Israel – *SIGH*
Bunch Of Talentless Hacks!
No? Has-beens! None Of Them Has Made A Great Film In Decades!
No? Well…Uhh…Well…They Didn’t Get Iron Man Or Captain America, So Who Cares?
FreeMarwanNow
@FreeMarwanNow
BREAKING: Marvel stars call for release of Palestinian leader Marwan Barghouti
“We express our grave concern at the continuing imprisonment of Marwan Barghouti, his violent mistreatment and denial of legal rights whilst imprisoned. We call upon the United Nations and the Governments of the World to actively seek the release of Marwan Barghouti from Israeli prison.”
Signed
Benedict Cumberbatch
Mark Ruffalo
Cate Blanchett
Tilda Swinton
Don Cheadle
Hugo Weaving
Daniel Bruhl
Rebecca Hall
Zawe Ashton
Tatiana Maslany
Emma Corrin
Kingsley Ben-Adir
Dan Stevens
Rob Delaney
Sir Ian McKellen
Brian Cox
Riz Ahmed
Elliott Page
Jason Flemyng
HEADLINE: Antisemitic Question Causes Jewish Politician To Blurt Horrible Islamophobic Slur Against Her Will
uloj
@Delhiite_
In tears, Florida State Rep Angie Nixon begs for a ceasefire and asks how many dead Palestinians will be enough.
Republican Michelle Salzman shouts out, “All of them.”
It’s Good To See How Comfortable You Are With The Reality That The NDP Will Never Form A Federal Government
Avi Lewis
@avilewis
Our government talks about Canadian values on the world stage, but we need it to act with moral clarity when it matters.
It’s long past time to cancel the Canada-Israel free trade agreement, issue sanctions, and use every diplomatic tool at our disposal to rein in this rogue state.
Anything less is a green light to Israel to continue killing civilians with impunity.
I Have To Believe That You Are Doing A Bit Making Fun Of Genocidal Zionists
One That Has Gone On Too Long
And Wasn’t Very Funny To Begin With
But You Were Once A Mighty Python, So It Has To Be A – *SOB* – Tell Me It Was A Bit!
John Cleese
@JohnCleese
Perhaps the nastiest regime in the world that calls itself religious
Israel Confirming That It Did, Indeed, Kill Hind Rajab Was Fabricated By Hamas In Order To Incite People Against Isr –
Sorry. Force Of Habit.
Max
@MaxNordau
The Hind Rajab story was fabricated by Hamas in order to incite people against Israel.
Does That Include The Jews Who Refuse To Move To Israel To Fulfill Huckabee’s Vision Of The Biblical Apocalypse?
Asking For A Friend. A Very Worried Friend…
Parody Jeff
@Parodyjeffx
THIS IS MADNESS.
Mike Huckabee says God Himself is personally protecting the state of Israel above every other country on the planet.
He claims today’s Israelis are the exact biblical race hand-picked by God as superior to the rest of humanity.
Do You Suffer From Trump Jealousy Syndrome?
TBC
@TBC_on_X
Do you suffer from Israel Derangement Syndrome?
“Come, Let Us Deal Craftily With Them, Lest They Multiply,” No Longer Just For Bible Studies!
Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson
The Arabs will have to go, but one needs an opportune moment for making it happen, such as a war
– David Ben Gurion
Israel’s 1st Prime Minister
Clearly, Reality Suffers From Israel Derangement Syndrome
Megatron
@Megatron_ron
BREAKING:
Israeli Haaretz:
“The police investigation found that a military helicopter that fired at Hamas on the Nova festival apparently also hit some participants of the festival”
This is confirmation of the video that was circulated that the Apache helicopters killed most of the festival participants who were fleeing the event.
The pilots also admitted that at first they shot at all cars without knowing which were Hamas and which were civilians.
This is what Netanyahu is hiding from the Israeli public, that the Israeli military is the biggest butcher on October 7th.
America – *PANT PANT GRUNT*
Eww! I Don’t Want To Know!
I Mean, I Am Kind Of Curious, But, No, I Must Be Strong!
Although, You Might Not Be Talking About What You’re Obviously –
GAAAAAAACCK!
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
The Human Printer is such an unfair nickname for Natalie Harp when you consider she does so much more for Trump than just print out articles.
Oh, Yeah. I Remember When He Said That When You Were As Famous As He Is, You Could Respectfully Grab Women By The Pussy
Dr. Hank Desmond
@HankDesmondPhD
Jon Ossoff’s sexist attacks on Natalie Harp cross the line.
Say what you will about President Trump, but he has always treated women with respect. You can disagree with his politics, but you cannot knock his professionalism and class.
Ossoff has a lot to learn.
Oh, Yeah, I Definitely Read “I Am A Hardworking, Talented, Principled Woman Who Loves Her Country” Between The Lines Of The Mash Letters She Sent To Trump
Lee Zeldin
@LeeZeldin
Natalie Harp is an incredibly hardworking, talented, principled, and loyal member of the Trump Admin who passionately wants to help our nation thrive. Every day, she brings drive and focus to her work serving our country. She’s truly a phenomenal member of POTUS’ team.
Do You Think The President’s Children Are Sickened By His Callous And Vindict – Wait. Wait Just A Grouper Darned Minute! Donald, Is That You?
Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47
.@KristenhCNN: Someday, your children will come across your disgusting and inhumane question. They will be sickened and embarrassed to have a parent be so callous and vindictive. It’s quite troubling.
He’s Got My Vote!
(This Is A Joke. I Don’t Live In Texas. Or Vote.)
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
White House communications director Steven Cheung fires back at Sen. Ossoff:
“Jon Jackoff has to be the biggest cuck loser in politics…he’s a miserable person who hates this country.”
I Have No Idea What To Say In Response To This Tweet, But Now I Want To Start Every Question With “What In The Country Fried Fuck…”!
Russ Copeland
@rcopeland/bsky.social
What in the country fried fuck does this even mean
The author noted that while no one in the Trump camp suspects a sexual relationship, there is nonetheless a conviction that Harp is hopelessly in love with Trump and determined to be his “higher purpose bride.”
“It’s a Christian devotional relationship,” one Trump aide told Wolff.