Sure. Diapers…Climates…Flat Tires…
“Do people and societies ever really change?”
– Toronto Star
ACERB
“CERB is done. Now what?”
– Toronto Star
Your Child Is A Public Disgrace?
“Why choose a private school?”
– Toronto Star
Inherent Drapery Elephants
“Is Modern Monetary Theory revolutionary or imaginary?”
– Globe and Mail
Grounding For A Week If She Doesn’t Finish Her English Homework!
“What’s next for 11-year-old Vaughan ‘AGT’ finalist?”
– Toronto Star
Thanks, But The Brimstone Doesn’t Agree With Me
“Care for a cup of Satanic chamomile?”
– Toronto Star
Would That Leave You With Enough Fibre In Your Portfolio?
“Should I sell most of my Apple shares?”
– Globe and Mail
I Don’t Know – Can I Have Time To Think About It?
“How do you prepare for the unthinkable?”
– Toronto Star
It Matters To God
“Biden Is Catholic. Does It Even Matter?”
– New York Times
Filet Mignon
“What’s your ‘desert island’ herb?
– Toronto Star
You’ll Have To Sue The University To Find Out
“What is U of T’s dean of law not telling us?”
– Toronto Star
Umm…It’s Bad? Don’t Be Part Of It?
“What about gang violence?”
– Toronto Sun
It May Have A Long History, But Smegma Avenue Is Still Gross
“Have we nothing better to do than change street names?”
– Toronto Star
What, More Reading‽
“Are you ready to subscribe to your car’s features?”
– Toronto Star
Sure – If You Throw Them At People Who Get Too Close To You
“Can Glasses Protect From Covid?”
– New York Times
There Might Be, But It’s An Ugly Colour For A Couch
“Is there really any hope for a green recovery?”
– Toronto Star
That’s Staying Healthy During A Pandemic For You: It’s Not The Journey, It’s The Destination
“‘The question is: Is this the best route?'”
– Toronto Star
It Might
But It Might Just Make Us Smarter About Evading Them
Have You Never Met Us?
“Can learning about ethics make us more ethical people?”
– Globe and Mail
From A Superhero Landing
“For celebs, the playground is closed
A pandemic, isolation and a push for social justice: How will Hollywood stars emerge?”
– Toronto Star
Keep Them Far Back From The Waterline After The First
“How do we protect workers and jobs from second wave?”
– Toronto Star
A SOCK PUPPET WITH ONE BUTTON EYE HANGING BY A THREAD WOULD DO BETTER!
“WOULD BIDEN DO BETTER?”
– Globe and Mail
You Mean Overpriced And Less Potent If Bought Legally?
“Are ‘magic mushrooms’ the next cannabis?”
– Toronto Star
They’re Nostalgic For A Time When They Were Relevant
“Why is the Bloc Quebecois using the FLQ incident as a political weapon?”
– Globe and Mail
Doctor Bay Street’s
“Public health by stealth: Whose advice is the premier following?”
– Toronto Star
Canada Needs A Maid; The US Needs A Crime Scene Cleaning Company
“Will Big Oil leave a mess in Canada as it did in Venezuela?”
– Toronto Star
“The U.S. vote is a mess. Can it happen here?”
– Globe and Mail
The Coyote Can’t Draw It On The Rock Until He Receives His Order Of Acme Atomic Glowing Paint
“It’s already been months. Where is the light at the end of this tunnel?”
– Toronto Star
Not As Bad As Dying Would
“Can wearing a mask give you bad breath?”
– Globe and Mail
Not As Long As Alpha Centauri Continues To Hold Out
“Will we finally get universal child care?”
– Toronto Star
I Stop At Small Sheep, But Your Economic Orthodoxy May Vary
“‘How much do we sacrifice for success?'”
– Globe and Mail
Does He Also Want It In A Closet?
If So, His Desire Could Be More Than A Fetish…
“Is my boyfriend wanting sex fully clothed a fetish?”
– Toronto Star
It Depends On How Quickly He Reverts To Ty – And, There It Is…
“Will Ford’s popularity last as virus cases climb?”
– Globe and Mail
Doug Ford Never Liked Bill Maher’s TV Shows
“Why did province delay new rules?”
– Toronto Star
If They Did, You Didn’t Hear It From Me!
“Did cops illegally gather data?”
– Toronto Sun
Only For The Next 10,000 Years
“Are Canadians locked into a plastic future?”
– Toronto Star
It Didn’t Make A Difference – We Got To October Anyway
“Is May standing in her successor’s way?”
– Toronto Star
That Would Depend Upon The Observer
“Black Hole
Has physics become sidetracked by exotic speculations?”
– Globe and Mail
They Matter To God – Wait. Where Have I Heard That Before?
“How ‘essential’ are in-person church services?”
– Toronto Star