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Base Motives
Why Democrats are going to lose big in the 2010 mid-term elections:
REPUBLICANS: Barack Obama is a fire-breathing dragon who wants to pass health care reform so it will be legal for him and his kind to EAT! YOUR! CHILDREN!
DEMOCRATS: I have asked the military to look into the possibility of considering the implications of repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, a task which they should complete and report back to me on in about one year.
Republicans really know how to energize the base!
SOURCE: Politics For Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/home.asp?did=677&dir=bb]
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In The 2010s, Some Anonymous Corporation Will Own Your Words
clickmaggot2012: In the 1990s, when you wrote something on the Internet you owned your words. In the 2000s, some anonymous identity owned your words. This is progress?
SOURCE: Farcebook
[http://www.farcebook.com/profile.php?v=feed&id=639559235#/note.php?note_id=67118766376&ref=mf]
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Do Not Talk To The Hand, Lest It Be That The Hand Is Talking To You
Sarah Palin was caught at the National Tea Party Convention with crib notes written on her hand. According to sources close to Palin, this is not unusual for her. For instance, when she goes shopping, she often writes on her hand:
diapers
coffee
tea
rifle cartridges
Moose Helper
When she has a romantic dinner out with husband Todd, she has to consult her hand to find:
small talk
sex
laugh at his jokes
compliment chef
threaten paparazzi
And, of course, when she talks about President Obama, her hand tells her:
teleprompter
smart
socialist
death panels
not the America I grew up in
SOURCE: The Smoking Gut
[http://www.thesmokinggut.com/archive/108096382861023470563-794637486482632723017cahs01.html]
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Not To Be Confused With The Whit Strips…Or The Hit Trip…Or…
The United States Air Force Reserve has denied that it used the White Stripes song “Fell in Love With a Girl” in a recruiting ad that played during the Super Bowl.
“The song – ‘Tripped in Like With a Female’ – was by a two-person band called the Hite Tripes,” a statement issued by the USAFR claimed. “Any similarity or likeness to any other music is completely unintentional.”
SOURCE: Entertainment Right Now
[http://www.entertainmentrightnow.com/mini/smug2010/2010/02/09/hittrips/]
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New York City Wants To Host Terrorist Trial
But Begs Off, Claiming It…Has Prior Engagements…
MAINSTREAM MEDIA: Giving Khalid Shaikh Mohammed a civilian trial in New York City will give him a platform to spew anti-American propaganda.
Which propaganda is that?
MSM: Which prop – you know. The…the anti-American propaganda.
What is the substance of such anti-American propaganda?
MSM: Look, we’re not going to play this game. If we say what his propaganda is, we’ll be spreading anti-American propaganda!
Can you give me a hint?
MSM: It…it’s propaganda. Against America.
You don’t have a clue, do you?
MSM: Stop giving comfort to America’s enemies!
SOURCE: The Quick and the Detwiler
[http://quick&detwiler.blogspot.com/]
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Critics Kept At Bay
According to an article in Vanity Fair, the Hollywood personality who made the most money in 2009 was Transformers director Michael Bay.
There is no god.
SOURCE: Imaginary Movie Database
[http://www.imd.com/title/tt0068140/]
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And, If You’re A Republican, You Then Refuse To Resign
City councillor Adam Giambrone has dropped out of Toronto’s mayoral race after evidence surfaced that he had had multiple relationships with women who were not his partner. This is probably for the best.
As any seasoned politician will tell you, you have to have your sex scandal after you’ve been elected to office.
SOURCE: aye Weakly
[http://www.aye.net/]
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You Have To Question Their Motives. Period.
Barack Obama’s successful public meetings with Republicans and Democrats have made some wonder whether a regular time for asking the President questions would be worthwhile. A comparison with Canada, which already has a Question Period, might be instructive in this regard:
| Canada | United States | |
|---|---|---|
| speech in form of question |  |
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| respond to question with insult | |
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| drown out question with hoots and jeers | |
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| respond to question with non-sequitur | |
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| 10 minute question that makes no sense | |
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| 10 minute party promo that doesn’t answer question | |
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When looked at in this way, it is hard to see why the American government doesn’t immediately institute its own Question Period.
SOURCE: This 22 Minutes Feels Like An Hour
[http://www.mothercorp.ca/hour22minutes/]
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One Headline About Six Lists
Six lists about lists
1. Seven lists that need to get out more
2. Five lists you wouldn’t want to take home to mother
3. Eighteen lists of topics you should avoid when creating lists
4. Three lists of topics that are approved for children under the age of six
5. Six lists of topics that are approved for children under the age of three
6. Six lists about lists
1. Seven lists that need to get out more
2. Five lists you wouldn’t want to take home to mother
3. Eighteen lists of topics you should avoid when creating lists
4. Three lists of topics that are approved for children under the age of six
5. Six lists of topics that are approved for children under the age of three
6. Six lists about lists1. Seven lists that need to get out more…
SOURCE: The Web Page of Lists
[http://www.ListsPage.argh/2010/January/Mind_Is_Bent.asp]
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Sane People Can Only Look On And Marvel
Tea Party supporters are complaining about the way an anti-tax protest is portrayed in the latest issue of the comic book Captain America. They complained, for instance, that signs that read “Stop the socialists” and “Tea bag the Libs before they tea bag you!” do not represent the movement, even though those were taken verbatim from signs at Tea Bag rallies. They were offended that a black character felt uncomfortable walking among the Tea Baggers, even though a cursory glance at any photo taken at one of their rallies shows a sea of white faces. Angry white faces.
“I would like to apologize to members of the Tea Party movement,” said Marvel Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada, “for portraying them accurately.”
He added that Marvel is considering a new superhero: T Party. Able to focus his anger into a laser-like beam of light, T Party seeks out enemies of America wherever they happen to be, even if they aren’t there.
SOURCE: Geekly News & World Report
[http://www.geeklynews.com/geeklynews/issue/100212/geeklynews/12golcinda.htm]
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