The Absurd Ironyometer Clutches At Its Chest And Shouts, “It’s The Big One! I’m Coming, Elizabeth! I’m Coming To Join You!”
Kyle Rittenhouse
@ThisIsKyleR
People need to start being held accountable.
Not As Catchy As “Florida Man Tries To Rob A Phone Booth After Snorting A Rhinoceros,” But Probably More Historically Important
Quite Likely More Historically Important
Maybe…
Tristan Snell
@TristanSnell
BREAKING: Florida man, 4 of whose 5 children were born of immigrant mothers, says immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country.”
And Speaking Of Things Not To Say After Snorting A Rhinoceros…
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
Kevin McCarthy: “I hear from people who say, “You know what? I never voted for President Trump, but I am going to vote for him now based upon how he is being treated because if they can treat him that way they can do that to any American.”
Pretty Sure Jesus Wasn’t Down With The Whole Bearing False Witness Thing
And Anyway, It’s Easy To Say You Don’t Want A Six Million Dollar Home When A Court Has Taken It Away From You…
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Rudy tonight says he doesn’t care if he lost all his money because money is the root of all evil and he is proud that he stood on principle and his dad and Jesus Christ are proud of him.
Did You Hear That, Jack? Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick!
Did You He – Did You Hear That?
Hello? Umm…Hello? Jack? Did You – Can You Hear Me?
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
@RepLuna
Jack Smith, the clock is ticking.
You have until Friday to provide me, @RepJamesComer & @Jim_Jordan w/ ALL communications & documents re: indicting @realDonaldTrump and where you got your authority.
You don’t get to jam the legal system with your ulterior political motives.
George Carlin He Ain’t!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Fake News writer Peter “Obama” Baker of the Failing New York Times (READERSHIP & SUBSCRIPTIONS WAY DOWN FROM THE GOOD OL’ TRUMP YEARS!), whose claim to fame is that, “he will never write anything good about the GREAT job President rump did,” just wrote, in a major, front page story, that I want to be a Dictator, but doesn’t mention it was said in a joking manner, and completed with “but only for a day, because I’m going to close the Border, and DRILL, DRILL, Drill,” a much different attitude and meaning!
And AIPAC Would Be All Over His Ass…If Only He Had Said That On A University Campus
Rolling Stone
@RollingStone
Nick Fuentes, the hate leader who dined at Mar-a-Lago last year with Donald Trump and Kanye West, is called for a genocide of “perfidious Jews” and other non-Christians.
“When we take power they need to be given the death penalty, straight up.”
I’m Sure Elise Stefanik Will Get Right On This
The Sparrow Project
@sparrowmedia
“Thank you for walking through neighbourhoods with your terrorist scarf.”
A Harvard graduate student wearing a keffiyeh, was subjected to Islamaphobic harassment on campus by Eve Gerber, wife of Jason Furman, professor at Harvard’s Kennedy School and a former Obama Admin advisor.
I Can’t Help But Think That Some Day He And Saint Peter Are Going To Have A Long Conversation
(That Orwell Might Want To Contribute To)
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Pastor gives opening prayer at Trump rally. He says we are living in “George Orwell’s tyrannical dystopia” and Biden “rules us with imperial disdain.” But God’s chosen one Donald trump is going to save us from this evil.
Soooooo…Dead Bird Cemeteries Are Killing Whales?
Maybe They Shouldn’t Be Built In Oceans?
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump on wind turbines: They send big fumes in.. They kill all our birds. If you want to see a bird cemetery, go under a windmill. You’ll see birds like you never saw, If you love birds, you’ll start to weep. They are killing our whales.
“Because Lord Knows My Lawyerly Lawyering Of The Law Won’t Be Able To…”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump lawyer Alina Habba: “We need the Supreme Court to step in and stop this.”
Hasn’t Anybody Told Him That It’s Called “Moms For Liberty,” Not “Mothers For Liberty?”
jennycohn@toad.social
@jennycohn1
James Lindsay, who tried to suppress a photo of himself with Nicki Clyne, a member of a sex cult (whose leader is currently in prison for child sex abuse & human trafficking) has joined Moms for Liberty’s board of advisors. (The photo he tried to suppress is below).
Donald Trump Listened Intently, A Dreamy Look On His Face
David Adler
@davidrkadler
BREAKING President Javier Milei announces a total crackdown on Argentine civil society, calling on armed forces to break strikes, arrest protestors, “protect” children from families that bring them to demos, and form a new national registry of all agitating organisations.
If Israeli Soldiers Are Willing To Kill Civilians Because They Dress Like Civilians, Maybe Palestinians Should Dress Like Members Of Hamas
Oh, Wait…
Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
You’re insinuating that Israeli soldiers intended to kill these hostages. That’s a shitty thing to say. And, as you know, Hamas fighters dress in civilian clothes, which is a war crime and makes decision making for IDF forces extremely difficult. Finally, the rationale for this war (that Hamas launched) is to defeat & destroy Hamas. You’re better than this tweet.
These Days, You Have To Have No Sense Of Smell To Be A Republican
Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini)
@AdamKinzinger
I’m genuinely surprised how people close to Trump haven’t talked about the odor.
It’s truly something to behold. Wear a mask if you can.
I Prefer Her Earlier, Funnier Right-wing Jeremiads
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
At Charlie Kirk’s big event tonight, Roseanne Barr appears to have had several cocktails and is screaming about Stalinists and communists and Nazis and by the time she gets to a Muslim Caliphate taking over the world the crowd is left in stunned silence.
It Will Take More Than A Jury Made Up Of Twelve Exorcists To Rid America Of Its Current Evil
Acyn
@Acyn
Giuliani: The absurdity of the number underscores the absurdity of the entire proceedings. I am quite confident when this case gets before a fair tribunal, it’ll be reversed so quickly, it’ll make your head spin.