January, 2009
January 11, 2009: The reason Neil Young is at the top
January 18, 2009: Medusa had to settle for turning all men who gazed upon her into trembling balls of jelly.
December, 2008
December 7, 2008: When he saw the kind of Web the spider spun
December 14, 2008: Despite the fact that it clearly protected her by keeping urban decay at bay
December 21, 2008: Now, there’s a production company that lives its art.
December 21, 2008: Long after his dreams of working for CSIS were crushed
November, 2008
November 2, 2008: LEVENE: Fucking seagulls!
November 9, 2008: If Rene Magritte had been a teenage computer nerd with too much time on his hands…
November 16, 2008: Frankie and Lashonda had to admit
November 23, 2008: Farouk was disappointed by the realization that the movies lie…
November 30, 2008: Jeri hated chemo.
September, 2008
September 7, 2008: …The primary cause of 73% of the traffic jams across North America.
September 14, 2008: Eat your heart out, Spielberg!
September 21, 2008: Bernie von Frankenstein did what he could to further his family’s interests
September 28, 2008: In the urban jungle, if you stray too far from the herd, you will be pounced on
August, 2008
August 3: The Archelaminion invasion fleet met an ignominious fate…
August 10: If this woman had been famous
August 17: Tribute to Torchwood
August 24: If you want to be considered World Class
August 31: When he saw how close Bubba Norgay was
July, 2008
July 6: I blame Mike Harris’ cuts to education…
July 13: Eat your heart out, Michael Cimino!
July 20: HE SAID: It’s not polite to stare at a street sign as it’s changing.
June, 2008
June 1: im in ur Webzite
June 8: If people would just respect the signs…
June 15: The first nude shots of Invisible Girl
June 22: Adam Smith never did allow
June 29: THIS is the picture that killed photography!
April, 2008
April 6: Did I dream I was a butterfly watching a man read the commuter paper through the window? Or…?
April 13: Of course, you cannot keep your children from summoning elemental demons.
April 20: The demise of the Public Whisk Art movement
April 27: Eddie thought he was auditioning for a part in a drawing room scene in Becoming Jane.
March, 2008
March 2: Eat your heart out, Danny Boyle!
March 16: …people spontaneously jump out of their cars…
March 30: Homer would never fogive Glennn for changing his name and ruining the family act
January, 2008
January 6: Joanie knew she couldn’t afford it, but she had to go in anyway…
January 13: Jennifer and Brad’s split wasn’t as amicable as they had hoped
January 20: Every picture tells a story? Ah, no.
January 27: Nobody told Lewis…
August, 2007
August 5: Forensics confirmed that the prints belonged to Rudolph…
August 19: TOURIST ALERT! TOURIST ALERT!…
August 26: Alternative comix haven’t been the same since…
July, 2007
July 1: I know. But, crossovers Do work in comics…
July 8: Marie had to accept that she was being a little overzealous
July 15: Eat your heart out, John Carpenter!
July 22: Bud hated what construction season did to traffic.
July 29: God’s menstruation.
June, 2007
June 3: I have a logo!
June 10: A cultural critic can dream, can’t he?
June 17: Even his staunchest supporters had to admit that the Mayor negotiated a bad deal…
June 24: When wearing the alien symbiotes on your head became a fashion fad…
May, 2007
May 6: Link wasn’t sure about his new partner…
May 13: I am a coffee table book.
May 20: Calvin Lives!
May 27: What the subway would look like if…
April, 2007
April 1: You won’t hear me complaining.
April 8: This is what democracy looks like.
April 15: Few people realize that, before her career as a celestial body…
April 22: Transcend your cuteness.
April 29: Mazes for beginners.
March, 2007
March 4: Faizal suggested the name Douchebag Runway
March 11: You wouldn’t be impressed with the burger if…
March 18: “Hunh! Okay, maybe a free Dose isn’t as appealing as a free dream to anybody but a drug addict or a sex maniac, but…”
March 25: If you can’t see the strangeness…
February, 2007
February 4: A Real Puzzler
February 11: Alexandre knew that he was a cart magnet…
February 18: No, you don’t have a dirty mind…
February 25: Shernold couldn’t put her finger on why…
January, 2007
January 7: At last! The picture the Canada Square security didn’t want you to see!
