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Ooh, That Lil Pierre Is A Nasty One, Isn’t He?
He’s Sure To Go Far!
INT. GRADE SCHOOL CAFETERIA – DAY
LIL JAGMEET is sitting at a table, eating lunch alone. LIL PIERRE sits at a nearby table with some other kids. LIL JUSTIN walks up to the table and puts his tray down on it.
LIL JAGMEET: Ooh, don’t sit here, Lil Justin!
LIL JUSTIN: What? Why not, Lil Jagmeet? I’ve been eating at this table with you for years!
LIL JAGMEET: I don’t want to be your friend any more.
LIL JUSTIN: What‽
LIL PIERRE: (chuckling) Oh, look. The two boogers for brains are arguing!
The kids at his table laugh with him.
LIL JUSTIN and LIL JAGMEET: (shouting together), Shut up, Lil Pierre!
This only makes Lil Pierre and the kids at his table laugh harder.
LIL JUSTIN: But…but…but, we’ve been having so much fun playing in the schoolyard during recess and passing meaningful legislation that will benefit the Canadian people when we’re not in recess.
LIL JAGMEET: I don’t think it’s fun any more.
LIL JUSTIN: But…I thought you liked me.
LIL PIERRE: (guffawing) Nobody likes you any more, Lil Dustbin!
The kids at his table laugh with him.
LIL JUSTIN and LIL JAGMEET: (shouting together), Shut up, Lil Pierre!
LIL JAGMEET: I’m sorry, Lil Justin, but Lil Pierre kind of has a point. A little bit. Your argument with Lil Chrystia has made a lot of people in the school – and a lot of Canadians – not like you any more.
LIL JUSTIN: But lots more still like me! I’m pretty and I passed a lot of good laws that helped a lot of people.
LIL JAGMEET: I think maybe it’s time for you to ask to be transferred to another school, Lil Justin.
Lil Jagmeet turns his head down, furiously concentrating on eating his lunch. Lil Justin looks at Lil Pierre, who points at him as everybody at his table laughs.
LIL JUSTIN: (to the camera) Good grief!
MUSIC: sad “Wah wah wah.”
ANNOUNCER: (over) Be sure to join us next week for another endearing episode of Lil Parliamentarians.
SOURCE: This 22 Minutes Feels Like An Hour
[http://www.mothercorp.ca/hour22minutes/]
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Oh, Sure, And Donald Trump Promised He Would Stop Courting White Nationalists The Moment He Became President – How’d That Work Out?
Two days before Christmas, the House Ethics Committee released its report on former Congressman turned far right talking rectum Matt Gaetz. The report detailed a sordid life of massive drug use, payments for sex – including credible allegations of sex with a minor – and Republicans’ go to crime, obstruction of justice.
When asked about the report, President-elect (as long as Elon Musk says it’s okay) Donald Trump chuckled and said, “He kind of reminds me of me when I was half my age. Or, Maybe a third – I’m not that old! Go get ’em, tiger! Rowr!”
Gaetz’ response to the report was that he would give up using drugs and paying women for sex the moment he is elected governor of Florida. “What?” he told reporters. “I hear that’s the standard these days…”
SOURCE: The Hill You Die On
[https://thehillyoudieon.com/homenews/administration/448845-beware-the-barbarian-at-the-gaetz]
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Because The Ground We’ve Stuck Our Heads In Is Warm And Peaceful
So Peaceful…
“Why have we stopped testing for COVID?”
– Toronto Star
SOURCE: Billy-Bob’s International House O’ Headlines
[http://www.com/lol.pdqfc.wwygw.wyswyg/fid=1475537098]
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“The Name Sounds Familiar…Wasn’t He A Sitcom Star In The 1970s?”
Senate Republican leader for the next month Mitch McConnell, who had polio as a child, says any of President-elect Donald Trump’s nominees seeking Senate confirmation should steer clear of efforts to discredit the polio vaccine.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Trump’s choice to head Health and Human Services, replied, “Who?”
SOURCE: The Postington Wash
[http://www.postingtonwash.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49881-2024Dec21.html]
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They Have Talents
And They’re Not All That Well Hidden
President-elect Donald Trump has promised to be a dictator on day one. He plans to deport 20 million immigrants. He has said he wants to put a 25% tariff on goods coming into the US from Canada and Mexico, and an even higher tariff on goods from China, which will start a trade war every economist believes will devastate the world economy. He talks about cutting two trillion dollars out of the federal budget, which will mean deep cuts to Social Security and Medicaid. He also plans to use the Justice Department to go after his enemies.
“Pfft! And you believed any of that?” said MAGA supporter Brian Soffcerebellum. “Let me tell you something: Trump lies. Shocker, right? He lies about everything! At least 40,000 lies told in his first term! So, now you want to start believing him? What’s wrong with you?”
Wow. If these people can weaponize Trump’s lies, they can weaponize anything!
SOURCE: The Lefty Hipp-Starr Show
[http://www.msnobc.msn.com/id/25314708/]
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“White Supremacist Terrorist” Seem To Be Words Missing From Most Politician’s Vocabularies
You’d Think They Would Have Access To The Best Dictionaries, But…
“This perpetrator acted in an unbelievably cruel and brutal manner – like an Islamist terrorist, although he was obviously ideologically an Islamophobe.”
– German Interior Minister Nancy Faeser on the man who drove a car into a Christmas market in Magdeburg, killing five people
SOURCE: No Comment Quotes
[http://thesepeopleareinsane.psy/update.toshtml]
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Expect Him To Star On Next Week’s Episode Of Lil Parliamentarians
Prime Minister Doug Ford has taken a more conciliatory tone in the face of American threats to levy a 25% tariff on all goods coming into the US from Canada. “If the President would take some time to meet with me,” Prime Minister Ford stated, “I would be happy to explain just how current levels of trade benefit both countries greatly.”
President Elon Musk scoffed at the suggestion. “Who does this Ford mook think he is? He was never elected to lead his country! I completely reject the offer! It’s not that I’m opposed to meeting with other world leaders – other people can be a rich source of new ideas. And I’m all about generating new ideas! But honestly, state to state diplomacy only works if you’re dealing with the actual leader of a state!”
For perhaps the first time in his life, Prime Minister Ford was at a loss for words.
SOURCE: The Irrational
[http://www.mc.ca/stories/2024/12/22/wellfordthatriverwhenwedrowninit241222]
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