Who?
“We can’t forget the Rana Plaza victims”
– Toronto Star
Canadian Firms? Are There Really Any Left?
“Canadian firms must adapt to free-trade realities: report”
– Globe and Mail
Ontario Education Minister Will Stomp Workers Out If They Try
“Sandals rules out labour strife”
– Toronto Sun
All The More Reason For Us To Be
“OPG not concerned about possibility of nuclear accidents at proposed site”
– Toronto Star
Careful Application Of Rhetorical Scotch Tape Should Make Everything Better
“Ex-general rips Israel
Leslie: Army indiscriminately fired on women and Children”
– Toronto Sun
It Depends On What You Want It To Do
It Probably Wouldn’t Help Toilet Train My Cat…
“Would compulsory voting work?”
– Toronto Star
<Snaps Fingers> Aha! Now I Know Why I’ve Always Found Him So Creepy!
“Harper vows ‘unblinking’ support for Ukraine”
– Toronto Star
OMG ROFLMAO!
“Hearings resume on OPG’s plan to bury nuclear waste”
– Toronto Sun
“Will Bell, Rogers, bet on OLG?”
– Toronto Sun
Great! I’m A Big Supporter Of Colour Blind Casting!
“Ship’s discovery puts Inuit hamlet ‘on the map’
– Toronto Star
Does The Regulatory Body Know Something His Doctors Don’t?
“OSC reduces executive’s life-time ban to two years”
– Globe and Mail
But, Scientists Have Only Screened A Third Of The Republican Caucus, So They Are Still Hopeful
“The Quest to Find Intelligent Life Falters”
– New York Times
On The Bright Side, A Successful Career As A Pundit Is Assured
“Ford vows he’ll be mayor for ‘another 14 years'”
– Toronto Star
“Rob Ford withdraws from mayor’s race, Doug files to take his place”
– Toronto Star
Because Nothing Stops Mortar And Tank Fire Like A Good Art Installation
“Destruction in Gaza Unleashes Barrage of Creativity”
– New York Times
I Can’t Decide If This Is Tacky Or Brilliant…Or Brilliantly Tacky
“The perfect storm of climate denial”
– Globe and Mail
If You Can’t Clean The VC’s WC In Less Than Five Minutes With One, Kiss Your Funding Goodbye
“In Silicon Valley, Takeovers Face the Toothbrush Test”
– New York Times
It Would Be More Accurate To Say He Made Us Apoplectically Fearful About It
“Rob made us care about the city’s fate”
– Globe and Mail
Not That One Who Has It Would Know…
“There is life after dementia”
– Toronto Star
Editor Confronts Bitter Truth Of Headline Writer’s Lack Of Imagination
“A bitter finding”
– Toronto Star
“A bitter pill to swallow”
– headline on the next page of the Toronto Star
It’s Never Safe To Bet Against Empire, No Matter How Diminished
“Bettors across the U.K. firmly forecasting a No vote in Scotland”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Never Safe To Bet Against The Real Gamblers
“Markets confident that U.K. will stay intact”
– Globe and Mail
Who Knew The Wrestler Had It In Him?
“Another thoughtful tale from the Rock”
– Toronto Star
It’s Right On Schedule, Then
“With less than a year to go, Pam Am venues face delays and missed deadlines”
– Globe and Mail
Unfortunately, Nobody’s Brave Enough To Get Close Enough To The Reactor Core To Take Advantage Of The Opportunity
“Public has their say on nuclear waste”
– Toronto Star
Asked And Answered
“Does he have what it takes?”
– Toronto Sun
“Doug Ford not yet qualified to be mayor”
– Toronto Sun
In One Policy, Out Another
“Electronic tracking of immigrants recommended”
– Toronto Star
“Advocates condemn traffic stops of migrants”
– Toronto Star
Minister Zeno Certain It Will Be Established Soon
“Climate: Environment Minister says Canada is ‘moving toward’ carbon target”
– Globe and Mail
No Takebacks! …Or, Umm, Maybe Some…
“HP recalls power cords after burns, damage cited”
– Toronto Star
“Ford issues massive recall for steering, corrosion issues”
– Globe and Mail
“Baby food subject of voluntary recall”
– Toronto Star
“U.S. agency prompts baby monitor recall”
– Toronto Star
“Subaru issues second recall for defect in brake lines”
– Toronto Star
“2013 Ford Escape SUVs recalled over fire risks
Oil leak plagues carmaker’s bestselling model, affecting over 161,000 vehicles globally”
– Toronto Star
“Toyota recalls 430,500 cars over various safety issues”
– Globe and Mail
“GM recalls 475,000 vehicles”
– Globe and Mail
“GM issues six more safety recalls for 823,000 vehicles”
– Globe and Mail
“GM adds 2.6 million more to recall list
U.S. automaker announces four more potential defects, will double charge in second quarter to $400-million”
– Globe and Mail
“Toyota recall cases total 6.4 million worldwide”
– Toronto Star
“Plague of recalls continue at GM
Ignition issue forces automaker to call back 3.16 million vehicles”
– Toronto Star
“GM victims fund will pay out billions
Troubled automaker announces another 7.6 million recalls”
– Toronto Star
Like Pop-up Ads On Your Favourite Web Site Or Your Weird Uncle
“Experimental Ebola drug ‘well tolerated’ by patients, company says”
– Globe and Mail
If Only The Writers Of These Headlines Had Compared Notes…
“Jordan clears cleric of terrorism charge
Man with Al Qaeda tied jailed for plotting attacks in 2000″
– Toronto Star
“How to curb compulsive shopping habits
Seeking support of loves ones, sticking to a budget among expert’s key recommendations”
– Toronto Star
The Rolling Stones?
“If not the WHO, then who?”
– Globe and Mail
As A Result, Country’s Ranking Among Most Boring Places In The World Drops Three Places
“Canadian caught with 51 live turtles in his pants”
– Globe and Mail