Shows What You Know!
The Rose Is A Symbol Of Multiple Sclerosis, Or – That’s Right – MS
And The Clock Was Set To One, Which, In Military Time Is: Thirteen O’clock
MS. 13. Do I Have To Draw You A Map Over His Tattoo?
Christopher Webb
@cwebbonline
MAKE NOISE ON THIS ONE.
They didn’t just deport him – they sent him to CECOT, a max-security hellhole in El Salvador.
Agelviz came here legally last September with his mom and two little brothers through the U.S. refugee resettlement program – fully vetted. But when they landed in Houston, CPB snatched him over a tattoo: a clock and a rose. No charges. No record. Just a suspicion.
President Trump Is An Expert At Pouring State And Local Taxes On People’s Wounds
The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Q: “The president reportedly said to you ‘I know your district better than you do. If you lose because of SALT you were going to lose anyway.’ What do you say?”
Lawler: “Respectfully to the president, I have won three times.”
Q: “Is that an accurate quote?”
Lawler: “It is.”
The Lamestream Media Lies Again!
They Were Real Graves – There Just Weren’t Any Bodies In Them!
Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen
BREAKING: Trump literally just played a fraudulent video in the Oval Office during South African President Cyril Ramaphosa’s visit in order to try and push a false narrative.
Trump claimed that the video was of 1000 roadside graves of dead White South Africans. In reality, it was just a political statement made by a politician in the country and not actually of real graves.
Trump Is Afraid That The Alternative To Eating The Tariffs Is Eating The Rich
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Walmart should STOP trying to blame Tariffs as the reason for raising prices throughout he chain. Walmart made BILLIONS OF DOLLARS last year, far more than expected. Between Walmart and China they should, as is said, “EAT THE TARIFFS,” and not charged valued customers ANYTHING. I’ll be watching, and so will your customers!!!
Did YOU Have C-SPAN Getting An X Rating On Your Bingo Card?
(And Where Can I Get The Bingo Card You Have?)
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
NOW: Nancy Mace is using a congressional committee to accuse her ex-fiance Patrick Bryant of sexual misconduct in front of a picture of herself: “This naked silhouette is my naked body.”
They Were Patriots, Dammit!
If They Get A Visit From The Secret Service, It Should Be To Give Them Medals!
Gabe Sanchez
@iamgabesanchez
So, posting “86 47” gets you a visit from the Secret Service? Interesting.
What about everyone who posted “86 46”?
How Do He Am Manage To Speak From Bizarro World Without Strange Phrasingness?
Ron Smith
@Ronxyz00
Trump: The economy is booming. I just had my highest poll numbers ever. The stock market is higher now than when I came into office. Everything is down.
4 statements 4 lies
Ma’am Are You Volunteering?
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Wow! This women who asked a question at Ro Khanna’s town hall is EXACTLY right: “I hope Democrats will please stop using the term deportation. It’s not the right term. When you deport someone, you’re sending them back to their country. This is disappearing and kidnapping.”
Oh, Lighten Up! The Video Was Just His Tribute To The Sopranos
And As For The Pope Picture…He Was Just Making The Comment That He Is Spiritual Even If He Can’t Recite A Single Bible Verse
Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson
WTF??? Trump just posted an AI video of himself performing ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey. Between posting an AI image of himself as the Pope to this, it just gets weirder by the day. Someone needs to take his phone away from him!
Unfortunately, Moody’s Doesn’t Believe You
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
REPORTER: Is the president okay with this bill adding to the deficit?
LEAVITT: This bill does not add to the deficit
Professor, Are You Having A Stroke?
Or Are You Just Writing From Bizarro World?
Laurence Tribe
@tribelaw
!SU NI TAHT LLA GNIYORTSED YLDIPAR SI PMURT
?NIAGA TAERG AVIREMA EKAM
Tell Me You Haven’t Read The Bill And Are Waiting For The Comic Book Version Without Telling Me That You Haven’t Read The Bill And Are Waiting For The Comic Book Version
FactPost
@factpostnews
Republican Congressman refuses to read Trump’s budget bill out loud
Q: Would you please, so that the American public knows what this bill does, read page 901, line 20?
Rep Smith: I think it’s be better if you read it. I’m not going to read the bill to you
You Want Justice? Sorry, Not Tonight – I Habba Headache!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
New in PN: DOJ politicization escalates with bogus arrest of Rep. McIver
“Habba’s sworn declaration contains obvious false statements, clearly disproven by the bodycam footage ICE released. And her online posturing appears to violate the DJ’s own rules”
You Have To Be A Really Bad Student To Fail An Open Book Test
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
WARREN: Can POTUS legally tell the IRS to change someone’s nonprofit status?
BILLY LONG: I’m not able to answer
WARREN: You can’t read these words and tell me what those words say?!
LONG: I can read the statute and I did
WARREN: Then tell me what they mean!
Dirt Is Plentiful And Cheap, So When People Start Eating It…
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
REPORTER: You campaigned on lowering the price of groceries. How can you justify cutting food assistance in this bill?
TRUMP: The cut is gonna give everybody much more food
“Didn’t One Commander Question The Wisdom Of The Policy?”
“Sure, But He Doesn’t Work For The Government Any More.”
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Reporter: Did military commanders ask for this “Golden Dome” defense system?
Trump: “I suggested it and they all said ‘we love the idea, sir.’ That’s how it’s gotta be.”
When It Comes To Gutting Government Services, Republicans Claim To Be Hawleyer Than Thou, But…
Wu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKids
Hold up is this that coward @HawleyMO begging @KristiNoem for federal help in Missouri after they had some devastating storms there….I’m all for giving them some of that delicious federal socialism but I’m also pretty sure Hawley constantly votes against giving help to blue states like California when they have fires