The Resident President
A Totally Normal Thing For A President To Say
Remember When Lincoln Challenged Pamphleteer Richardson Richards To A Duel?
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: Rachel Maddow, what does she have? She took a sabbatical. They paid her a lot of money. She gets no ratings. I should go against her in the ratings
It’s Good Business Practice To Eliminate Competition
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: I revoked Joe Biden’s security clearances, the Biden crime family security clearances and they’ll no longer be able to access state secrets while selling themselves all around the world.
They’re Going To Start Their Research In Area 51
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: 1 in 36 babies have autism.. There’s something wrong. RFK JR is going to find it working with Dr. Oz
The Trump Organization Was Hit With A $355 Million Fine For Fraud And X Shares Have Lost 80% Of Their Value Since Musk Bought The Company
Are You SURE This Is Good For The Country?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Alina Habba: This is what we’re about. We’re running this country like President Trump runs the Trump runs the Trump Organization. Like Elon Musk running X. That’s what we’re doing.
Wiiiiiiiith…Whooooooooo?
Come On. You Can Say It…
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Donald Trump: “Eggs are a disaster. The secretary of agriculture is gonna be showing you a chart that’s actually mind-boggling, what’s happened, how low they were with us and how high they are now.
Upset That Your Racism Didn’t Save You From Having Your Face Eaten By Capitalism?
There’s A Lesson Here – What Are The Odds You’re Going To Learn It?
Jacob Manser
I’ve been a proud Trump supporter for three elections, and now my business just got cut off from our Federal contract. This is BULL. We’re not some DEI quota filler we do real, hard work. We need to get in touch with someone ASAP to fix this mess. Like and share so the right people see this.
Rightthink Whiplash
Oliver Alexander
@OalexanderDK
The best part of a Trump presidency is watching his fans be forced to do constant 180s on fundamental political beliefs in order to continue to agree with a man who changes his mind every 45 seconds.
The Actual President
You’re Still Allowed To Speak Publicly, Aren’t You?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Legalize comedy
Good Thing Judges Can’t Do That, Then
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
If ANY judge ANYWHERE can block
EVERY Presidential order EVERYWHERE,
we do NOT have democracy,
we have TYRANNY of the JUDICIARY
“And I Want To Ensure That I Get My Cut…”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
It’s almost like there’s a massive uniparty grift machine here in DC
Looks Like Somebody Needs A Lesson In Comic Timing
Larry the Cat
@Number10cat
Musk: “We accidentally cancelled Ebola protection”
– expects a laugh –
– doesn’t get one –
Trump can’t look at him.
And Responding Will Be Taken As Cause For Dismissal
I Can’t Help But Think That There’s A Trick Here…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.
Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
So, You Had To Destroy The Village To Save It?
Where’s The Comedy In That?
unusual_whales
unusual_whales
Elon Musk: “If we don’t solve the deficit, there won’t be money for medical care, there won’t be money for social security … it’s gotta be solved or there’s no medical care, there’s no social security, there’s no nothing. It’s gotta be solved. It’s not optional … that’s why I’m here.”
Why Not? Do Enough Of It, And You, Too, Can Be The President…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Some people just love doing crime
You’re Right: We Need More Comedy
I Was Wrong: We Won’t Get It From You
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
The last time I raised my hand, I got into trouble
But yeah, working on AI
And the Republicans Who Love Them
He Went On To Say, “And If You See Me In The Playground At Recess, You Better Hold Onto Your Underwear!”
Molly Ploofkins
@Mollyploofkins
Reporter: “Mr. Secretary, why did you select an under qualified retired lieutenant general to be the next Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?”
Hegseth: “I’m gonna choose to reject your unqualified question.”
The Mid-term Elections Should Give You All The Break You Need
FactPost
@factpostnews
GOP Rep. McClain attacks American voters for “hijacking” Republican town halls to share their “sob stories” about how Trump’s policies are hurting them: “Give me a break”
And When You Comply With What The Administration Wants Your Chyrons To Read, Just Wait Until You Find Out What We Want Your Anchors To Wear!
Acyn
@Acyn
Leavitt: I think it’s quite despicable to see many networks in this room who had had chyrons on their television screens labelling Bongino as a far right podcaster. He’s not.
Q: What About All Of The Food Stamps Users Who Are Children?
FALLON: Them, Too! Why Do You Think Our Next Move Is To Lower The Age Children Can Go To Work?
Q: Oy!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Rep Fallon on cutting food stamps: “We have a message for those kind of folks: If you’re able-bodied and you want to milk the taxpayer, those days are over. Get off the couch, stop eating the Cheetos, stop buying the medical marijuana and watching television. You’re actually gonna contribute now.”
If They Don’t, It Means God Hates Them And Maybe They Should Change Their Lives Before They Ask Anything Of Him Again
Jesus Christ, Man! – I Mean…
Christopher Webb
@cwebbonline
Wow!
Republican Rep. Mark Alford tries to calm his constituents down – who just lost their federal jobs – by telling them God has a plan and he’s confident they’ll find new work and be able to provide for their families.
It’s Good To Be The King…’s Consort
Really American
@ReallyAmerican1
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Rep. Melanie Stansbury makes an impassioned speech saying Americans rejected a king 250 years ago, to which Marjorie Taylor Greene responds “Threats against the President of the U.S. will not be tolerated by anyone.”