One Hundred Days, One Hundred Ways To Say I Hate My Country
You’re The One Making The Mistake: The United States Hasn’t Been Interested In Root Causes Since George W. Bush Was President!
Anton Gerashchenko
@Gerashchenko
Lavrov: “President Trump is probably the only leader on Earth who recognized the need to address the root causes of this situation when he said that it was a huge mistake to pull Ukraine into NATO.”
Lisa Knows How To Put The “Murk” Back In Murkowski
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
“Trump is not a normal president who governs through persuasion. He constantly resorts to coercive threats. A system where that becomes normal isn’t a democracy. It’s a reign of terror.”
Who Knew The National Geographic Society Was Such A Threat To The Nation?
Heartland Signal
@HeartlandSignal
Michigan State rep. Matt Maddock (R – Milford) says anyone that opposes his bill to rename the Gulf of Mexico hates America.
“I don’t think it’s any coincidence that the people opposed to this are the same people that hate America.”
Maybe If You Had Taken Your Fingers Out Of Your Ears When You Were A Kid And Stopped Shouting, “Nyah, Nyah, I Can’t Hear You!” You Would Have
Maybe If You Take Your Fingers Out Of Your Ears Now And Stop Saying, “Nyah, Nyah, I’m The Head Of Health And Human Services And I Know Better Than Scientists!” You Might Still Learn Something
Acyn
@Acyn
RFK JR: ADD, ADHD… Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.
“And If That Doesn’t Work, We’ll Get Goons To Stand You On Your Head And Shake You Until Coins Fall Out Of Your Pockets. We’re Not Messing Around, Here, Pal!”
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS
BREAKING: Trump’s Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt just said: “The government can and will collect defaulted federal student loan debt by withholding tax refunds, federal pensions, and even their wages.”
“This Government Isn’t About Forgiveness Of Any Kind. I Forgave My Brother For Saying Mean Things About My Moral Character, And He Didn’t Stop! I’ll Never Forgive Myself For Making That Mistake, So Why Should I Forgive You For Anything?”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Linda McMahon: “The plan is very simple. We have announced that beginning at 5, you must start to repay your loan. This is not to in any way try to cause you hardship. There are several different payment plans that you can access … but they need to get on it. Because there isn’t going to be any loan forgiveness program.”
“Leaking Is The Problem And I’m The Plumber!”
You Can Almost Hear Arnold Schwarzenegger Saying It
…Or Maybe Chuck Norris…
The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline
Hegseth: “Once a leaker, always a leaker – often a leaker. We look for leakers, we take it very seriously…if they want to keep leaking and pushing and peddling things to try and sabotage the president’s agenda, that’s unfortunate, but that’s how leaking works in this town.”
The Problem Is, He’s Playing Chinese Checkers While The Rest Of Us Are Playing Monopoly (And Losing Badly)
Acyn
@Acyn
Cardone: If you’re worried about your 401(k), your IRA, traders out here or bankers worried about your commissions, just step aside. This is not the time for Monday quarterbacking. You’re not in the game. President Donald Trump is.
The Law Of The Jungle?
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins
Kilmar Abrego Garcia was sent to the one country an immigration judge said he couldn’t be sent. Why not simply have him returned to the US and then deport him to a third country? Wouldn’t that be in accordance with the law?
Border Czar Tom Holman: “I think we’re in accordance with the law.”
I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Means
Have You Never Read The Art Of The Deal?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “Everybody wants to make a deal. And if they don’t want to make a deal, we’ll make the deal for them. Because that’s what’s going to happen. We’ll just say, ‘this is what it is.'”
Like, Oh My God! Don’t, Like, Talk About Gagging Him With A Spoon BECAUSE SOMEBODY WILL DO IT!
Acyn
@Acyn
Parker: I look at President Bukele and he is not even American and he seems to be our bigger proponent than the senator. He says we’re not sending him back.. El Salvador is like we’re not going to do that and Bondi is like if he’s not sending him back, this is a moot point
But How Can They When Russia Refuses To Buy Ukraine Dinner First?
Tymofiy Mylavanov
@Mylovanov
Rubio: We have a better understanding of Russian position because we’ve spoken to them after 3 years of no talks. This is not our war. We didn’t start it – we’re trying to help end it. Now it’s up to Russia and Ukraine. They must be willing to move closer to one another.
Pay Attention To What They Do, Not What They Say (Just Be Sure You Have Eyewash Close To Hand)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha H – Oh, Wait. Was That A Serious Question?
The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
Donald Trump is deporting legal US residents to a foreign gulag, and he has stated publicly that he is moving on to citizens next. This is a Constitutional crisis. Will a single Republican stand up for our Constitution?
I Hope George Soros Gave That Woman Danger Pay!
Brian Allen
@allenanalysis
BREAKING: Chaos at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s town hall – an unruly protester just got tased in the middle of her Georgia event.
Because nothing says “small government and free speech” like electrocuting dissent in a public forum.
Don’t Worry – The Law Will Save You
Uhhhhhh…
Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen
We are slowly slipping into becoming Nazi Germany.
Fox News is now asking the question of
“what laws do officials [in the Trump administration] think they need to change to deport people who were born in the U.S. with long rap-sheets to cheap prison cells in Central America.”
It doesn’t happen over night, but it’s happening gradually.