Good To Know That You Are So On Top Of Your Duties As President That You Can Also Act As The Chief Rabbi Of Jerusalem
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “Schumer is a Palestinian as far as I’m concerned. He’s become a Palestinian. He used to be Jewish. He’s not Jewish anymore. He’s a Palestinian.”
When Was The Last Time You Held A Town Hall With Your Constituents?
Why Am I Asking? Oh, No Reason…
Nancy Mace
@NancyMace
Not one person who voted for President Trump regrets it.
The Left has nothing left but lies.
The Sound Of Crickets Must Have Driven Her Mad
Matt Van Swol
@matt_vanswol
Just got off the phone with a sales rep from Tesla.
She said today is one of the busiest days they’ve EVER had for sales.
Lincoln Felt Humbled By Her Debating Skills
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Lauren Boebert says the censure motion against her is unjust after she said that Rep. Al Green carries a “pimp cane”, argues that it wasn’t a racist comment:
“Are only blacks pimps? Are there no white pimps?”
Would That Be The Delusion That All Americans Are Born Equal, With Equal Rights And Justice For All?
Rob Smith
@robsmithonline
Republicans are not letting up on addressing “Sarah McBride” as Mr. McBride, nor should they.
Mr. McBride was supposed to strut into DC as a trans icon, but the timing couldn’t have been worse.
America is DONE with the delusion.
“Why…Aren’t You Booing Them As Much As Republicans? Was I Too Subtle? Trans People! They Want To Indoctrinate You Into Becoming Tra – Dammit, People, Get With The Program! Don’t Tell Them Your Problems – Run Them Out Of Your District! Gaah! Have I Been Wasting My Breath All These Years‽”
Acyn
@Acyn
Hannity: If you are in a conservative area of the country which is most of the country a radical Democrat might be coming to a venue near you to spread their message in support of men and their right to play women’s sports
TRANSLATION: It’s Only A Matter Of Time Before Republicans Ban The Nefarious Bee Gees Song “Stayin’ Alive”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Rep. Lisa McClain: “People are using the Medicaid program nefariously.”
And We Can Best Do That When We Have No Teachers
Secretary Linda McMahon
@EDSecMcMahon
President Trump’s goal is not to take away education, it’s to take the bureaucracy out of education.
It’s time to focus on what matters: ensuring our students are learning what they need to be successful.
Are You Sure There Will BE A Tesla Corporation In Two Years?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Elon Musk: “As a function of the great policies of President Trump and his administration, and as an act of faith in America, Tesla is going to DOUBLE vehicle output in the United States within the next two years…”
Grifting Is Always In Fashion
Mike Sington
@MikeSington
Outrageous. Trump government official who enforces DOGE cuts firing employees for “poor performance”, works as an influencer during business hours, filming in her government office.
Where Is Jack McCoy When You Need Him?
Ryan Grim
@ryangrim
The lawyer for Mahmoud Khalil, at today’s hearing, said that she has been unable to speak to her client once since his detention.
Does any of this sound like the America you were taught about growing up? A legal permanent resident kept incommunicado with no charges specifically for his speech
Begin Operation Catch And Release
Gotta Build That Database Somehow!
PatriotTakes
@patriottakes
Wisconsin Supreme Court Candidate Brad Schimel supports collecting DNA samples even for misdemeanor arrests
Schimel then fist bumped Sheriff David Clarke after he said: “It’s real simple for those that have privacy concerns with collecting DNA upon arrest. Don’t get arrested.”
So, His Financial Empire Is…A Ponzi Scheme?
I Guess That Makes Him An Expert…
Sassy Kathy
@bresla_linda
If rumours are true, Elon is heavily leveraged.
His fortune may be the largest house of cards ever built?
It appears there’s a stiff breeze in the forecast.
Musk could lose everything.
Psst: Correction My Furry Ass: Dude, We Can All See The Market Is Falling!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Fox Business: “The S&P appears to be about to close in correction territory.”
The Wealthy Deserve The Help
I Can Voucher For Them
James Talarico
@jamestalarico
Greg Abbott says private school vouchers are for poor kids.
But when I questioned the bill author, he admitted this voucher scam gives our taxpayer dollars to parents making over $500,000 a year.
Vouchers are welfare for the wealthy.
Ordinarily, I Would Advise Her To Leave The Comedy To The Professionals
But I Must Admit: I Laughed
Really American
@ReallyAmerican
BREAKING: In an insane moment, US Attorney General Pam Bondi waves around a brick of fake fentanyl, saying “On stage we have – this is 180 kilograms, it represents – not real… of fentanyl.” The Attorney General is performing skits for politics.
Actually, There’s A Disagreement Between The President’s Position And The Position Of The Canadian PEOPLE
But Since There Are Many Disagreements Between The President’s Position And The Position Of The AMERICAN People, We’ll Just Do Our Best To Shrug It Off
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Marco Rubio on Canada: “The President has made his argument as to why he thinks Canada would be better off joining the US…There’s a disagreement between the President’s position and the position of the Canadian government.”
MAGA: Canadians Just Hate Free Dumb
When We Take Over, They’ll Learn To Love Being Murricans
J Hunter
@MrJoKeR604
Why does MAGA get so mad about Canada having no interest in becoming part of the US? it’s a fact. 5X more Canadians would be open to joining the EU than the US.
We’re just not that into you, time for you to accept that.
“Especially When We Don’t Respect Their People And Sovereignty. Honestly. Europeans. Ugggabluuuhgh!”
Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47
.@VP: Europe is at risk of civilizational suicide – unwilling to control their borders, eliminating free speech of their citizens. I want them to thrive and be an important ally, but part of that is Europe respecting its own people and sovereignty, and we can’t do that for them.
Wink Wink.
I Said: Wink Wink.
I’m Not Telling You To Investigate Them – I’m Just Saying…Wink Wink!
WIIIIIIIIIIIINK!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump at the DOJ: “I believe that CNN and MSNDC, who literally write 97.6% bad about me, are political arms of the Democrat Party. And in my opinion, they are really corrupt and they are illegal. What they do is illegal.”