Surprise!
Enjoy Is Not A Word Most People Would Use To Describe Private Health Insurance
The Earth Is Against Gas Powered Vehicles
You Can Have Plastic Straws
Acyn
@Acyn
Hannity: If Kamala gets her way, you will no longer get to enjoy private health insurance, gas powered vehicles, or plastic straws. I hate paper straws
Me, Either
Although It Will Probably Be On A West Wing-style Fictional TV Show…
Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen
What a great opening campaign speech by Kamala Harris.
She is really great at speaking. Definitely the best speaking candidate since Barack Obama.
I can’t wait until she debates Trump.
Just Like A Man Who Cannot Carry Children In His Body Should Not Be Allowed To Make Decisions In The White House For Wom…Umm…I May Have To Work On This Analogy And Get Back To You…
Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
It’s time for Republicans to start talking about @KamalaHarris’s sexual history and the reason why she likely doesn’t have any children of her own.
I’m willing to bet she’s had so many abortions that she damaged her uterus.
A woman who has no biological children of her own should not be allowed to make decisions in the White House for your children.
And I’m Gonna Stamp My Feet And Hold My Breath Until They Bring Joe Biden Back!
Acyn
@Acyn
Kellyanne: She does not speak well. She does not work hard. She should not be the standard-bearer for the party.
Republican Ads Attacking Joe Biden Are Now As Relevant As Pet Rocks And Tamagotchis
But You Never Saw THEIR Owners Demanding A Refund
Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social
@TrumpDailyPosts
So, we are forced to spend time and money on fighting Crooked Joe Biden, he polls badly after having a terrible debate, and quits the race. Now we have to start all over again. Shouldn’t the Republican Party be reimbursed for fraud in that everybody around Joe, including his doctors and the Fake News Media, knew he was not capable of running for, or being, President? Just askin’?
Running Matenemies
Trinitrotoluene
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Donald Trump: “Originally, J.D. was probably not for me, but he didn’t know me. And then, when we got to know each other, he liked me. Maybe, more than anybody liked me…We just had automatic chemistry.”
That Was Before JD Got To Know Him
Now, He Only Says These Things In The Notes For His Next Book, Hillbilly Effigy
Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
That’s it. I’m saying it!
“My God, Trump is an idiot”. He is “noxious,” “reprehensible,” and a “cynical as-hole”. He is “America’s Hitler”. “I never liked him”. He is a “terrible candidate,” and you are all “idiots if you voted for him”. He is “cultural heroine,” and obnoxious.
“What percentage of the American population has Donald Trump sexually assaulted?”
By the way I would never say some of these things about Trump… but J.D. Vance has.
Not That There Will Be Much Left To Save, But I’ll Be Dead By Then, So At Least I’ll Have My Undying Love Of Firearms To Take With Me To My Grave
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Ohio state Sen. George Lang at JD Vance’s rally: “I’m afraid if we lose this one, it’s going to take a civil war to save the country.”
But How I Will Work With Him In The Future? Who Can Say…
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
GOP Senator Mitt Romney: “I don’t know that I can disrespect someone more than J. D. Vance.”
In Other News…
It Depends On The Pundit
I Would Follow You Anywhere, Molly…
Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFast
People don’t like pundits telling them what to do.
And They Have The Wealth To Prove It
Matt Wallace
@MattWallace888
Italian prosecutors just uncovered that Dior pays only $57 to produce bags retailing for $2,780!!!
Anyone buying “luxury” bags is an idiot
You’ve Obviously Not Been Stuck In A Changing Room With Him
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
OnlyFans creator Amber Rose, who will speak at the RNC, explains why she’s supporting Trump: “For me, Trump is the epitome of an Alpha Male. He’s there to protect, provide .. I feel protected by Trump. I feel safe.”
Maybe He Should Have A Mental Competency Test
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
the RNC teleprompter goes out and Mike Johnson has to immediately flee the stage. yikes
Or, I Could Just Stop Using TwitterX Altogether
It’s Not Like I’m Addicted, Or Anything
I Can Quit Any Time I Want…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
By the way, you can easily mute all posts that have words you find annoying.
Just pop over to the settings page.
Joe, You [EXPLETIVES DELETED]. Are You [EXPLETIVES DELETED] Serious, You [EXPLETIVES DELETED] [EXPLETIVES DELETED] [EXPLETIVES DELETED]!
And That’s The Toned Down Version!
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoACtivism
Sen Joe Manchin, who is an Independent, says he is considering registering as a Democrat to challenge Kamala.
What do you say to him?
If He Was, He Would Still Be A Better Candidate Than Donald Trump
Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones
Is Joe Biden dead?
Stumbling, Perhaps
Bumbling? Possibly
Meandering? Quite Likely
But Not Rambling
Never Rambling!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrum
Donald Trump: “Did you ever hear of Hannibal Lecter, who’s a lovely man?He would love to have you for dinner…They always say, ‘Oh, that’s terrible for Trump to say! He is rambling about Hannibal Lecter!’ No, I’m not rambling!”
Our Brains Shrink Just Like Computers Do?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
The physicality of the brain becomes startlingly obvious upon inspection: it is a biological computer.
Our brains shrinks over time as we age and when you see the brain of someone with severe dementia, the damage is not subtle. What is surprising is that it functions at all.
And He Would Run For President If The Damn Deep State Didn’t Insist That He Keep A Low Profile!
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Reporter: “As you’re saying you’re concerned about Joe Biden’s age and abilities, Trump is only 3.5 years younger. Do you have any concerns about Trump’s age?”
Trump supporter: “John F. Kennedy, he’s still alive. JFK he’s over 100 years old…”