The Next Congress Should Be Very Entertaining
It Won’t Get Anything Done, But At Least It Will Have The Fact That It Isn’t Making Anything Worse Going For It
Mark Davis for Congress
@MarkMadDogDavis
FUCK JOE ROGAN!!! HE CAN FUCK OFF FOR FUCKING EVER!!! TRAITOR!!! COWARD!!! BOOTLICKING BABY BITCH!!!
“Of Course, Some People Will Have To Pay To Deal With Scurvy, But I’m Rich, So I Can Afford It…”
As If Economics Is Ever Simple!
Steven Huffman
@Poeslawisalive
President Trump Explains Trade Deficits:
“If we buy 2 billion dollars worth of Bananas from Brazil, we’re actually losing 2 billion dollars. So if we stop eating bananas, we actually save 2 billion dollars.”
It’s just simple Economics.
When It Comes To Committing War Crimes, Tithe Is Not On Israel’s Side
GBC
@GBC_Press
Paula White, White House spiritual adviser: “Christians should tithe 10% of their gross income to Israel to honor God and the tithe.”
Considering How Ineffective The American Government Is At Things That Matter, This Scans
Department of War CTO
@DoWCTO
The United States will NEVER be an effective altruist country.
When Jews Try To Take Over Texas, Proclaiming It Their Their Recently Discovered Ancestral Home, State Lawmakers May Regret This Decision
Remarks
@remarks
JUST IN: Texas adopts new curriculum requiring public schools to study Israel’s history.
One requirement covers the creation of the modern state of Israel in 1948 in what the standards describe as the ancestral homeland of the Jewish people.
Students are also required to read Anne Frank’s diary.
Justifies It With The Argument: “How Do YOU Like It‽ Makes You Feel All Sad Inside, Doesn’t It?”
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US
Israel’s UN envoy calls for NYC Mayor Mamdani’s arrest days before Netanyahu visit
Be Fair – German Nazis Don’t Sing That Awful Commercial Pop Music!
Anita Zsurzsan PS
@iamjourjean
First in my bloodline to experience Jews being more upset about an Ed Sheeran concert than about German Nazis winning elections.
In Fact, Palestinians Are Not Indigenous To Planet Earth! Did They Come Here By Spaceship Or Through A Dimensional Rift? Reasonable People Can Disagree On This Question
Unreasonable People Are Antisemites!
Narjes Rahmati
@Narjes_Rahmati
Emily Schrader: “Palestinians are not indigenous to this area!”
“They’re not even indigenous to the Levant!”
Schrader, a settler from Los Angeles, insists that anyone of the Jewish faith is indigenous to Palestine. All three of her co-panelists are also settlers from the US/UK.
He Thought MC Stood For “Money Coraller”
It Was An Honest Mistake – Anybody Could Have Made It
Samira Mohyeddin
@Smohyeddin
.@JesseBrown uses “mayoral debate” to solicit money for @Canadaland after telling congregation he’s lost 1000 subscribers. What a clown show this is.
Better! It Was RIGHT Justified
Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
Reminder that our “endless war” in the Middle East was 100% justified.
It Was Built On A Genocide, So An Argument Could Be Made, But I Think A Woman Holding A Torch Might Disagree
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: Our country wasn’t built on diversity.
Whoa! Did NOT See That Coming!
Mia Hughes
@_CryMiaRiver
My son had knee surgery this week and it’s been utterly exhausting. From the surgery itself to the sleepless nights, the complications requiring a lengthy ER trip and just the general emotional strain of seeing your child in pain, I have to say it’s given me a fresh perspective on the atrocious crime occurring in gender clinics.
Capitulation
Hey Jo
@joe_jo9
Someone was removed from the RNC convention waving a Mexican flag. Vance told him, “If you love Mexico so much, get your ass over there. I’ll pay for the plane ticket.”
Meanwhile, Israeli flags were being waved in the same convention.
If waving Mexico’s flag means “go to Mexico,” what exactly does waving Israel’s flag mean?
That Would Also Be A Good Way To Clear A Bar At Closing Time
The Trick Would Be To Get The Customers Back The Next Day…
Truthseeker
@Xx17965797N
Comedian Menachem Silverstein: “My name is Menachem and I support Israel.”
The audience: OK Bye
He might’ve just set a new world record for clearing a comedy club before the first punchline.
And That’s Why You Love Them?
Dude, Get A Room! (And Don’t Wear Your Robes – That’s Gross!)
CSPAN
@cspan
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh on why 9/11 terrorists attacked: “They hate our constitution…they hate our values, they hate our freedom of speech.”
He Didn’t Give Them To Her Because He Can’t Stand Hypocrites – Who Knew?
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Alabama Sen. Katie Britt publicly praised Trump’s tariffs while privately seeking exemptions for manufacturers in her own state.
Goes On To Explain How One Person Sneezing Is Basically The Same Thing As Half Of Europe Dying Of The Plague
Acyn
@Acyn
Erin Maguire explains how AOC choosing not to listen to Ed Sheeran is basically the same thing as stadium owners working together to get Macklemore dropped from the tour.
Really? Because I Have A Poll Of Israeli Citizens That Would Like To Have A Word With You…
Jalal
@JalalAK_jojo
Itamar Ben Gvir is a fringe figure in Israel. His extremely genocidal actions and his proud Nazi rhetoric is that of a small minority and it certainly does not represent the mainstream of Jewish Israeli society
Are The Terrorist Attacks In The Room With Us Now?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Kash Patel: “We’ve stopped 1,100 terrorist attacks since the Trump administration came into power. That’s a 22% increase from the prior 18 months.”
Is Trump Making Money Hand Over Fist From AI? SI SI!
Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence” are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Superior Intelligence (SI) or Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI). This is a Poll, and I would appreciate everybody voting! Which is the best name for this ever growing “Revolution?” President DONALD J. TRUMP
With Such An Inhumane Take, How Can Anybody Listen To Himm – Ler! HER! I Meant To Ask How Anybody Could Listen To Her!
GBC
@GBC_Press
BREAKING:
Israeli model Sarai Givati:
“Is it possible that I don’t feel sad for every child crying in the world? I am sad. But I also realize that if we don’t act, this child will grow up to become a terrorist.”