The Israeli Military Slacked Off On Thursday
“Israeli strikes kill at least 42 in Gaza
Children and freelance journalist among those killed, as stalled ceasefire talks resume in Qatar”
– Toronto Star
Airstrikes kill dozens in Gaza
Attack hits seaside camp for displaced Palestinians”
– Toronto Star
“Israeli strikes kill 12 in Gaza
Woman, children among victims as war enters new year”
– Toronto Star
“Airstrikes in Gaza kill at least 20”
– Toronto Star
They Still Aren’t Charging A “Cabin Pressure Equilibrium Fee,” But Expect An Announcement Any Day, Now
“Air Canada to ban carry-ons for its lowest fare customers
Airline will also charge lower-tier customers to change seat assignments”
– Toronto Star
The Nine Hour Director’s Cut May Be Too Much For All But The Most Die Hard Fans
“‘Come From Away’ extended”
– Toronto Star
Of Having To Change Your Assigned Seat On An Air Canada Flight?
“What travel taught me about aging well
I visited Greece’s Blue Zone to learn the secrets of longevity. Instead, I overcame a secret fear
– Toronto Star
You Know What They Say: Bullies Gotta Bull
“Bullying Trump insults a key ally”
– Toronto Star
But, There Will Still Be Tequila-fuelled Partying, Right?
*PHEW* Really Dodged A Bullet There!
“CABO comes of age
Not just a place for tequila-fuelled partying, this Mexican resort destination is undergoing a reinvention”
– Toronto Star
Jealous Of The Prominence Of Women, They Declared That They Were Taking Their Ballpoint Pen And Going Home!
“The Disappearance of Literary Men”
– New York Times
Poilievre Mutters: “Took You Long Enough!”
“Singh vows to bring down government”
– Toronto Star
And The Homeless Could Live In Tree Forts! Win-Win!
“$40M would buy a lot of trees”
– Toronto Star
It’s Not Like Lucifer Gives You A Choice
“Be honest about what your heart desires”
– Toronto Star
Better Than Other Parts Of His Anatomy
“People in high places still grovel at Trump’s feet”
– Toronto Star
I Know A Lot Of Companies Have Outsourced Their Human Resources Departments, But This Is Just Shitty
“Office toilet might mean you have to go”
– Toronto Star
And This Is Supposed To Balance The Fact That No Conservative Initiatives Do?
“Not all progressive initiatives stand up to critical analysis”
– Toronto Star
…Walk Into A Bar And…And….And What’s The Punchline? They’re The Same Person? That’s The Punchline‽ What Kind Of A Joke Is That?
“A Rocker, a Farmer, a Green Advocate”
– New York Times
So…His Ghost Pushed The Trigger On The Explosives?
“Cybertruck driver shot himself before explosion”
– Toronto Star
At Least Until They Become Americans…
“Entrepreneurs to watch in 2025
This could be a big year for Canadians working on innovations that could change the world”
– Toronto Star
A Stealthy Approach
On Tiptoes From Behind
“Province falls short on goal to be fully accessible
‘We’re way behind’:
Disability right advocates call for new approach”
– Toronto Star
Truth
It’s Not like He Killed An Insurance Company CEO Or Anything
“STRIKE THREE
City’s highest-grossing speed enforcement camera vandalized for third time, but let’s hit the brakes on calling the culprit a folk hero”
– Toronto Star
Because Sovereignty Is Overrated
“Win-win deals that will satisfy Trump”
– Toronto Star
People Will Be So Desperate, Fraudsters Will Have An Open Market
Everybody Else Will Just Have To Wait – Maybe 2026 Will Be Your Year
“Why 2025 will be a year of opportunity”
– Toronto Star
Here’s One Reason It Can’t: Winter
“Here are 17 reasons why our city can be a winter wonderland”
– Toronto Star
So, It’s Working As Intended, Then?
“Rhetoric blaming migrant workers emboldens hate and fuels divisions”
– Toronto Star
Going From Nasty To Ugly Isn’t The Flex He Thinks It Is
“Poilievre pivots
Tory leader has evolved into a different politician”
– Toronto Sun
“I Say That To All Of My Prey. I Like The Way It Sounds…”
“Taking a chance on the devil’s dance”
– Toronto Star
When He Gets Run Over By One?
“Ford’s fear of cyclists can be cured”
– Toronto Star
If Nothing Else, This Will Certainly Strengthen The Health Of The Company’s Bottom Line
“PATIENTS WANTED
Telus’s foray into the health business expands with opening of ‘digital first’ downtown clinic – and it’s accepting up to 6,000 patients”
– Toronto Star
You Get The Show La Narcissistique
When Cirque du Soleil meets group therapy”
– Toronto Star