INTRODUCTION
DEADLINE NEWS
1. New Millenium, Same Old Story…
2. DNSR: America Goes to War (Again)…
3. Imitations of Morality
4. DNSR: America Goes to War (Again) (Again)…
5. DNE: Ah, Sweet Mystery of the Royal Society
6. Izzy or Isn’t He?
7. 99.99% George Junior Free
8. What Were They Thinking?
9. No Themes Here
10. Tirade Another Day
11. Comedy Fatigue
12. Slow News Week
13. Silver Lining Central
14. DNSR: The Mouse That Warred
15. Deep (Throat) Denials
16. Tempers Flared, Nostrils Bared
17. You Can’t Handle the Truth!
18. Naked Came the Anchor
19. All Tragedy, All the Time
20. Peace as a Last Resort
21. DNSR: Crisis in the American Imaginary
22. Myopic Moral Clarity
23. Ari Gets Around
24. News You Can Abuse
25. Shoot To Ill
26. Operation: Iraqi Freakout
27. War, And Other Children’s Preoccupations
28. Knocking War Out of the Top Spot
29. With the End in Sight
30. Resistance is Feudal
31. DNSR: Welcome to Orange
THE IRRATIONAL: 2003 EDITION
1. The Irrational
2. The Passing Charade
3. It’s About Time
4. History on the Trots
5. Sharon Folds the Road Map to Peace
6. NewsWeird: Sunday Reports: Maximum Culpa
7. Bad Journalism Does Pay
8. Friends Don’t Let Friends Read the News
9. Prepping History’s Judgment
10. And A Doctor To Be Named Later
11. Reducing the Overwhelming to Trivia
12. Sunday Retorts: Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights
13. The New Abnormal
14. You Hadda Ask
15. The Long Waterslide Into Hell
16. Did You Hear the One…?
17. NewsWeird: Ontario Goes to the Pols
18. Confidence Games
19. Just Good Friendly Practice
20. Newsweird: Election Trail Mix
21. McGuinty, Camp – No More Dueling Daltons
22. International Mayhem at Bargain Basement Prices
23. Tough Noogies in Toronto
24. Anchor’s Away!
25. Controlling the Journalistic Agenda
26. Who Among Us?
27. Alien Western Nation
28. We Got Him! Actually, They Got Him! Well, He’s Got!
29. End of Year Slowdown
THE IRRATIONAL: 2004 EDITION
30. Lovely and Scenic
31. Anguished In Antigonish
32. Today’s Snow Job
33. Twenty Minute Brain Delay
34. Post-Valentine’s Day Stress Disorder
35. Taking Kabul By the Horns
36. The Flagship Droops
37. Absolutely Scandalous
38. We’re Number One! And Two…And Maybe Three…
CODA
The Irrational: Kick Out the Jambs!