In The Same Way That P. W. Botha Supported Black Liberation
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Hitler was a left-wing socialist.
A Politician Who Doesn’t Know The Difference Between “Dropping Pop Flies” And “Dropping Like Flies” Isn’t A Politician Worth Voting For
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Ron Johnson: “All these sports team fell into line, didn’t use their brains like Aaron Rodgers did, they forced their players to get injected. Some of those players are grievously injured. They dropped unconscious on the field of play.”
Any Way We Can Cancel All This Absurd Talk Of Cancelling Holidays? As Far As I Can See, The Only American Holiday That’s Been Cancelled Is Juneteenth, And It Wasn’t By Democrats
Acyn
@Acyn
Cruz: They want to cancel Thanksgiving, they want to cancel Christmas. El-Sayed is also an Islamist, as is Mamdani. They want Sharia Law.
But Where Would The Fun Be In That?
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimian
The deadline to replace Mitch McConnell has officially expired.
This means he can officially be declared dead without political consequence.
Get ready.
Okay, Maybe There’s Soooooome Fun To Be Had, Here…
Shannon Watts
@shannonrwatts
Today we begin the religious countdown of the “12 days of Mitch McConnell’s death.” On August 4, the 12th night, we will celebrate the feast of the Epiphany, when Mike Johnson reveals to us that McConnell is dead.”
I Prefer To Think Of Them As The Dinosaurs Ignoring The Smoking Rock In The Sky, But You Are More Of A Master Of The Metaphor Than I Am…
Acyn
@Acyn
Hannity: When you lose James Carville and Bill Maher and Mark Penn and Fetterman and Joe Manchin, I’m telling you it’s a canary in the coal mine.
Have You Tried Thoughts And Prayers? How Often Have You Advocated For Thoughts And Prayers? Surely, You Have Tried Thoughts And Prayers…
Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
Q: Epstein survivors said your yes vote on Todd Blanche would have a chilling effect on survivors of sexual assault, what is your response?
Republican Senator John Cornyn: I don’t believe there is anything we can do to assuage them. That’s one of those things that can’t be remedied
Q: What About The Jews Who Don’t Live In Israel?
Rabbi Mentz: “They’re Not Real Jews.”
Q: What Are You – The Chief Rabbi Of Jerusalem?
Rabbi Mentz: “No. Unlike Him, I Speak Directly To God.”
Q: You Mean, You Go Over The Chief Rabbi’s Head?
Rabbi Mentz: “Are You Judging Me? Don’t Judge Me! Have You Never Read The Kabbalah?”
HOT SPOT
@HotSpotHotSpot
Chabad Rabbi Chaim Mentz argues that criticism of the Israeli government is fundamentally incomparable to any other country:
“People say, ‘I can condemn the country of Israel, but it doesn’t mean I hate Jews.’ Not true. Whenever you hate Israel, it always translates to the Jew. I could say, ‘I hate the American government’… it doesn’t mean I hate all Americans, but it doesn’t work that way with the Jewish people.”
“If You Need An Organ Transplant, Don’t Worry! You Can Always Travel To Israel…”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
RFK Jr: “I’m announcing that HHS has begun the decertification of Network for Hope, the organ procurement organization.”
FAFOID: Fuck Around, Find Out In Discovery
Josh Gerstein
@joshgerstein
JUST IN: Trump files emergency motion to try to block BBC from getting details about finances of his business empire in connection with $5-10 billion defamation suit he filed against the network
Don’t Be So Pessimistic About Debt!
Our Children And Grandchildren Will Be Cursing Us For Leaving Them With An Uninhabitable Hellhole Of A Planet!
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
This generation of politicians who are leaders of both parties have saddled succeeding generations with a mountain of crushing debt that continues to rise unabated. And when they are all gone, their children and grandchildren will curse their selfishness and irresponsibility
The Little People
MP Arizona
@AZPetrich
If we can’t arrest a sitting President for laundering money, illegal war crimes, market manipulation, being named a pedophile in the Epstein Files, kidnapping a world leader and his wife, and having to pay $88.3M for sexually assaulting a woman…WHAT THE FUCK ARE LAWS FOR???
Okay. My Conclusion Is That People Who Eat Too Much Sugary Cereal When They’re Children Grow Up To Be Wankers
Acyn
@Acyn
Hawley: Here’s a hint – innocent people don’t invoke the fifth. Fauci invoked it 111 times. You draw your own conclusion.
If Cats Had Wings, And Winged Animals Like To Piss On Conservatives From A Great Height, What Does The Future Hold For Rational Political Discourse?
Dean Allison
@DeanAllisonMP
If the US Democrat party is being colonized by communists, and if the US Democrats are the boss of the Canadian Liberals, what does the future hold for the Liberals?
I Don’t Want To Be Part Of Your Revolution If I Can’t Dance…In A Military Centre
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Two Obama and Biden Appellate Court Judges just voted against the desperately needed Military Center, required for the National Security of Washington, D.C., and our Country, itself. Highly Respected Judge, Neomi Rao, stated the following key points, among others, in a strongly worded dissent:
Trump’s Original Plan To Have Dragons Fly Oil From The Middle East To America Had An Obvious Flaw: They Would Eat Too Many Energy Executives Between Flights
Steven Huffman
@Poeslawisalive
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent explains that, rather than trying to convince Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz, Trump will instead build underground Pipelines to bypass it.
This will only take a couple of years and cost a only a few hundred billion dollars. Take that Iran!
Stewart: “Eliminate Them” As In “Commit Genocide?”
Fetterman: Don’t Put Words In My Mouth.
Stewart: They Were The Words That Came Out Of Your Mouth!
Reggie B.
@reggiebblue
Fetterman: Does Israel engage in a genocide?
Stewart: In Palestine? Yes.
Fetterman: I strongly disagree. There wasn’t a genocide. The Jewish community actually experienced a true genocide.
Stewart: They’ve killed like 1,200 Palestinians since the ceasefire.
Fetterman. Yeah. That’s necessary. It’s entirely appropriate to eliminate them.