The Reduhblican Response to the Madman Who Amassed an Arsenal of Weapons and Used it to Kill 50 People And Wound 500 More in Las Vegas

by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Crime Writer

You’re on your own.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If you don’t have the luxury of a personal security detail, you might want to buy some guns. You know, to protect yourself.