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Today Is April 8th, And Millard Fillmore Is The WORST President In US History.
Today Is April 9th, And Daffy Duck Is The WORST President In US History.

Today Is April 10th, And George Santos Is The WORST President In US History.
Today Is April 11th, And npfioq b4giblfkamfb Is The WORST President In US History.

Dan Bongino
@dbongino

Today is April 7th, and Joe Biden is the WORST president in US history.

Umm…Actually – Oh, This Is Awkward…

Chief Michel Moore
@LAPDChiefMoore

A word to protesters: Heckling isn’t free speech.

Not Exactly A Rosebud Moment

Republicans against Trumpism
@RpsAgainstTrumpism

Mary Trump on uncle Donald: “He’s terrified. He’s absolutely terrified. And humiliated in a way he has never experienced humiliation, except maybe when he was five and, my dad dumped a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head.”

This Is What You Get When You Let ChatGPT Write Your Social Media Posts…Unfortunately

Republican Party of Kentucky
@KYGOP

The Republican Party of Kentucky joins all those who are praying for the families of the victims of the tragic shooting in Louisville, Kentucky, and for those currently in the hospital. Thank you to LMPD and first responders for your courage.

Like John Barron?
How About John Miller?
Surely David Dennison…

MSNBC
@MSNBC

Trump Attorney Joe Tacopina responds to indictment: “If this man’s name was not Donald J. Trump, there is no scenario we’d all be here today.”

Whitewash = White Hogwash

Byron York
@ByronYork

Watching the video that was released – over Democratic objections – it appeared Johnson played a far less active role in the takeover/occupation than did Jones and Pearson.

Junior, Are You Pretending To Be Doctor Fauci Again? Cuz I Gotta Tell Ya, You’re Not Very Good At It

Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr

Wokeness is a disease that infects it’s host and destroys everything that is good and decent anywhere in its proximity like a virulent parasite.

If You’re Going To Repeat Democratic Talking Points, You Should Give Them Credit (As In Writing: “GriftingTM“)

Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert

The House Oversight Committee has supboenaed financial records belonging to the Biden family.

We are leaving no stone unturned in getting to the bottom of the Biden Crime Family’s grifting ways.

The Press Doesn’t Have Access To Your Ass – And I Bet They’re Hella Grateful

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Biden Obstructed with thousands of boxes loaded up with Classified documents, many stored in Chinatown, and you hear NOTHING about it. Why?

States’ Wrongs

Democracy Docket
@DemocracyDocket

NEW: Texas Senate passes #SB1933 on a party line vote, a bill that would empower the governor-appointed secretary of state to take over election oversight from local county officials. The bill now goes to the Texas House.

Then, We’ll Look At The Security Implications Of Me Giving All Of The J6 Videos To Tucker Carlson

But I Kid. Seriously, It’s All About Biden

Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy

The Biden administration failed to secure classified information.

Through our committees, Congress will get answers as to why they were asleep at the switch.

Best. Political. Advice. EVER!

Adam Grant
@AdamMGrant

You’re not obligated to maintain a relationship with anyone who treats you poorly.

No mentor, friend, or relative deserves unconditional loyalty. Past help is not an excuse for present harm.

If they’re having a negative impact on you, you don’t have to keep them in your life.

Exactly! It’s The Same Reason The Left Hates Donald Trump So Much!

Dinesh D’Souza
@DineshDSouza

Why does the Left hate Clarence Thomas so much? Because he’s a black man who has left the Democratic plantation.

“I Have No Idea Why We’re Seeing So Much Less Of The Family These Days…”

The Recount
@therecount

Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SD), addressing the NRA-ILA Leadership Forum, says her nearly 2-year-old granddaughter “already has a shotgun, and she already has a rifle.”

Do You Want To Be The One To Tell Her?
I Certainly Don’t Want To Be The One!
Why Don’t You Tell Her…?

PatriotTakes
@patriottakes

Lauren Boebert doesn’t want the United States recognized as a democracy.

Boebert: “We’re not a democracy. So quit with that. Maybe that’s where you’re getting it wrong is saying we’re a democracy. We’re a constitutional republic.”

Of Course. Everybody Knows The New Testament Story Of How Herod Asked Jesus If He Was The King Of The Jews, And How Jesus Replied By Pleading The Fifth

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

I HAD MY DEPOSITION TAKEN BY AN ANIMAL TODAY. THE COURT REPORTER LADY – NICE LEGS! – WAS CRYING SO BAD SHE COULD BARELY KEEP TYPING THE WORDS “FIFTH AMENDMENT.” SHE SAID “SIR, I’M SORRY” EVERY TIME I SAID “FIFTH AMENDMENT.” SHE SAID “SIR, I’M SORRY” LIKE AT LEAST 400 TIMES. NOBODY HAS BEEN PERSECUTED OR TAKEN THE FIFTH AMENDMENT MORE THAN ME. EXCEPT MAYBE JESUS. NO! NOT EVEN HIM. SAD

I’d Like To Thank The Dozen Of My Supporters For Their Encouragement

Mike Pompeo
@mikepmpeo

Susan and I have concluded, after much consideration and prayer, that I will not present myself as a candidate to become President of the United States in the 2024 election.

They Were Going To Run It In The Obituary Section, But They Were Worried That Might Look Too Political

Stu Levitan
@StuLevitan

Yes, the @nytimes put news of a Supreme Court Justice committing what is called “a direct violation of disclosure requirements” on page A-19.

Nineteen. Page 19.

At The Order Of Nazis?
Or, Were The Doctors Discrediting The Phrase “Going Rogue” Decades Before Sarah Palin Took Her Shot At It?

Brendan Karet
@bad_takes

Glenn Beck: “It wasn’t Nazis that were killing people, per se. It was the doctors that were Nazis that were killing people.”

Today Is April 15th, And Mallard Fillmore Is The WORST President In US History.
Today Is April 16th, And George W. Bush Is The WORST President In US History.
Today Is April 17th, And Andy Ogles Is The WORST President In US History.
Today Is April 18th, And Martin Straczinski Is The WORST President In US History. (How He Got There From Teaching Me Grade Three English Is Anybody’s Guess!)

Gee, This Is Fun. If You Repeat Anything Often Enough, You Kind Of Zen Out

Dan Bongino
@dbongino

Today is April 14th, and Joe Biden is the WORST president in US history.

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