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To Headline Or Not To Headline – That Isn’t The Question

Tell The Truth?
Whoa – Let’s Not Get Crazy, Now!


“What might a desperate Trump do to win again?”

Toronto Star


Chicken Licken With His Little Environmental Regulation Legulations


“Who killed the Frontier oil sands mine?”

Globe and Mail


Not Being Able To See The Front Door From The Vestibule Should Be Your First Clue


“How do I know if I’ve become a hoarder?”

Toronto Star


Yeah, Getting All Misty Eyed And Writing Love Poetry While The Opponent Is Rushing Up-Court Doesn’t Seem Like A Game Winning Strategy


“Have the Raptors taken Canada’s outpouring of love too much to heart?”

Globe and Mail


You Can’t Get More Cutting Edge Than That


“Should investors take a bet on surgical robotics?”

Globe and Mail


You Bastards Weren’t Satisfied With Your War On Christmas, Now You’re Starting A War On Easter‽ I Hope The Bunny Bites You On The Ass. Hard!


“What came first, the Christian or the egg?”

Toronto Star


Can Any Of us Really Escape The Prison Between Our Ears?


“An end to solitary confinement?”

Globe and Mail


The Knife In Your Back Should Be Your First Clue


“How can you tell if someone is not good for you?”

Toronto Star


The Part With All The Yelling
Chill, Man – You’ll Live Longer


“WHAT PART OF ‘STAY HOME’ DON’T YOU GET?”

Toronto Sun


To Be fair, I’ve Only Had Sixty Years To Work On It…


“Is that your craziest conspiracy theory?”

Toronto Star


Like A Bad Burrito


“You Had Covid-19. Will It Return?”

New York Times


Twice The Calories, Half As Filling


“When the lockdown eases, what will our new normal be?

Toronto Star


Their Undying Gratitude


“In a time of climate crisis, what do rich countries owe to the poor?”

Globe and Mail


He Hasn’t Had A Good Idea Since He Decided To Leave His Diaper On At Daycare
He Was Three
What Do You Think?


“Trump seems to want rates below zero. Is it a good idea?”

Toronto Star


Shor, Shamus, Shor


“Hey, toots, a little privacy?”

Toronto Sun


Because At Least The Drugs They Buy With Them Have A Legitimate Medical Purpose


“Why do seniors need more government handouts?”

Toronto Star


Alfred E. Neuman


“Who is responsible for Internet security?”

Globe and Mail


Asked And…Kind Of Reasked But Answered At The Same Time


“What if schools aren’t back by fall?”

Toronto Star

“From the classroom to home: How do you teach kids online?”


Toronto Star


Yes – They’ve Been Flattening Public Health Care Budgets For Decades


“Do western provinces have an edge in flattening the curve?”

Toronto Star


Because Of All Of This Talk Of Flattening The Curve – Duh!


“Why do people believe the Earth is flat?”

Globe and Mail


Could They Be Any More Revol – Naaah! Too Easy!


“Is it time for a backbench revolt?”

Toronto Star


I Suppose It Could Be Something Else – What Do You Think?


“With gifts, is it really the thought that counts?

Globe and Mail


I Always Put My Pants On One Arm At A Time


“Just stay calm: Be good to yourself
How do you avoid overload when you have time to do everything?”

Toronto Star


Insert Establishing Shots Of The Famous Landmarks Of American Cities


“How do you sell Canada to Canadians?”

Globe and Mail


We Call Them “Speed Physical Deformities” Now
The Term You Used Doesn’t Make ME Calm


“Are speed humps effective at calming traffic?”

Toronto Star


Responsibility Starts At The Bottom


“Do I have to be on call at work just because I’m the manager?”

Globe and Mail


An Open Bar On Their Ice Floe


“What do we want for the elderly in these conditions?”

Toronto Star


Reread H. G. Wells


“How can we wait out the pandemic if time doesn’t pass?”

Toronto Star


Would That Hurt Your Brains?


“Liberals give rich tax break?”

Toronto Sun


No, It’s A Piezoelectric Slow Cooking Toothbrush
But It’s Easy To See How You Could Have Made That Mistake…


“‘This is supposed to be the shuttle service?'”

Toronto Star


If They Are, There’s Always Brett And Bart…


“Beau’s politics a deal-breaker?”

Toronto Sun


Our Youthful Enthusiasm…And The Curator’s Notes That Accompanied It


“Albright-Knox rebuilds a gallery as a gathering place – but what is lost?”

Globe and Mail


Print Media Should Really Leave The Cat Puns To The Experts On Twitter And Facebook


“A meow-sterpiece or a giant furball?”

Toronto Star


Sadly, It Looks Like It’s Catching…


“Are you fur real with this stuff?”

Toronto Sun


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