Stock Market: No Room For Trump Tariffs. Like The 650 Point Drop? That Was Just An Opening Bid
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “No room for Mexico or for Canada. No. The tariffs are all set, they go into effect tomorrow.”
There Can Be: They Just Have To Make The Champagne Out Of Potatoes
Jay in Kyiv
@JayinKyiv
US stock market in a state of collapse as Trump announces suicidal tariffs of 25% on America’s biggest trade allies with likely plans to pull the US out of NATO tomorrow in a joint session of congress.
There’s not enough champagne in Russia tonight.
Just Ask The Associated Press
Umm, Okay, None Of Their Reporters Is In The Room – Ask Them The Next Time You Run Into One At A Bar
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
JD Vance claims that efforts to suppress misinformation and hate speech “are going to destroy Western Civilization. They’re gonna destroy Europe, and they would destroy the United States of America if we allowed them to fester. Thank God we have a president now who believes in free speech.”
Let Them Eat Soy Beans! Three Times A Day! And Use Them To Bathe With! And Run Their Cars! And A Whole Lot Of Other Things – Man, Do We Produce A Lot Of Soy Beans!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
To the Great Farmers of the United States: Get ready to start making a lot of agricultural product to be sold INSIDE of the United States. Tariffs will go on external product on April 2nd. Have fun!
Marjorie Taylor Greene And Lauren Boebert?
The Easy Joke Is That This Is Unfair To Rabid Hyenas
But I Don’t Go For The Easy Joke…Unless It’s About Marjorie Taylor Greene And Lauren Boebert
Marlene Robertson
@marlene4719
Mike Johnson on Fox today told Democrats to respect Trump’s Congress speech and to give him an ovation.
Does he mean like these two rabid hyenas?
When The Revolution Eats Its Own, It’s A Dish Best Served Piping Hot
Charging…
@RedPillSayian
Andrew tate goes off on Ben Shapiro
“OnlyFans donates to AIPAC that pays him…he is a Hypocrite!”
That Downward Arrow Looks A Lot Like A Flaccid…Set Of Little Fingers…
FactPost
@factpostnews
A Federal Reserve bank is now projecting that the US economy will shrink by 2.8% during the first quarter of 2025.
This is a major decline from when President Biden left office, when the economy was projected to grow by 3%.
I Can Say That Because I’m A Great Dancer – The Best Dancer The World Has Ever Seen – Better Than Fred Astaire AND Ginger Rogers Combined – Mmm, Ginger Rogers – What A Babe She Was…
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Question: Should Americans be concerned that Russia says that your administration’s foreign policy is “largely in line with their vision”?
Trump: “Well, I’ll tell you what. I think it takes two to tango.”
Hamas
Their Continued Existence Assures That Palestinians Aren’t Dying Fast Enough
Saul Staniforth
@SaulStaniforth
Lyse Doucet reports that Israel doesn’t want to continue with the agreed ceasefire because phase 2 requires them to withdraw from the Gaza strip & they are refusing to do that. Hamas, meanwhile, want an end to the war.
So who’s responsible for the ceasefire collapsing?
“I Know This Because A Little Birdie – Kiss, Kiss, Vladdy Daddy – Told Me!”
NEXTA
@nexta_tv
Marine Le Pen in the French Parliament: “We cannot give NATO membership to Ukraine. Similarly, Ukraine’s accession to the European Union is unquestionably against our interests. Support for these memberships is a major risk for Peace.”
Your “Unique Skills” Are Blond Hair And Legs That Look Good On TV
With That, You Don’t Need Truth Or Facts
Acyn
@Acyn
Leavitt: I do think God gives everybody unique skills and I guess public speaking is one of mine… We have facts on our side. In explaining these tariffs, most people run away from that argument but we have the truth and the statistics and the facts on our side
Couldn’t It Be That Vance Has Great Timing?
Kate from Kharkiv
@BohuslavskaKate
JD Vance laughing when talking about Putin invading Ukraine
Ahahaha, how funny! A sovereign state was invaded, its towns and villages destroyed, people killed, and children kidnapped. There is torture, looting, and rape. Hahaha
Moron.
Of Course, We’re Firing High And Low Productivity Government Workers
That Is Permanently Disruptive, But Ultimately The Best For My Bottom Line
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
A lot of people need to move from low to negative productivity roles in government (and some in industry) to high productivity roles in the commercial sector.
That is temporarily disruptive, but ultimately for the best.
I Sense You Are Experiencing A Serious Emotional Meltdown
Can I Get You Some Chai Tea Or An Incense Stick?
Or, Possibly A Hazmat Suit?
Aes
@AesPolitics1
What the fuck are we in a trade war with Canada for?
Who the fuck voted for this stupid fuck?
Seriously? These People Are Afraid Of Mean TWEETS
Not Facing Mean Voters Is Totally In Character!
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
JUST NOW: AOC slams the spineless coward Republicans who say they will now CANCEL all town halls after they faced angry voters across the country.
“I have hosted TONS of town halls.
Even if you believe the GOP line that all their community outrage about cuts is fake (I disagree), right-wing groups have crashed mine plenty of times. *Not once* has that ever stopped me from facing my community.
People deserve better.”
It Depends Upon How Much Billionaires Lose In The Stock Market Today
The Spectator Index
@spectatorindex
BREAKING: US Commerce Secretary Lutnick says Trump may roll back Canada and Mexico tariffs tomorrow
And If They’re American, We’ll Send Them To An Imaginary Country In The Middle Of The Atlantic Ocean
I Sure Hope They Know How To Swim!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
All Federal Funding will STOP for any College, School, or University that allows illegal protests. Agitators will be imprisoned/or permanently sent back to the country from which they came. American students will be permanently expelled or, depending on on the crime, arrested. NO MASKS! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Elon Musk Tweetsponds: “This Is So True It Hurts”
Acyn
@Acyn
Laughter breaks out after Trump says: The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.