January 14: What the Nostradamus Junior High lacked in resources…
January 21: Oh, man, did anybody get the licence plate number of the truck…
January 28: Don’t look back…
December, 2006
December 3: D’Antwone wished Antony would stop talking about the fractal nature of blood…
December 10: I have seen the future, and I don’t want to live there.
November, 2006
November 5: Oh, sure, kill a promising idea for a sequel!
November 12: Yeah, henh, remember when I drew a blank square and said it was a cartoon that couldn’t offend anybody?
November 19: Number Two really let The Village go to seed after Number Six had left.
November 26: You know what they say about discount theology…
October, 2006
October 1: Oh, yeah, I summer at the Bergman’s every year!
October 8: This is your brain on basic cable…
October 15: Seamus could never understand why his mother was always yelling at him to get out of the house.
October 22: Is this really the kind of Prime Minister you want?
October 29: To discover the hidden cartoon within the cartoon…
September, 2006
September 3: Of course, the ads won’t mention the potential dark side of Instant Messaging…
September 10: All artists must expect a certain amount of appropriation.
September 17: It’s true! Computers are making us iliterate!
September 24: Ever since my heart operation, I’ve been a shadow of my former self…
August, 2006
August 6: TITLE: Innocence Regained.
August 13: TITLE: Time’s Fools.
August 20: TITLE: Nice Catalague Title, Shame About the Photo.
August 27: At last! A cartoon guaranteed not to offend anybody!
July, 2006
July 23: No, Jimmy, leave it alone.
July 30: I know housing in the city is expensive, but…
June, 2006
June 4: God needs to reconsider His shampoo.
June 11: Oh, sure, they might call it a coincidence, but Ivan knew the real reason nobody walked near him…
June 18: Think they’re all off to see The DaVinci Code?
June 25: The best thing about having a hole in your foundation is…
May, 2006
May 7: It’s sad, really, what some off-duty police officers become addicted to…
May 14: “Dieppe? Sure, I was there…”
May 21: Yeah, I know, that’s how most of us felt about the electio —
May 28: Jeremiah figured he would have to get the screen replaced…
April, 2006
April 2: Donald sensed that this lowly cast-off was a PhD dissertation on urban comedy just waiting to happen.
April 9: It took Nike a few hours to realize that her owner wasn’t really all that concerned with making her comfortable…
April 16: Honestly, nobody much liked Harold…
April 23: As it happens, that’s how most of us felt about the election…
April 30: When he got home that night, Ian knew that something in his relationship with Dierdre had changed…
March, 2006
March 5: Fortunately, birds can’t read…
March 26: If only Daniel Libeskind’s mother had given him the lecture about poking somebody’s eye out!
February, 2006
February 5: …they didn’t factor in the weight of the tenants.
February 12: …Margot couldn’t help but feel that the protest against eating chocolate covered cashews was misdirected.
February 19: Some professional players take retirement better than others…
February 26: …Tourist Board member Lafontaine LaPrete felt that not offering Saddam Hussein a place to stay was the right thing to do.
January, 2006
January 1: As a child, the Jolly Green Giant was never good at putting away his Lego set…
January 8: I blame Trudeau.
January 15: Dwight had never heard the one about the centipede being conscious of how he walked before.
January 22: Eat Your Heart Out, Sergei Eisenstein!
January 29: A scientific theory is a lot like a subway car pulling into a station.
December, 2005
December 4: Tear Up This Book and Toss the Wet Pages on the Pavement
December 11: But don’t jump to any contusions…
December 18: I had heard that the country had embraced capitalism, but…
December 25: If they want our oil that badly…
November, 2005
November 20: Michael thought it was the most moving curtain he had ever seen.
November 27: Eric refused to admit he had seen so many Batman reruns…