must Be No Geniuses In The State, Either…
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
MN Republican lawmaker: There isn’t any poverty in Minnesota because I don’t know any poor people. @atrupar
Once You’ve Dispensed With The Constitution, Such Trifling Considerations Just Go Away
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Kellyanne Conway suggests Kristi Noem should try to ban Biden from the South Dakota ballot. Noem says she doesn’t think she has that power.
I Think That Third Hamberder For Breakfast Will Get Him Sooner, But I Obviously Don’t Have The Proper Paranoid Mindset
Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
Jack Smith won’t be getting his March 4 trial date.
The Deep State is going to try to kill Donald Trump.
He must be protected at all costs.
#MAGA #Trump2024
I’m Pretty Sure Insurrectionating Is Not An Official Duty Of The President
But I Don’t Have A Degree In Idiotocracy (I’m Just A Gifted Amateur), So I Could Be Mistaken
Acyn
@Acyn
Miller: A far left prosecutor cannot say that the elected leader of the country can go to jail for using his judgment and his discretion in carrying out his official duties.
Who Better To Write Fake News Than Fake Journalists?
Maybe In Their Reality, He DID Buy Yachts With Money Meant For The War Against Russia!
You Have To Realize That Fake News Is Real Somewhere In The Multiverse!
Shayan Sardarizadeh
@Shayan86
All of those articles featuring false claims about Zelensky and Ukraine are written by Jessica Devlin. According to DC Weekly, she’s a “highly acclaimed journalist” from NYC.
Except, that’s the image of author Judy Batalion. Jessica Devlin is a fake persona. She doesn’t exist.
Shayan Sardarizadeh
@Shayan86
@O_Rob1nson and I noticed this was a pattern with DC Weekly’s “journalists”.
“Seasoned political correspondent” Bill Grant turns out to be Yuri, a Ukrainian English student.
“Prominent political analyst” Andy Fisher is actually a stock image of a smiling man.
Remind Me, Again, Who The Victim Is, Here? Because Your Moral Clarity Looks More And More Like Genocide All The Time, And That’s Not Cool…
Marina Medvin
@MarinaMedvin
Blinken snaps at foreign countries demanding Israel put down their arms while making NO demands of Hamas – the only demands he sees are ones placed on the victim country and none on the aggressor.
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
“Far-right minister: Nuking Gaza is an option, population should ‘go to Ireland or deserts'”
This is what *serving Israeli ministers* are proudly and openly saying, while politicians & pundits in the US continue to focus their outrage on campus protests.