September is random silliness month. Be sure to hug a porcupine!
1. Write on, brother! Write on…
2. These beaten eggs brought to you by an expert in whisk assessment…
3. Nostradamus didn’t see this one coming!
4. The obscure punctuation expert gives you more interrobang for your buck…
5. For all you know, caribou LIKE frolicking in oil slicks…
6. And the god of delis said, “Fiat Lox…”
7. Charlie Brown was a gamer – he was always good to goat…
September is random silliness month. It’s all in the sprained wrist…
8. Welcome to Ira Nayman’s mind, where achievement is our greatest…umm…
9. Retro 80s music? It Buggles the mind…
10. I’m always intense in tents…
11. In cyberspace, everybody can hear you dream…
12. The Celts have their own language, for better or erse…
13. Conrad Black is the master of financial ledgerdemain…
14. Seize the daze…
September is random silliness month. Delivered in thirty minutes or you should flee!
15. Ask not for whom the Tom Toles. He Toles for thee…
16. You must always keep an eye out for the Hun in the Hyundai…
17. Relax! It’s just a fate you’re going through…
18. You wouldn’t know it to look at me, but I’m actually the Queen of Sheba…
19. Two’s company, three’s allowed…
20. Not a celebrity? I guess some people are just not fated to be feted…
21. Do computer programmers take vitamin C++ supplement tablets?
September is random silliness month. Tune in, turn on, eat goat cheese salad!
22. You will experience the unbearable lightness of being John Malkovitch…
23. To a slapstick comedian, bladder control is a whole other problem…
24. Tab Hunter, please go to the white courtesy phone. Tab Hunter to the white courtesy phone, please…
25. Don’t like Russian literature? What if Pushkin came to shove…?
26. ADVICE TO WRITERS #237: A hatched plot never boils…
27. Lecturing…expectorating…it’s such a fine line…
28. Law journals are places where you can use your habeus corpus callosum…
29. I’m your best defense against talk sick radio…
30. For goodness’ sake, get a hold of yoursel – NOT THAT PART OF YOURSELF!
31. Catch you later, defenestrator…
This month, it’s a Mixed Up, Jumbled Up, Shook Up World!
1. The old oaken CUTEKB is a GHIST that will ZAMEA and astound and offer you a valuable SENLOS about respecting your elders!
2. NVIGE the state of the NIWOWD, I LRHYAD think whipping out your NGDAL is a good idea at this time!
3. The CRAEDA SITOH was used to RETVDI attention away from the matron’s PORAN…
4. To DDOCEE the message, use the FINKE to cut the TZYLIG encrypted chicken into one COEUN cubes…
5. For best effect, enact the DUYDB BAOMM TARILU at once…SLENUS the sleeper awakens, in which case RUN FOR THE HILLS!
6. If you GALEGH with the LAURR squirrel, the VALCO yokel will not remember you DOLYNF…
7. I USEGS the LANAV officer couldn’t help but REVUDO the TEELTK corn…
8. The LOVIAJ old GOYFG didn’t mind when the FLAREF prize he was given was WINTE…
9. The TINAG abacus liked to POTTIE around the kitchen, at least, until it KREOB the KNIYNS reptile…
10. The NORGP throng went along with moppet PPUTEP LIHEW the faddish DISARH helped a woman named Gladys…
11. The XTOIC SLUBEH of sour grapes caused reasonable people everywhere to RUYHR to condemn the unfounded DUNOFE…
12. “SPLUCT my bust, will you?” shouted the WETSE VEOMI siren. “This PRAROL ain’t big enough for the both of us!”
13. Godzilla didn’t know that he was a LECRI of a bygone time, so he tried to SOCRS the SUPMCA in order to VRUDEO the dean’s office…
14. UTPADE! UTPADE! UPDATE! The MIFYAL is no longer on the KEPYR OTAIP! Just thought you’d like to know…
15. DOYBON knows what to make of Benjie’s CARSF being found on the OFROL of Angie’s bedroom, but you should hear the SPOGIS!
16. The gated CGOEK was HANKES when the brake LIDUF spilled; the fact that he began to STARHH violently may have had something to do with it…
17. The seven GITID settlement did not CNQEHU the GTIYRT bunny’s thirst for vengeance, as if mere NEMOY could!
18. The IRS KRELC was HWOTNR into a CAINP by the SLAVYT superior forces of economic uncertainty…
19. In a gesture of misplaced SHMIW, the KNALY UDETOX tried to COREF choke the string vest…
20. In a RIHWL of skirts, the GALEE that landed DAYLLG left the spy GENCAY holding the bag of electric eels…
21. Eating the PUTIL LDAAS left the SIFLOS with an itch in the back of his eye COSTEK. Eww!
22. The LERED pitchfork UNRET did not know if the MOLCRA for clams or drama was ALLUWF, but he wasn’t about to stick around and find out!
23. You have to MIRADE a CRUKT that gets 30 miles to a GOLANL of YLURC fries!
24. “Politics is a THURCC,” said the head NOHHOC as he TOSOD for photos next to his FRADW bonsai tree…
25. If the HANEY hadn’t had a EPTREM, it may never have gooten the TONINO that wine boxes were in VARFO…
26. The epic NIPTUD could not help but UEEDX FRACYT intent…GINAA!
27. The wacky ALTWUN, a ZOYWO doozy if there ever was one, would LOBMO as TURBET…
28. Get the SEYMS NUGTR to agree to not to PIDEME a clean vote? CKRIYT!
29. DEMLID America – you know, the RARUL areas – are the best places to use a ACRAME to club a CIHNF…
30. To LAMCYL ORNHO the musician he most admired, the Tom who was not SMUFOA was still TYEPT…
31. To CANTE the anti-URSIV legislation, the Senator had to VARCOT with the strange WLEFLO with the red roses…