Or He Slipped In Time From The Future And Just Hasn’t Realized It Yet
Why Must Journalists Always Reach For The Darkest Interpretation Of What He Says?
Really American
@ReallyAmerican1
BREAKING: At an Investment Summit in Saudi Arabia, Donald Trump brags that he “cut our healthcare by 50 to 90 percent.” Either he’s just revealed Congressional Republicans’ plans to cut healthcare, or he doesn’t understand his own executive order.
Satan: “I’m Told That In Parts Of Hell, The Temperature Is Up 57 Degrees, And That’s An Automatic Suffering Increase For The Condemned People. So I Think Things Are In Good Shape. Now, If I Could Just Find The Demon Playing With The Thermostat…”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Bessent: “I’m told that in parts of Florida, gasoline is $1.93, and that’s an automatic tax cut for the American people. We’re probably gonna see a lot more car travel this summer. So I think things are in good shape.”
Tariffs Think: Finally, Somebody Gets Me!
Public Citizen
@Public_Citizen
According to Miller: an American-made doll costs more but is better due to high regulatory standards,
Also according to Miller: American dolls will be more affordable due to regulation cuts.
Apparently, MAGA’s promise to Americans is crappier products at higher costs.
MAGA: “Have You Even HEARD Of Four Dimensional Chess?
It’s Like Regular Chess, But Complicateder
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump on Qatar: “We are gonna protect this country. It’s a very special place with a special royal family… It’s great people and they’re gonna be protected by the United States.”
So much for “America First.” Go ahead, MAGA – defend this. We’ll wait.
Just Say No To Dru – Saaaaay, Where Have I Heard That Before?
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: “We’re going to advertise how bad drugs are for you.. they ruin your look. They ruin your face, they ruin your skin.. Nobody’s done that before and we’re going to do it.
Truth
PoliticsVideoChannel
@politicsvideochannel
BREAKING: TOP Australian politician who called Elon Musk an “arrogant billionaire” wins re-election as PM in a landslide.
“And I Plan On Being Around In Five Billion Years When It Happens, So I Need The Insurance!”
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Elon Musk: “Mars is life insurance for life collectively. So eventually, all life on Earth will be destroyed by the sun. The sun is gradually expanding, and so we do at some point need to be a multi-planet civilization because Earth will be incinerated.”
Ever Wonder How Incompetent And/Or Corrupt You Have To Be To Bankrupt A Christian Ministry?
Now You Have Your Answer
Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch
Televangelist Jim Bakker needs 1,000 people to donate $1,000 each to save his ministry: “If they foreclose on this ministry, they will take my house too, so I’ll be on the street.
When They Were Toddlers, They Were Attacked By A Huge Yellow Bird
The Incident Scarred Them For Life
John Collins
@Logically_JC
Can someone explain to me why they hate NPR so much?
The Last 1,000 Year Reich Lasted About 15 Years
I Thought Bannon Was More Ambitious Than That…
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Bannon to Greene: “If you merge MAHA (RFK Jr) with MAGA it’s like 1932 – you govern forever.”
1,000-year Reich.
I Had A Deficit With My Grocer Until The Tariffs Hit
Now, I’m Starving, But At Least I’m Not Losing Money!
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump on China: We had a deficit of over a trillion dollars.. And because of 145%.. there’s no trading, you can’t trade with 145%. We are, therefore, making, in a certain way, I guess, $1.1 trillion.
I Never Thought I Would Be Nostalgic For The Days Of Catholics Believing In The Infallibility Of The Pope
The Stupidest Timeline, Indeed…
Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
THIS IS THE NEW POPE!
His name is Robert Prevost.
He’s the first American Pope.
He is anti-Trump, anti-MAGA, pro-open Borders, and a total Marxist like Pope Francis.
Catholics don’t have anything good to look forward to.
Just another Marxist puppet in the Vatican.
Looks Like The Dog Ate The FBI Director’s Homework…
FactPost
@factpostnews
Sen. Murray: When will we get the FBI FY25 spend plan?
Patel: I’ll get you an answer, I don’t have a timeline on that
Sen. Murray: It was due by law last week. You have no timeline?
Patel: No
Don’t Be Ridiculous – Now, The Entire World Is An SNL Skit
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
This is not an SNL skit.
Howard Lutnick: we feel really good about the deal….We started at 10% tariffs and ended at 10% and the market for America is better and this is a perfect example of why Donald Trump produced Liberation Day.
“It’s Your Patriotic Duty To Be Healthy By Stopping Aging At 35. If You Don’t, The Government Won’t Help You…
And Those Car Crashes And Avalanches? Seriously, Are You Even Trying Not To Drain The Public Purse‽”
Acyn
@Acyn
Oz: 70% of the money we spend is on chronic illness and we are not getting our money’s worth. For folks listening right now, it’s your patriotic duty to be as healthy as can you…
Trump Is About To Learn Why You NEVER Mess With Librarians
Nancy Pelosi
@TeamPelosi
Librarian of Congress Carla Hayden is so superb, so remarkable, so respected in the library community around the country. As a former library commissioner myself, I appreciate Carla Hayden and her excellence. Trump firing her is arbitrary, capricious and shameful! -NP
You And Your False Dichotomies!
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
In a shocking moment of insanity, Karoline Leavitt just defended Trump’s decision to dismantle the consumer product safety commission. That is the agency that among other things, keeps kids alive from dangerous toys. Are they all evil or just inept?
Umm…A Substantial Part Of Your Frontal Lobe?
Acyn
@Acyn
Ingraham: It’s clear that Trump believes the half empty barges.. that’s a sign this is working, that’s exactly what he wanted to happen to put the squeeze on China before these talks. Am I Missing something?
Lutnick: No. Absolutely not.