Migraine? No, Ukraine!
All He Needed Were The Words “Respect,” “Family” And “Goombah” And The President Could Have Fulfilled His Lifelong Dream Of Being A Mario Puzo Character
Shelby Talcott
@ShelbyTalcott
Trump tells Zelenskyy: “The problem is, I’ve empowered you to be a tough guy, and I don’t think he’d be a tough guy without the United States and your people are very brave, but you’re either going to make a deal or we’re out, and if we’re out, you’ll fight it out. I don’t think it’s going to be pretty.”
“You’re in a much better position, but you’re not acting at all thankful,” Trump adds. “And that’s not a nice thing, I’ll be honest. That’s not a nice thing.”
The Media That YOU Invited Into The Room?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?
VANCE: I think it’s disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
“At Least I’ll Have The Satisfaction Of Knowing I’m Taking You With Me,” The Ukrainian President Had The Tact Not To Say
(I, On The Other Hand, Am Clearly Petty)
kira
@kirawontmiss
“What if Russia breaks the ceasefire?”
Trump: What if anything? What if a bomb drops on your head right now?
Don’t Say That! If Trump Hears That, He’ll Blame The Stock Market Drop On Zelens –
Too Late. Nice Going, Guy!
Pekka Kallioniemi
@P_Kallioniemi
Yesterday, the US stock market plummeted after Trump announced new tariffs on the EU.
In that single hour, the market lost far more than the total value of all US aid to Ukraine.
Russian Media Are Less Corrupt Than America Media?
Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson
Russian State Media (TASS) was in the meeting.
AP and Reuters were not.
Get it yet?
Umm…I Think You’re Confusing Nap Time With Three Dimensional Chess…
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch
Dear MAGA,
Did Trump’s tantrum with Zelenskyy successfully make you forget that he didn’t deliver on the Epstein Files?
You Know What They Say: When You’ve Lost Ronny Jackson, You’ve Lost – Umm, Who Is Ronny Jackson And Why Should I Care If Anybody Has Lost Him?
Ronny Jackson
@RonnyJacksonTX
To Zelenskyy: DON’T you EVER set foot in this country again and DISRESPECT my country and MY PRESIDENT. GO HOME AND GOOD LUCK!!!!
Wow! Trump Word Saladed His Way Through A Non-answer.
This Is How It Is Done, Foreign Dictators!
Chris D. Jackson
@ChrisDJackson
Wow! A UK reporter just asked Trump if he was going to apologize for calling Zelensky a dictator, while praising Putin who is indeed a dictator.
This is how it is done, US press!
I Know A Russian Autocrat Who Would Beg To Differ (Except He Never Begs)…
Acyn
@Acyn
Watters: We run the world. This is America’s world. He’s our proxy. This ends when we say it ends. It doesn’t end when Zelenskyy –
“I Only Wish The President Had Bit His Neck And Drained Him Of Blood On National Television – Maybe THAT Would Finally Have Made Our Allies Understand How Serious We Are!”
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
Stephen Miller just hit the nail on the HEAD:
“President Trump defended Americans after YEARS of being fleeced and abused…American hearts swelled with overflowing pride today to watch Trump put Zelenskyy in his place.
You Didn’t Give A Spoiler Warning!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Question: But fair to say Russia attacked unprovoked into Ukraine 3 years ago?
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth: Fair to say it’s a very complicated situation.
(no, it’s not. Russia attacked Ukraine unprovoked)
How About Now?
Not This Second? How About This Second?
How About Now? How About Now? How About Now?
You May Not Realize It, But Now Often Comes Sooner Than You Think (Just Ask Morrisey)
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
WELKER: Can European members in NATO count on the US and President Trump to help defend them if they are attacked by Russia?
MULLIN: I don’t believe for a second Russia is gonna advance a war in any other country right now.
Everywhere Else
Of Course, Vladimir Putin Knew This Was Coming Over A Month Ago
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Hegseth orders halt on all Russia-related cybersecurity operational planning
Perhaps They Would, But Since They Won’t Be Allowed To Live There, We’ll Never Know…
JeremiahWatson
@JeremiahW2044
I think the people of Gaza will love Trump Gaza!!
You’ll Have No Trouble Giving Up Your Imaginary Citizenship, Then
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Canada is not a real country
Trump: “Yeah, But Canada Isn’t A Real Country, So Those Polls Are The Definition Of ‘Fake News!'”
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Donald Trump: “A lot of people in Canada are liking becoming our beautiful cherished 51st state.”
Fact check: Utterly false. Every poll from past weeks shows the vast majority of Canadians do not want to become Americans.
That’s What The US Always Says Before Canada Hands Their Ass To Them
F. Ketchum
@Solofil
Canada will come around. They don’t have a Choice.
Why Should Today Be Different Than Any Other Day?
Acyn
@Acyn
Ingraham: A little murmuring in MAGA land about the comments on China today. Did MAGA vote for China to be able to buy up more American real estate and companies?
Habba: Is that really the question? Is that what we’re doing now? The Spin?
I’m Not Going To Tell The President How To Live His Life, But If I Was Donald Trump, I Would Enter A Monastery And Never Be Heard From Again
Autism Capital
@AutismCapital
REPORTER: “Mr. President, you were just talking the botched withdrawal in Afghanistan. Have all the generals involved been fired?”
TRUMP: “That’s a great idea. I’m not going to tell Pete Hegseth what to do, but I were in his place, I’d fire every single one of them.
Nice Try, But According To MAGA, There Are No Fun Facts
Facts Are Ugly And Evil And Should Be Avoided At All Costs
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
“The tariffs are going forward on time, on schedule.”
Donald Trump says the sweeping 25% tariffs on Canadian and Mexican imports “will go forward” when the monthlong delay expires next week:
“Every aspect you can imagine they took advantage of. I’d read some of these [trade] agreements at night and say: ‘Who would ever sign a thing like this?'”
Fun fact: Trump himself signed USMCA, the trade deal between the U.S., Canada, and Mexico, in his first term in office.