It Was Bitterness That Killed The Beast
Acyn
@Acyn
Watters: They trapped him in a cage. We call it a courtroom but it’s a cage and he’s like King Kong… And what happens with King Kong. You remember? It’s not going to be good, he’s going to bust out of his cage.
Ford: King Kong died
A Republican Politician
If Only All Questions Were So Easy To Answer!
Brian Tyler Cohen
@briantylercohen
I quite literally could not think of anything less popular on the face of the earth than killing a puppy. What kind of human being…
Alito’s Response Would Be: “In 1864? Women Can’t Vote Let Alone Become President!”
emptywheel
@emptywheel
Here’s a question Alito should be asked:
If a female President got an abortion during her term, could Idaho arrest her?
It’s For Messages Exactly Like This That The Phrase, “Eww, Man, TMI! TMI!” Was Coined
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Indistinguishable-from-human robot companions will be mainstream in 15-20 years, and yes, you will be able to have sex with them. A housewife who never nags. Beautiful and customized to your taste. No one belittling your weirdly-shaped dick and the “disgusting” way you make love
I Don’t Know All The Liars On The Planet, So I Couldn’t Say For Sure
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Unbelievable. Donald Trump says Democrats support abortion AFTER nine months and alleges babies are executed.
Donald Trump is the BIGGEST LIAR on the planet!
Yes or No?
#TrumpsFloridaAbortionBan
I’d Rather A Politician Talk About “Folks” Than “The Folk”
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Donald Trump: “These teleprompters are just gonzo, folks. They’re gonzo. I hate to use the use word ‘folks.’ Cross out the word ‘folks.’ Ever heard Biden? Every other word is ‘folks.'”
Trump is not well.
Ah, Well, That Makes Shooting It In The Face Much Better
Acyn
@Acyn
Noem: Well, you know, how the fake news works. They leave out some or most of the facts.. I hope people buy the book and they find out the truth of the story because the truth is that this was a working dog and it was not a puppy.
Oh, Ye Of Little Faith!
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
The mainstream media’s coverage of the campus protests against the Gaza genocide is actually worse, more biased, more dishonest, than its coverage of the Gaza genocide itself, which I actually didn’t think possible.
You Think That’s A Reach? Wait For Trump’s Prosecution Of Biden For Cocaine Found Within A Twelve Mile Radius Of The White House
Now, THAT’S A Reach!
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
Eric Trump: If my dad isn’t granted absolute immunity, then Joe Biden will be prosecuted for the cocaine that was found in the White House.”
He Is Assuming That The First 1,027 Times He Said It, Nobody Was Paying Attention…
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: If we don’t win this election, I don’t think our country is going to survive. I will say it and I’ve never said that publicly.
Power, With A Gospel Of Money
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump says if he’s elected, he’ll implement “strong ideological screening” of all immigrants to the U.S.: “If you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”
What’s “Our religion”?
That’s How You Know Somebody Is Committed To A Culture Of Life
Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch
Christian nationalists Steve Cruz and Ben Zeisloft agree that any woman who gets an abortion “should be killed”; “She should be tried and convicted; dig a hole and put her down.”
Unbelievable Numbers Are Like Irrational Numbers, But With More Digits After The Decimal Place And Less Acid Reflux
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: You go back 10 years, Israel was protected by Congress. Now, Congress is just doing numbers that are unbelievable with I think a very very small group of people within Congress and it’s gotta stop
Did He Know That I Would Make Fun Of Him?
Okay, Actually, That Proves Nothing Because Even Newborn Babies Know That I Would Make Fun Of Him
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Tucker Carlson tells Joe Rogen that Alex Jones is able to see the future because he’s a prophet who is channelling supernatural powers.
Some Facts Come From The Venezuela Of The Ass, People – We Call Them Venezuelan Ass Facts
Biden -Harris HQ
@BidenHQ
Trump: Venezuela announced 72 percent reduction in crime
Reporter: Sir, where are those numbers coming from?
Trump: Uhhhh… I guess I get them from the papers in this case… I think it’s a federal statement or… Well actually they’re coming from Venezuela
Reporter: I just fact checked that, it’s false
In Her Defence, Noem Claimed The Mistake Was Made By Her Ghostwriter
Oddly, This Did Not Make The Situation Better
Travis Akers
@travisakers
Gov. Kristi Noem claimed in her new book that she met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un and “starred him down.”
On Thursday, Noem’s spokesperson acknowledged the two have never met and her story was false.
Tell Me You Only Know One American Without Telling Me You Only Know One American
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Alina Habba on Donald Trump: “He is the most ethical American I know.”
(July, 2023)
Even If It Would Mask The Smell Of Desperation Mixed With Moral Failure?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
DeSantis to Hannity on Florida’s marijuana ballot measure: “The state would smell like it. We don’t need that in Florida.”
Gee…Does John Fetterman Know About This?
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
The No. 1 pro-Israel online talking point – ‘Hamas agrees to release the hostages & the war ends tomorrow! – destroyed by a single quote from an Israeli official:
“Israel will under no circumstances agree to end the war in a deal to release the hostages”
Weren’t You A Lawyer Once Upon A Time?
Acyn
@Acyn
Dershowitz: They are trying to keep him in the court room against his will and preventing him from campaigning. He has the right to be in the courtroom. The government, the prosecution has no right to keep him in the courtroom.
No, Seriously, You Used To Be A Lawyer, Didn’t You?
Acyn
@Acyn
Dershowitz: I don’t think he’s going to get a fair trial. I think it’s possible he’ll get convicted in time for the election. It will have an impact on the election and then, the conviction will be reversed on appeal.