Jimmy Smits, Sonja Smits, Eartha Kitt, Sazu Pitts And Rex, The Wonder Aardvark
“What does ‘real lawyer’ look like?”
– Toronto Star
That’s A Tricky Legal Question If He Is Living In Them
“Can tenant be evicted for not breaking down cardboard boxes?”
– Toronto Star
Until The Radioactive Embers Reach Their Half Life
“Trump administration warms to new Cold War – but for how long?”
– Globe and Mail
We Even Did Moral Outrage Better Than Those Slacker Millennials!
“OK, boomers, what’s with all the scandals?”
– Toronto Star
White Genocide In The Kitchen!
“I’m bored of my white cabinets. How do I go bold with colour?”
– Globe and Mail
It Wouldn’t Be A Seafood Enema Without It!
“Turmeric is trendy, but is it beneficial?”
– Toronto Star
Explain To Me Again Why You Want To Maintain Friendships With People You Have Such Low Regard For
“How do I keep freeloading friends away without alienating them?”
– Globe and Mail
If Bob And Ray Couldn’t…
“Will a $1,000 fee to a national park save the Komodo dragon?”
– Toronto Star
From The Bottom Up
“The energy status quo is being upended – how will Canada respond?”
– Globe and Mail
No, Who’s On First
“Who stands for Toronto?”
– Toronto Star
The One That’s The Worst For My Soul Patch
“Which party is best for the oil patch?”
– Globe and Mail
Still Looking For An Easy Way To Pick Stocks, I See
“Do dogs sneeze if stressed?”
– Toronto Star
What Policies That Drive Competition?
(Sorry – I Shouldn’t Read The Newspaper After I’ve Received My Phone Bill)
“Do tax policies that drive competition also create inequality?”
– Globe and Mail
On Mars (Which, To Be Fair, Warned Us That It Needed Them)
“It’s 2019, where are all the women?”
– Toronto Star
It’s No Fun Dealing With It If EVERYBODY Is Doing It!
“Quebec’s value test: Why not focus on everyday gender equality?”
– Globe and Mail
Not Unless You Add Pro Wrestling To The Mix
“Is being pro-life and pro-choice a contradiction?”
– Toronto Star
Edible Tarantula Fairies? Everything I Know About Them Is True!
“HOW MUCH OF WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ETFs IS, IN FACT, A MYTH?”
– Globe and Mail
With A Holding Cells Afterparty
“How Do Protests End?”
– New York Times
Even During Violent Protests, People Have To Eat Off Something
“Does China present a buying opportunity?”
– Globe and Mail
Umm, And You Wonder Why Millennials Are Miffed?
“How about a Tiffany calendar for $112,000?”
– Toronto Star
Kelly-Anne Conway Isn’t That Good At Her Job
“Can Spin Master move beyond a disappointing third quarter?”
– Globe and Mail
Princess Leia
(Sorry – I Shouldn’t Read Fan Fiction Before I Read The Newspaper)
“Harry or Ron best for Hermione?”
– Toronto Star
I Thought Management Had Done That Years Ago
“Would you replace your boss with a robot?”
– Globe and Mail
Overcautious Parenting Styles?
Schools Afraid Of Lawsuits?
The Internet?
C’mon – Help Me Out, Here. Give Me A Clue – Something!
“What happened to just playing after school?”
– Toronto Star
No, But Gerrymandering And Russian Interference Could Be
“Are peace and prosperity Trump’s winning combo?”
– Globe and Mail
Only The Ones I Know
“Are Canadians boycotting visits to U.S. over Trump?”
– Toronto Star
Ensuring More Conservative Voters For Future Elections
“What will Ontario achieve by cutting science, tech courses?”
– Toronto Star
What’s The Difference?
“Is Mark Carney out to kill Canada’s energy sector, or save it from itself?”
– Globe and Mail
Tuesday Next
“Time for Amazon to ‘pay its own way’
When does a tech platform become too big, ultimately harming communities?
– Toronto Star
With Humility
After All, You Could Be Next
“How should we accommodate our newly house-poor friends?”
– Globe and Mail
The Gas They’re Full Of Has Nothing To Do With The Greenhouse Effect
“The climate is changing, why won’t Tories?”
– Toronto Star
We Already Know Sexual Misconduct Is Wrong
The Real Question Is: What Will Executives Learn?
“What can we learn from the recent firings of executives accused of sexual misconduct?”
– Globe and Mail
You’re Trying To Use Them To Disarm Your Home Security System
“Why don’t my promo codes work?”
– Toronto Star
You’re Slow
“Why did it take so long to laugh at Trump?”
– Toronto Star
Fetang Fetang I Have No Idea
“Whoosh going down with Riverdale Park?”
– Toronto Star