Trump: The Absurd Ironyometer? Never Heard Of Him. Okay, Maybe Once Or Twice – I Heard He’s A Sick, Sick, Very Unhealthy Person!
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: We’re bringing back religion in this country
When Did Height Become The New Penis Size?
Did I Miss A Memo?
Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerd
.@andrewaschultz: “[Democrats] are so uncool right now. I don’t know one man above like 5′ 9″ that says they’re a Democrat … It’s a shorter guy thing. I don’t know what it is. They just need protection.”
Whyyyyyyyyyyy Would They?
Why Would Anybody?
Globe Eye News
@GlobeEyeNews
BREAKING:
Britain will not recognize Trump’s order renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
To Be Fair, He Has Been Perfecting It For A Decade
You Don’t Get To That Level Of Sociopathy Overnight!
Art Candee
@ArtCandee
Stephen Miller acts like an utter sociopath about ICE not being let into an elementary school in Chicago.
Vile man.
I Would Make Cruz The Butt Of The Joke About The Hooker And Her Client, But He Didn’t Haggle Over The Price
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Ted Cruz says that Trump’s threat to take over Greenland is a ‘very serious policy proposal.’
He then says that he responded to the Danish Ambassador to the U.S., who told him ‘Greenland isn’t for sale,’ with, ‘everything is for sale.’
Somebody Compensating For Small…Hands?
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: We may be a very substantially enlarged country in the not too distant – isn’t it nice to see – for years, decades, we’re the same size to the square-foot, probably got smaller actually but we might be an enlarged country pretty soon.
Lattes Are Overrated
I’m Happy To Drink “Freedom Coffee” (Basically, Mud With Sugar And Cream)
Democratic Wins Media
@DemocraticWins
BREAKING: Colombia just slapped the United States with a 50% tariff due to Donald Trump’s actions. Donald Trump has just increased the price of your morning coffee by over 50%. Thanks, Donald.
If Only The Widders And Orphans Could Incorporate As Military Contractors, I Wouldn’t Have A Problem With Them
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
There is massive fraud in the federal entitlements programs. Worse than you could possibly imagine.
Just Ask Pete Hegseth
Or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Or Tulsi Gabbard
Or…Or…Or Me!
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: We abolished 60 years of prejudice and hatred with the signing of one order all approved by the United States supreme court. We are allowed to do it because we are now in a merit-based world.
You Have To Have A Soul To Be Able To Do Any Soul-searching
Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson
I’m wondering when any of the media outlets who blithely said, “Trump has disavowed Project 2025 and has nothing to do with it” will engage in even a wee bit of introspection.
Then, Unicorns For Every Citizen!
Okay, Every White Citizen!
And By That, I Mean Every White Citizen With A Net Worth Of Ten Million Dollars!
Otherwise, What Is The Constitution For?
Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
BREAKING: Trump just proposed deporting American criminals to other countries – a blatant violation of the Constitution he swore to uphold.
If we’re rewriting the Constitution, let’s start by banning all guns.
Happy To, Although It Will Take Some Time To Create The Comic Book
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
Lara Trump: I would really love for someone out there to explain to me how climate change is the reason that the reservoirs were dry. @Acyn
If You Want To Do Good In Your Life, Learn From The Worst
Gil McGowan
@gilmcgowan
Trump says “Canada doesn’t really exist,” while explaining why he thinks it should become a US state. It’s important to note that one of Putin’s justifications for invading Ukraine was that it “doesn’t really exist” as a nation & should be part of Russia.
Hey USA,
Canada Likes Its Government Run Health Care.
Would You Please Fuck Off?
Zachary Tisdale
@ztisdale
Hey Canada,
The USA might abolish the income tax.
Wouldn’t that be nice?
How Can You Be Sure I Didn’t?
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt blames President Biden for the skyrocketing costs of eggs this week and says the solution is for the Senate to swiftly confirm Trump’s nominees.
You can’t make this up.
President Lincoln Must Be Facepalming – If Only He Had Been A Better Troll, He May Have Been A Better President
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
President Trump has mastered the art of trolling
“I terminated the Green New Scam. Isn’t the 12 years up? They gave us 12 years to live. I think we passed it. We’re still around can you believe it?”
“Your Portrait Is Off The Wall.”
– Donald Trump (2025)
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
“We don’t take an oath to a king, or queen, or tyrant or a dictator. And we don’t take an oath to a wannabe dictator …we take an oath to the Constitution … and we’re willing to die to protect it”.
– Mark Milley (2023)
It Will Be Made Out Of Twigs, Mud, Hot Water And Regrets
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
incredible stuff on Fox News today as hosts suggests America could just adapt to Trump’s trade wars by making our own coffee
And If The Mean Girls In The School Cafeteria Don’t Stop Talking Up The Bad Blood Between Them, He’ll Stamp His Little Feet And Have A Hissy Fit!
Autism Capital
@AutismCapital
BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy clarifies why he left DOGE. He says he was more on the constitutional law side and Elon was more on the technology side and that’s what’s needed right now. He says there’s no bad blood between them and it was a mutual decision.
He’s A Walking Time Warp
(Among His Other Warpedness…es…)
CaliforniaRN
@90dayenthusiast
Listening to Stephen Miller speak makes me feel like I’m in the 1930’s Germany
How Long Do You Think You Could Last Without Fox “News?”
Bulldog
@Bulldog1055747
How about a new rule that any media outlet that published lies, gets stripped of access. First strike-1 month, 2nd strike-6 months, 3rd strike-3 years
Because Doing So Would Stop The California Wildfire
Rick Wilson
TheRickWilson
Why won’t Trump declassify the Epstein files?
Wrong answers only.