Apparently, The Bufoon Is A Trump
Donald Trump, Jr.
@DonaldTrumpJr
Apparently the baloon is Fang Fang.
Are You Kidding? If A Vaccine Can Ensure That I Live To Be 96, I WANT TO TAKE IT NOW!
Marcela Lozano
@marce_twits
My grandma was vaccinated in 2021 and all of the sudden died of cardiac arrest last week at the age of 96. Other than high blood pressure, she was perfectly healthy. I begged her not to take the jab but she was always so optimistic. This is going to start happening to everyone
Shh – Don’t Tell Her About Phone Books
Wouldn’t Want To Blow Her Mind
Lauren Boebert
@Laurenboobert
I’ve just been told that Joe Biden has allowed Big Tech to catalogue nearly every street address in the nation.
Now, with just the push of a button, anyone in China can get directions to your home.
This is unforgivable.
The Ability To Share My Misery With Others? Priceless!
PatriotTakes
@patriottakes
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Becoming a member of Congress has made my life miserable. I made a lot more money before I got here. I’ve lost money since I’ve gotten here. …It’s not a life that I think is like something that I enjoy because I don’t enjoy it.”
Since I Was Banned Because I Made Fun Of Your Forehead, I Don’t See Any Of Your Tweets, But, If I Had To Be Honest, I’m Okay With That
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Made my account private until tomorrow morning to test whether yo see my private tweets more than my public ones
No, I’m Not Going To Refuse To Accept My House Medical Insurance
What Fit Of Madness Would Ever Make You Think That I Would?
Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
Today, the House will vote to CONDEMN socialism. Sure will be interesting to see how many Democrats are willing to stick by this deadly ideology on the record.
No, I’m Not Going To Give My House Pension Back To The Government
What Fit Of Madness Would Ever Make You Think That I Would?
Rep Andy Biggs
@RepAndyBiggsAZ
Today, 100 of my colleagues refused to condemn Socialism in a House resolution.
Will any of these 100 individuals commit to moving to Venezuela?
1. Hamelin Didn’t Die
2. His Heart Arrhythmia Had Nothing To Do With COVID Vaccines
3. WTF TWITTER‽ (Asking For A Friend – A Very Disappointed And Angry Friend)
Stew Peters
@RealStewPeters
BREAKINGS: Buffalo Bills Safety Damar Hamelin collapses on field after making tackle LIVE on Monday Night Football national broadcast.
It appears Hamelin may have #DiedSuddendly. He was 24.
Todd Erzen
@DeaceOnline
Everyone is saying they’ve never seen anything like this. So about we start asking some damn questions about the new variable in the equation?
Ben Bergquam – Real America’s Voice
@BenBergquam
When will the VAX Nazis that forced healthy people to die suddenly be held accountable?!
The Highly Communicable, Frequently Lethal Disease Thanks You For Your Service
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
BIG week in the GOP-led House this week!
We’re eliminating authoritarian Democrat policies and officially declaring COVID IS OVER.
Also, we’re holding our first @GOPoversight hearing on 2/1 at 10AM investigating the corruption surrounding COVID relief programs.
Stay tuned!
And This Isn’t Even The Main Tent In The Circus!
Rep Andy Biggs
@RepAndyBiggs
Today I am filing impeachment articles against DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas. I have a congressional responsibility to impeach figures who are in dereliction of their duties and commit crimes. If we don’t impeach him, his attack on this nation will continue.
If I Was Smoking The Drugs You Got From Your Source On The Street Corner, I Might Agree With You
Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
If you got the briefing I got from the FBI, you wouldn’t have Eric Swalwell on any committee.
All You’re Doing Is Deepening His Tan, But You Run With That
Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
Let it be known, the Oversight Committee WILL be looking into the Biden Regime’s attempts to hide his classified document scandal from the American people.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant, Joe, so let’s see if your Aviators can hold up to all we’re about to shine on you!
So, You Will Be Refusing The 39% Of Your State’s Revenue That Comes From The Federal Government?
Didn’t Think So
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
@SarahHuckabee
As long as I am your governor, the meddling hand of big government creeping down from Washington DC will be stopped cold at the Mississippi River.
That’s The American Right: Reality Melts In Their Minds, Not In Their Hands!
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
Every American with half a brain should be outraged by M&M’s going woke.
This is no laughing matter, it’s a legitimate crisis.
Manhood is under attack like no other time in history.
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
Snowflake liberals are always outraged about something, it’s pathetic!
Just live your life and get over yourself.
The Official Was Actually A Republican, But Never Let The Facts Get In The Way Of A Good Troll
Dinesh D’Souza
@DineshDSouza
This is big.
FBI Arrests Top Official in Democratic State Over Absentee Ballot Fraud Scheme
I Need A Calculator To Add Two And Two, But Even I Know More About Your Finances Than You Do!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
All of the so-called experts who think that they know so much about my very successful private company, actually know almost nothing. It is a GREAT COMPANY, with lots of cash, some of the greatest assets anywhere in the World, and very little debt. Also, strong on deductions and depreciation. You will be seeing these numbers soon, but not all from my tax returns, which show relatively little. EVERYONE will be impressed, but the Fake News Media will not be happy, so against their narrative!
Babbitt Was Illegally Storming The Capital Intent On Murdering Politicians, Nichols Was Driving Home While Black
Otherwise, The Two Cases Are Exactly The Same, Like Twins Separated At Death
Dinesh D’Souza
@DineshDSouza
If unarmed #AshliBabbitt got what was coming to her for “refusal to comply” – as progressives routinely and contemptuously insist – then why didn’t #TyreNichols get what was coming to him for the same reason? Is it because Ashli Babbitt is white and Tyre Nichols is black?
WHICH IS IT‽
Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
Mr. President: I received your staff’s memo. I’m not interested in political games. I’m coming to negotiate for the American people.