And We’ll Take It Fishing
And We’ll Get It A Puppy
And We’ll Wear Matching Pyjamas
Oh, The Fun We’ll Have!
Drop Site
@DropSiteNews
Reporter: Yesterday you said you would buy Gaza, and today you just said we’re not going to buy Gaza..
Trump: “We’re not gonna have to buy… We’re gonna have Gaza. We don’t have to buy. There’s nothing to buy. We will have Gaza… There is nothing to buy. It’s Gaza… it’s- it’s a war torn area. We’re going to take it, we’re going to hold it, we’re going to cherish it.”
So, You’re Hoping That The Leopards Have Eaten So Many Faces Already That They’ll Feel Too Bloated To Eat Yours?
That’s…A Strategy, I Suppose
HawksNest1010
@jay_hohl
Totally behind DOGE’s work! But, really hoping the NIH cuts won’t trickle down too fiercely to the young PhD students (my kid is one). The typical salary is $30-40k/yr – poverty level. Zero perks.
Trump Must Figure That If He Brings Back Vaudeville He’ll Have A Job After His Term Is Up
Acyn
@Acyn
Reporter: Why do you want to be chairman of Kennedy Center board?
Trump: Some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace.
Reporter: Have you seen any shows there?
Trump: No, I didn’t go.
So, You’re A Big Bully AND A Loser?
Or, Did You Not Study This Very Famous Biblical Tale In Bible Class?
Jack Miladin
@JohnMiladin
Replying to @JustinTrudeau
Had Canada been treating us fairly, this would never have happened. So, buckle up Canada, you’re taking on Goliath.
Throwing Those Bricks Is Awfully Tempting, Isn’t It?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
She is breaking the law. Literally. Outright.
…But Not A Livable Wage
I Can Be Flexible On How I Define “A Decent Income…”
Hard Pass
@HardPass4
I’m willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income.
That Is Not How The American System Of Government USED To Work
NOTE TO DEMOCRATS: Nostalgia Is Not A Good Political Strategy
Art Candee
@ArtCandee
At the press conference outside of USAID headquarters, Senator Brian Schatz:
“If you want to change an agency, introduce a bill and pass a law. You cannot wave away an agency that you don’t like or that you disagree with by executive order, or by literally storming into the building and taking over the servers. That is not how the American system of government works.”
Nailed it!
Weren’t They Told Last Week That They Were Not Allowed To Work From Home?
Some People Just Can’t Win!
CSPAN
@cspan
.@SenatorAndyKim at USAID: “I talked to the security guard just in there. He said he has been given specific orders to prevent employees of USAID from entering the building today. I just find that to be absolutely ridiculous. This is no way to govern.”
Ain’t American Exceptionalism Grand?
Waleed Shahid
@_waleedshahid
In any other country, a billionaire donor like Musk installing loyalists to seize federal agencies, access private citizen data and information about his competitors, and gut working class policies to fund his own tax cut would be called a coup.
The Art Of The Meal…ymouth
Democratic Wins Media
@DemocraticWins
BREAKING: CNN just exposed Donald Trump for agreeing to a deal with Canada that had already been negotiated by President Biden. Donald Trump, for all his bluster, received nothing in return. This is yet another example of Trump’s incompetence.
Oh, No, You Di’n’t!
Guess We’re About To Find Out…
doc4democracy
@drstaceybutters
High school grads with keys to the Treasury – what could go wrong??
Donald Trump Still Has Executive Function?
So If I Do Something Illegal And Claim I Was Doing It Under The President’s Authority, Am I Immune From Prosecution Like He Is?
Do I Actually Have To Be Doing It Under The President’s Authority, Or Is Just My Claim Good Enough?
Why Does Anybody Listen To You Any More?
Dinesh D’Souza
@DineshDSouza
Where does @elonmusk get the authority to do what he’s doing?
From the American people!
Here’s how it works.
Electoral majorities choose the President, who represents the people.
The President deputizes Musk to carry out some of his executive functions.
Any questions?
Maple Syrup
You’re Welcome
Tomi Lahren
@TomiLahren
Can you think of a Canadian product that’s better than an American one?
Honestly curious.
Make America Gaza Again
Nancy Mace
@NancyMace
Let’s turn Gaza into Mar-a-Lago
I Know You Have To Play The Cards You Were Dealt, But You Can’t Really Play Poker With A Pokemon Deck
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
REPORTER: Is there an inconsistency with Republicans railing against ‘unelected bureaucrats’ in charge and yet ceding Article 1 powers to the executive branch under Elon Musk?
MIKE JOHNSON: No, look … I think there’s a gross overreaction in the media to what’s happening
So, Umm, You’ve Got A Full House, Pikachus Over Metagrosses, And You’re Going All In?
Gutsy Move…
Last Day With You
@Last_DayWithYou
Rest of conversation –
REPORTER: “So just to be clear – unelected government officials are dangerous, but unelected billionaires making policy decisions is fine?”
MIKE JOHNSON: “That’s not what I said.”
REPORTER: Right, but it’s what happening. You’re handing major government functions to a private citizen with no oversight. If he was in the EPA, you’d be calling him a ‘deep state bureaucrat.'”
MIKE JOHNSON: “I think you’re misunderstanding the situation.”
REPORTER: “No, I think I’m just describing it out loud.”
So, You’re Saying Discrimination, Cruelty And Climate Destruction Are In America’s Interests?
I’ll Bet The Democrats Who Voted To Confirm You Are Atomic Faceplanting Themselves Tonight
Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubio
I will NOT attend the G20 summit in Johannesburg.
South Africa is doing very bad things. Expropriating private property. Using G20 to promote “solidarity, equality and sustainability.” In other words: DEI and climate change.
My job is to advance America’s national interests, not waste taxpayer money or coddle anti-Americanism.
At Least They’re Consistent…
Tiff4Mahogany_44
@tiff4mahogany
They listened to your voices on Election Day. You thought you were voting for whiteness, but you voted for your own economic detriment. Poor southern whites did that during the civil war.
They Live In A Sewer And Subsist On Pizza And Alienation?
Yeah, That Tracks
Liam NissanTM
@theliamnissan
Teenage Mutant MAGA Incels