Israel, First, Last and – *SIGH* – Always
Oh, Yeah, Jesus Was All About Self-promotion
That’s Very Clear In The Bible Passage Where He Goes, “Did You Get That Miracle Down Right? That Was Loaves And Fishes. Loaves. You Know, Loaves – Like Bread? And Fishes – They Swim In Water And Taste Great When Baked With Cloves Of Garlic? You Need To Get The Story Strai – Ugh! Let Me Write It!”
Cody Hall
@CodyHallGA
There are few things more reprehensible than using Christ’s miracles as your political crutch to justify an expansion of government services.
Christ healed the sick and fed the hungry to glorify Himself, save the lost, and to fulfill the promises of scripture – not win an election or implement public policy.
If Only Everybody Hadn’t Walked Out When He Took The Podium, Maybe They Could Have Argued With Him…
Rabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffx
This is FUCKING INSANE.
Netanyahu says JEWISH SETTLERS are overwhelmingly peaceful, law-abiding people, claims JEWISH SETTLER VIOLENCE basically doesn’t exist, with just THREE CASES in all these years, and says he’s shocked the world is so obsessed with it.
Be Sarcastic If You Must, But Armageddon Won’t Be Triggered When All Of The Jews In The World Migrate To Texas!
Kyle Seraphin
@KyleSeraphin
Oh… Good thing Texas Congressman Brandon Gill is reporting from Israel for AIPAC. I was worried he got distracted by Texas issue. Happily, he is making sure Israel is ok.
Unfortunately, When It Comes To WWII Parallels, Netanyahu Seems To Be Ahead Of Him In The Queue
Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
SICKENING!
Trump just called the International Criminal Court, which goes after war crimes and genocide “Evil” and “Rogue” and calls on all member to Resign.
This is something Hitler would have done.
You’re So Cynical! When The Knesset Disenfranchised Arabs, THEY DID IT DEMOCRATICALLY!
Ihab Hassan
@IhabHassane
The Israeli Central Elections Committee voted today in favor of petitions to disqualify all Arab-majority parties from running in the October 27 election.
If these decisions stand, only Jewish-majority parties would be allowed to run in the election.
But sure, tell us again about “the only democracy in the Middle East.”
There Is Only One Solution To This Problem: BOMB THE UNITED NATIONS!
Rabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffx
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
The Israeli delegation at the UN freaked out over drawings children made for world peace and Palestine, demanding they be removed and calling them antisemitic.
Actually, You Ain’t Jewish If You Didn’t Have A Jewish Mother Or Went Through An Arduous Conversion Process
But Feel Free To Talk About Jews As If You Cared About Us (Like Any Of Us Could Stop You!)
Voice of Rabbis
@voiceofrabbis
Amb. Mike Huckabee: “You ain’t Jewish if you won’t call Mayor Mamdani an ‘anti-semite.”
Being Jewish has nothing to do with whether you label anyone criticising Israel or Netanyahu an antisemite as both have no connection to Jews
To Be Fair, The US Does Give Israel a Run for Its Money
Wow! Another $5,000 On Top Of The $5,000 You Already Gave Us! That’s Fantastic! That –
I Mean, The $5,000 You Already Promised Us. You Know, A Couple Of Years Ago…When You Were Campaigning For Your Second…
Actually, Now That I Think About It, I Don’t Remember Ever Receiving…
Oh…
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “Because of tariffs, we are taking in hundreds of billions of dollars of profits. It’s one of the reasons I can offer, if Republicans win the House and Senate, $5,000 to every adult. We can do it and the Democrats can’t, because the Democrats don’t have any income.”
That Was Always The Plan – Did You Not Receive The Memo?
Ron Filipkowski
@Ronfilipkowski
Republican nominee for Maine’s 2nd congressional district Paul LePage says he supports Trump and ICE but is outraged they are deporting one of his relatives: “He’s being deported because he came from a country that’s not to the liking of certain people in Washington.”
Their Crimes? Not Eating Their Vegetables, Not Doing Their Homework, Not Washing The Dishes When It Was Their Turn – They’re Definitely The Worst Of The Worst!
Priscilla Alvarez
@priscialva
NEW: In a Texas courtroom Monday, 25 migrant children lined the pews – a 9yo rested her head on the table, a 6yo pretended to fly an airplane, and a 3yo played with the mic. Many in attendance didn’t have an attorney – a 13yo was ordered removed. A look inside, thru sketches.
You May Think This Is Not An Answer To The QUESTION WWARD? (What Would Ayn Rand Do). In Fact, It’s In A Footnote To Page 2,873 Of Atlas Shrugged
Libertarian Party NH
@LPNH
We openly support the assassination of basically ever elected Democrat in New Hampshire
But if you don’t have the balls to do that then you should probably vote GOP
The Journalist Should Consider Himself Lucky Trump Didn’t Glare – Nobody Can Withstand The Power Of The Trump Glare!
Sarrah Bellus
@sarah_bellus
BREAKING: After Trump suggested that, if China meddles in the midterms to let Democrats win so they can impeach him, he might cancel the election, a reporter asked him, “Shouldn’t you resign if China successfully meddles on your watch?” To which Trump folded his arms and frowned.
When A Band Only Plays Its Greatest Hits, You Know They’ve Run Out Of Creative Steam
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
The Trump regime has released another taxpayer-funded propaganda ad:
“We will demolish the deep state, expel the warmongers from our government.”
“We will rout the fake news media.”
Caligula Was Being Ironic: Trust Trump To Take The Impression That The Senate Was Full Of Horse Shit Literally!
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Maybe if you don’t make your former golf caddie the Deputy White House Chief of Staff then he wouldn’t be in a position to do dumb shit that can hurt your entire party right before the midterms. But hey, Caligula made his horse a senator.
A Thousand Billionaires Just Had An Orgasm
Keith Gross
@KeithGross
Before 1913 we had no income tax. We still had roads, police departments, and a booming economy so strong and industrialized that it won WW1.
America would be more successful without an income tax.