Warn Her That Next Time You Get Together You’ll Bring Featherdys
“How do I tell my tardy friend that she needs to change her ways?”
– Globe and Mail
Stop Washing Your Delicates In It?
“How do I get the most from my dishwasher?”
– Globe and Mail
To Enable Us To Ask Such Important Questions
“Why are our brains so big?”
– Toronto Sun
Because Our Brains Are So Big
“Why is there so much torture on smart television?”
– Globe and Mail
Sure…If It’s A Home For Dolls…
“Can you afford home ownership?”
– Toronto Star
It Certainly Didn’t Mod It
“Did Helsinki herald the end of NATO?”
– Globe and Mail
I Will Fight Against Losing My Job To An AI!
I believe In Tradition – I Want To Lose My Job To Corporate Greed And Offshoring!
“With AI in workplaces, will you be out of a job?”
– Toronto Sun
27th Level Porta-Mage In Worlds of WOWCraft, Baby!
“Smart Phone, but Achieving What?”
– New York Times
Are You Kidding? My Organization Is Still Not Ready For ORGANIZATION!
“Is your organization ready for cannabis?”
– Globe and Mail
Prime Plus .73 Ocelots
“What is the Canadian interest?”
– Toronto Star
3:47 PM Tuesday. I’ll Be Sure To Set My…Clock To Remind Me
“When will it be too late to sound the alarm?”
– Globe and Mail
Ask Me How I Feel About It In 20 Years
“Is the internet ruining nostalgia?”
– Toronto Star
Naah – It’ll Probably Let It Slide
“Can the federal public service fix its culture problem?”
– Globe and Mail
No, Apparently He Was Not To Be The Lastman Standing
“Must our city have another Lastman running it?”
– Toronto Star
I’m An Aardvark With A Scapula Ascending
“Are you a leader or a manager?”
– Globe and Mail
Yes, But If There Is A Saving Grace, It Is That The Majority Of Them Are Gratuitous
“Has politics become a culture of insults and lies?”
– Toronto Star
Until Somebody Asks How Long Can It – Dammit!
“The U.S. economy is on a tear. How long can it last?”
– Globe and Mail
Why Not? They Have Guts, Too…
“Can we trust experts?”
– Toronto Sun
I’ve Been Asking Myself The Same Question
“If you’re not different, then who are you?”
– Globe and Mail
The One That’s A Chicken
“Which egg tastes better?”
– Toronto Star
Do We Remember Them Now?
“What is lost when we pave over a prison
When developers tear down Kingston Prison for Women and build condos over the place where generations endured gender and colonial violence, will we remember those who suffered?”
– Globe and Mail
It’s A Good Idea To Test It For Contaminants Before Snorting
“How safe is talcum powder?”
– Toronto Star
This Being Canada, We’ll Try To Do Both And Only Marginally Achieve Either
“Should we make drug use illegal, or make it safer?”
– Globe and Mail
Absolutely! Our Jails Will Take Just About Anybody!
“Are Canadian institutions better at diversity than Harvard?”
– Globe and Mail
Safely Locked Away
And The Walls Are Reinforced With Steel, So They Won’t Be Leaving Any Time Soon
“Where are the adults in Ford’s cabinet?”
– Toronto Star
Very – I Mean, It Can Bench Press A Ton!
“How healthy is your office?”
– Globe and Mail
Why Is “Ripping The world Apart And Shoving It Off A Precipice” Not An Option?
“The two sides of Netanyahu
Is the Israeli PM keeping his country from falling off a precipice, or ripping the Jewish world apart?”
– Canadian Jewish News
Are You Kidding? It’s The Only Thing That Will Make Baseball Bearable!
“When we legalize it, will they come?”
– Globe and Mail
You Want A Medal?
“I’m not having more children – should I get a vasectomy?”
– Globe and Mail
Dandelions And Hairshirts
“What’s the secret to a great homemade jam?”
– Globe and Mail
“What does the U.S. MLP ruling really mean?”
– Globe and Mail
“What good is marriage, anyway?”
– Globe and Mail
“What makes beer a beer in Canada?”
– Toronto Star
“What does your senior leader say? Now, how does your senior leader actually act?”
– Globe and Mail
“I want to be a firmware quality assurance engineer. What will my salary be?”
– Globe and Mail
“What is the best way to prepare eggplant?”
– Globe and Mail
You Could Start By Trying Not To Call Attention To Yourself
“HOW DO I SNEAK IN A WORKOUT WHILE MY KIDS PLAY AT THE PARK?”
– Globe and Mail
IT MUST BE – WHY WOULD YOU BE SHOUTING IF IT WASN’T‽
“DNA PRIVACY THREATENED?”
– Toronto Sun
They Certainly Seem Capable Of Liberating Employees From Their Free Time
“Are managers capable of liberating their employees?”
– Globe and Mail
Waiting To Find Out Is Scheer Torture!
“Can Scheer take advantage of Trudeau’s troubles?”
– Globe and Mail