Because That Has Worked So Well For Them So Far
“Bloodied Hamas vows revenge”
– Toronto Star
“How’s That Working Out For Them?” Obvious Gag
Nobody Has Heart To Make It
“Two car bombs kill dozens in Iraq
Blasts come as locals set to take over control of security from US”
– Toronto Star
Are You Beginning To Sense A Pattern This Holiday Season?
“Two more Canadian soldiers killed
Roadside bomb also claims two Afghans”
– Toronto Star
Okay, Now You’re Starting To Get Ridiculous
“Ugandan rebels kill 189 civilians in Congo”
– Globe and Mail
Aww, Fer Crying – Cut It Out, Already, Why Doncha?
“Pakistan moves troops amid tensions with India”
– Globe and Mail
Man, I Will Be So Happy When This Year Is Over…
“TURMOIL IN THAILAND
Supporters of ousted Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra clash with riot police at the gates of Parliament”
– Toronto Star
Ecstatically Happy
“BANGLADESH
Clashes reported a day after election”
– Toronto Star
Compared to Everything Else Going On, This Is Almost Heartwarming
“Guinea’s coup leader vows to end corruption
‘For the person who embezzles money, there won’t be a trial. They’ll be killed,’ he warns”
– Toronto Star
Sure. Unfortunately, The Only Years We Have In Stock Are 1930, 1932 And 1637
“RETAILERS ASK: CAN WE EXCHANGE 2008?”
– Orlando Sentinel
Okay, But, Given Our Knowledge Of Our History And Parliamentary Procedures, Why Should We Believe Anything We Say?
“Canadians upbeat on economy, poll finds”
– Toronto Star
We Might Have Missed This, For Instance
“It will be years before commodities recover”
– National Post
Marilyn Wept
“Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend any more”
– USA Today
We’re Totally Screwed
“Flaherty confident ‘risk to taxpayers is low'”
– Globe and Mail
Because Everybody Knows Idling Is Bad For The Environment
“Bush will not stand idle as Big Three ail”
– National Post
It Always Gets Its Way – What Does The Season Have To Be Angry About?
“WINTER’S FURY”
– Toronto Sun
He Would Be Unfunny Seventeen Syllables At A Time
“What if he could speak only in haiku?
Cracking the Jim Carrey comedy code”
– National Post
It Makes A Nice Change From The Randian Fiasco
“Renewing the Keynesian disaster”
– National Post
Diplomacy Feels Uncomfortable, Asks Israel To Look In A Different Direction
“Israel kills Hamas chief, eyes diplomacy”
– Globe and Mail
A Fro Won’t Bring Peace To The Middle East
“Chic, youthful, sexy, this ‘do is no don’t
Much rides on the coif Michelle Obama wears into the White House and onto the world stage”
– Toronto Star
Damn Weeklies! Can’t You Give Me Anything Longer Than Three Words To Work With?
“Yes, we Can”
– NOW
Thank Y – Wait A Minute…
Even Though It’s Been The Foundation Of The Economy For Decades?
“Spending more than you make just can’t be good”
– Globe and Mail
NOW You Tell Us?
“The ugly truth behind the markets:
Not even the experts have a clue
YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN”
– National Post
“Market was not established to manage savings”
– National Post
That Doesn’t Justify The Violence At Recent Horseshoes Tournaments
“‘A manly nation requires manly games'”
– Globe and Mail
But, How Can You Be Sure?
“The only certainty in the market is uncertainty”
– National Post
Aah, The Millionaire Playboy Defence
“Drabinsky was too busy to see fraud, court hears”
– Toronto Star
It’s Like A Doctor Who Prescribes Leeches For Every Malady From Hangnails To Heart Attacks
“Economists’ advice to Flaherty: Cut taxes now”
– Globe and Mail
A Thousand Here, A Thousand There, And Pretty Soon The Job losses Add Up To Real Unemployment
“Telus lays off 100 in landline use slowdown”
– National Post
“Ski-Doo maker to axe 1,000”
– Toronto Star
“Teck to slash 1,400 jobs amid global price slump”
– Toronto Star
“Yahoo slashes 1,500 positions”
– Toronto Star
“Low-flying Boeing to cut 4,500 jobs”
– Toronto Star
“Sony to cut 8,000 jobs, shut plants”
– Toronto Star
“Bank of America plan targets 35,000 job cuts”
– Globe and Mail
Why The CEO Won’t Let Anybody See His “Special” Set Of Books
“For financial health, knowledge is power”
– National Post
Time To Be Off With Some Heads?
“Bank of England cuts rate to lowest level since 1694”
– Globe and Mail
They Can Look As Long As They Don’t Touch
“Higher scrutiny seen for CEO pay, bonuses”
– National Post