Thank you, Eddie “High” Dramamine, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that fit the profile you have so painstakingly filled out for us. Then, we weighted the probability that you would be interested in these articles against forms which showed what people with tastes similar to yours have liked reading in the past. And, then, we couldn’t decide who we despised more: Donald Trump or JD Vance. So, we decided to despise the three-headed Zionist monster, the dreaded Netanyahu/Smotrich/Ben-Gvir, instead. But we soon realized that we would have to add Elon Musk to the mix, so we did. Ooh, and Stephen Miller – no list – it’s astonishing how such a simple question turns into a list! – of contemptible human beings would be complete without Stephen Miller. And Laura Loomer, a human tumour, whose humanity is just a rumour. And Tommy Tuberville, and Ted Cruz, and Jim Jordan, and James Comer, and – aww hell, all of the Republicans in Congress. And Peter Hegseth, and Scott Bessent, and RFK, Jr., and Howard Lutnick, and – aww hell, all of the members of Trump’s cabinet. And don’t get us started on the MAGAt wing of the Supreme Court, or the MAGAt media echo chamber!
It took us less than 10 minutes to come up with a list of people who disgust us so much that thinking about them could keep us in revulsion for at least seven years.
We have learned from the right how to cultivate spite. With any luck, we should live forever.
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Embrace Your True Self
You Know Judges On War Crimes Tribunals Will
With so many peoples around the world being massacred and displaced from their homes, you may be a genocidal maniac and not even realize it. To help you determine if you are, in fact, a genocidal maniac, check off as many of the following points as applies to you:
I thought the film Schindler’s List contained a lot of “neat ideas.”
I believe hospitals are legitimate military targets because the tunnels underneath them are where raw sewage backs up.
I believe schools are legitimate military targets because hate isn’t innate, it is taught, and it’s better to kill children than to let them grow up to be terrorists.
I believe churches and mosques are legitimate military targets because they teach impressionable young people to love their neighbour, and nothing good can come of such commie ideas like that!
When I watch horror films, I identify more with the slasher than with his victims.
I have a lifetime subscription to RubbleFetish.com.
If you have checked any of the boxes above, get a conscience!
SOURCE: Politics for Beginners
[http://www.politicsforbeginners.com/home.asp?did=528&dir=bb]
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This Post Is Indicative Of Severe Mental Instability, But Let’s Not Harp On It
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
With the success of the Gulf of America and Lake America, I have made an important decision: all bodies of water across the Earth shall hencefort…hensforth…hansfrot – from this time forward be known as the Lake, River, Ocean, Pond or Puddle of America. Isn’t that amazing? The greatest leap in mapmaking since Christopher Columbus sneezed! I could have named them one at a time, but that would have taken a long time and been too confusing – this simplifies things. Did I mention that THIS IS AMAZING?!!! I’m looking forward to flying over the American Ocean – you know, the one on the country’s left – to bring the news to Europe. THOSE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS BETTER BE GRATEFUL! Thank you for your inattention to this matter. DJT
SOURCE: Ending Trending Web Site
[http://endingtrending.blurgh/ignorance-that-could-fill-an-american-ocean/]
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AIPAC Of Animals In Their Natural Habitat
INT. SENATE HEARING ROOM – DAY
SENATOR BILLYBOBBUBBA FLAMINGO: Let me start by saying that my heart goes out to all the Israeli citizens who died…how many years ago was it, now? Whenever that terrible attack thing happened. Their deaths are a reminder that Israel has a right to protect itself against terrori –
REPORTER: Senator, how much money have you been given by AIPAC?
SENATOR BILLYBOBBUBBA FLAMINGO: How dare you! That question is antisemitic!
REPORTER: You’re not Jewish. How much money have you been given by AIPAC?
SENATOR BILLYBOBBUBBA FLAMINGO: Alright, then – that question is anti-American.
REPORTER: AIPAC lobbies politicians on behalf of a foreign government; it isn’t American. Seriously, Senator, how much money have you been given by AIPAC?
SENATOR BILLYBOBBUBBA FLAMINGO: How I raise money for my campaign is not the issue, here!
REPORTER: It is when that money influences your policy positions. Isn’t your party’s position to root out foreign interference in our political system? How much money have you been given by AIPAC, sir?
SENATOR BILLYBOBBUBBA FLAMINGO: Campaign contributions are not foreign influence!’ They’re a cherished part of American politics!
REPORTER: With respect, Senator, the public has a right to know: how much money have you been given by AIPAC?
SENATOR BILLYBOBBUBBA FLAMINGO: That’s why I answered the question.
REPORTER: You what?
SENATOR BILLYBOBBUBBA FLAMINGO: Next question – you.
SECOND REPORTER: Senator, how much money have you been given by the NRA and the gun lobby?
SENATOR BILLYBOBBUBBA FLAMINGO: (exasperated) What’s with you people?
SOURCE: Weekends!
[http://www.nobc.com/Weekends/video/play.shtml?mea=227912]
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Make Psilocybin Legal And Freely Available At Corner Stores?
“There’s only one way we’ll survive Trump’s trade war”
– Toronto Star
SOURCE: Billy-Bob’s International House O’ Headlines
[http://www.com/lol.pdqfc.wwygw.wyswyg/fid=1006559108]
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A Good Example Of Why Nobody Wants Strong Truth In Advertising Laws
We know that being able to afford to buy a house is becoming harder and harder. That’s why Ontario is cutting the HST and municipal taxes on new builds. Admittedly, this will leave your municipality with less revenue for services, but honestly, if you aren’t aware that raw sewage makes great fertilizer, you’re beyond the province’s ability to help.
Ontario is also working to cut the red tape that adds time and money to the creation of new houses. Of course, this may lead to construction companies using unorthodox materials, but look at it this way: if your new home is made of cheese, you’ll never have to go hungry, and if a wall should happen to collapse because of shoddy construction, it will save you the cost of tearing it down to create a roomier feel to your space.
These and other measures will cut the cost of building new homes by as much as $200,000. Which will admittedly make houses cheaper for speculators, but, honestly, if you had wanted affordable homes, you would have given more money to our election campaign!
SOURCE: Ad Meek
[http://www.admeek.com/A&W/national/article_display.jsp?nuvu_content_id=1274952524]
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