“No Need To Thank Me,” Journalist Replies. “The Readers Of My High School Paper Really Want To Know.”
CSPAN
@cspan
Reporter asks Norwegian Prime Minister if President Trump deserves to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
President Trump: “Thank you very much for that questions. I like that question.”
Mutters Under Her Breath: “You Wouldn’t Talk To Me Like That If I Was Victor Orban! Not For Long, Anyway…!”
FactPost
@factpostnews
Host: You’re the State Department spokesperson. It’s very fair for me to ask you questions about public information involving Rubio skipping Ukraine talks.
Bruce: I will not have this discussion on television. You need to accept my answers. You need to accept my answers
Trade Craft? Like Dead Message Drops And Information On Microdots?
Having Factory Workers Spy On Each Other Does Not Seem Like Freedom…
Ron Smith
@Ronxyz00
Howard Lutnick: All those factories you’re bringing in because of your trade policy – we’re gonna train people in trade craft, bring back trade craft to America so people can work in factories with great paying jobs. We’re gonna train them.
I’d Rather Not Think About How Intelligent His Sex Life Is, Thank You Very Much
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
In a completely demented statement, Donald Trump says he canceled the Iran Deal that prevented Iran from getting nuclear weapons because the deal was way too short in duration and says it was a “great termination.” Is Trump the dumbest fucking president we ever had?
You Really Want Me To Think About How Intelligent His Sex Life Is, Don’t You?
Really American
@ReallyAmerican1
BREAKING: In an unbelievable moment, the President of the United States said that “many, many people come from the Congo,” but admits that he doesn’t even know what the Congo is.
What an embarrassment to America.
And I Will Make Up The Numbers To Prove It Just As Soon As I’ve Finished Making Up The Numbers About Waste And Fraud In The Social Security Administration
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Government-funded NGOs (a contradiction in terms) are probably the biggest source of fraud
The Press Secretary Says She’ll Look Into It And Get Back To Him
The Fact That She Wasn’t Laughing Speaks Well Of Her Self-control
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Podcaster Tim Pool got the invite to the WH Press briefing in the “new media” seat, and his question is to ask Karoline Leavitt to comment on why everyone is being mean to the people in that seat for asking stupid questions.
“That’s Why We Have Stocks. I Love A Good Tomatoing In The Morning! It Smells Like – What? We Don’t? But – Okay, We May Not Have Stocks, But We Still Have The Rack. Aah, The Rack! A ‘Stretch’ On That Will Teach You About The Mercy Of – What? Really? Well, We Still Have Fox News…Don’t We?”
FactPost
@factpostnews
Q: What’s your reaction to Trump suggesting that ‘homegrown criminals’, American citizens, could be sent to El Salvador next?
GOP Congressman: They’re criminals. They broke our laws. They need to suffer
Poilievre: “Election Interference!”
Adam Feldman
@FeldmanAdam
Dear friends in Canada: I cannot stress this enough. Do not empower the right wing in Canada. Do not vote Conservative. It is a rapidly slippery slope to where America is now, and where America is now is AWFUL.
MAGA: Drink Raw Milk. There – Problem Solved. You’re Welcome.
Dr. Ellie Murray, ScD
@EpiEllie
Some of y’all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal.
Regulations don’t exist because governments enjoy them. They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.
“Offer Free Courses?” Trump Responds. “If Stanford Can Afford To Do That, It Clearly Doesn’t Need Federal Funding!”
Abhishek
@HeyAbhishekk
Stanford University just released free online courses.
No payment Required.
Here are the best courses you don’t want to miss in 2025:
Oh, What Has Henry Ford Done Now?
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
I guess he thought we would just keep buying his cars no matter what he did or said. He was wrong.
Down – Like Groceries, Such A Beautiful Word, Down. What Direction Do You Want Prices To Go? Right, Down? Down Is Such A – WHAT‽ WHO SAID MY APPROVAL RATINGS‽ MY APPROVAL IS HIGHER THAN ANY PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF UP!
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: You know, the cost of eggs have come down like 93, 94% since we took office. They are pretty much normally price now… Groceries have come down. It’s all coming down
I Feel A “Is President Xi In The Room With Us Now?” Joke Coming
Somebody Please Stop Me
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
REPORTER: You said you have spoken to President Xi. When did that happen? China says it hasn’t happened
TRUMP: I spoke to him numerous times. So, we’re leaving and going to Rome … it’s going to be very interesting
Putin: Donald, My Friend, I’m Sorry I Have Hurt You So Badly. Of Course I Will Get The Peace Deal DONE!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I am not happy with Russian strikes on KYIV. Not necessary, and very bad timing. Vladimir, STOP! 5000 soldiers a week are dying. Let’s get the Peace Deal DONE!
Really? Then, Why Are You Suing China For Copyright Infringement?
Acyn
@Acyn
Reporter: China is saying that it’s fake news that trade talks are happening
Trump: They had a meeting this morning. We’ve been meeting with China. I think you have your reporting wrong
Voters Should Do Something Immediately…After My Tax Cuts Are Made Permanent
Rachel Bitecofer
@RachelBitecofer
Republican mega-donor Ken Griffith says Trump’s economic chaos made America “20% poorer” in a month, warned the U.S. brand is badly tarnished, and said it could take a lifetime to fix the damage
President Trump Is Killing The Party Economy!
FactPost
@factpostnews
Kellyanne Conway: Small businesses will suffer first. They have operating capital for 2 or 4 weeks, not 2 or 4 years. There are things that we simply cannot make in this country. We can’t harvest cocoa. We can’t make tequila. Almost 100% of all fireworks are made in China