I Feel Like Climate Change Deniers Are Partially –
Nope! It’s The Governor!
But Climate Change De –
Nope! It’s The Governor!
But –
Nope! Governor!
Donald J. Trump</br >
@realDonaldTrump
One of the best and most beautiful parts of the United States of America is burning down to the ground. It’s ashes, and Gavin Newscum should resign. This is all his fault!!!
Have You Met Peter Thiel?
Or Ever Looked In A Mirror?
Elon Musk</br >
@elonmusk
Who provides funding for Starmer and the Labour Party?
Apparently, for example, I was reading that some hedge fund gave them £5M from a dodgy island in the Caribbean.
So, Will His Account Be The First To Be Banned Or Trump’s?
Dexerto</br >
@Dexerto
Elon Musk says the new Twitter/X algorithm will penalize “negativity”
To Be Fair, Fox “News” Was Only A Teenager Itself In 1867
Art Candee</br >
@ArtCandee
Fox News is talking about Harry Truman trying to buy Greenland in 1867.
Harry Truman wasn’t even alive in 1867.
Trump Says Trudeau Is Saying That BECAUSE HE’S A LOSER! A BIGLY LOSER!
Republicans against Trump</br >
@RpsAgainstTrump
Justin Trudeau says that Trump’s obsession with talking about annexing Canada is simply a distraction from the fact that Americans will pay higher prices on everything imported from Canada due to his tariffs.
But Racism Of Some Kinds Is Less Unacceptable Than Others
Elon Musk</br >
@elonmusk
Racism of any kind is unacceptable
A Bad Actor Makes For A Bad Theologian – Who Could Have Figured?
Kevin Sorbo</br >
@KSorbs
For the record: Christianity is the only religion to ever uphold women as true equals. Every other religion is about suppression through force and coercion.
Greenland
Art Candee</br >
@ArtCandee
Lemme get this straight.
Mexico is sending firefighters to help California.
Canada has sent firefighters to help California.
Where TF is the GOP?
And For Some Reason, They Always End Up In The Shape Of A Swastika
LIZ CROKIN</br >
@LizCrokin
Watch The Water!
Jewish billionaire couple Stewart & Linda Resnick own the majority of California’s water.
They also own Fiji Water Brands. The pieces are coming together.
Make Authoritarianism Great Again
MeidasTouch</br >
@MeidasTouch
On Tuesday, Hannity asked Don Jr: How do they get a MAGA hat in Greenland?
Don Jr. seemed shocked by the question.
DR reports: “Trump Jr.’s PR people walked around the street in front of the store and handed out MAGA caps” to disadvantaged people in exchange for meals.”
But It Will Cut Regulation That Affects His Businesses
Promise Not Made, Promise Swept (Under The Rug)
CNBC</br >
@CNBC
Elon Musk says DOGE probably won’t find $2 trillion in federal budget cuts
Of Course, A Boogerheaded GIIIIIIIIIRL Would Say That!
Shannon Watts</br >
@shannonrwatts
Based on data out of Norway, teen boys and young men aren’t moving right because they’re lonely or struggling, but because they’re being taught to resent girls’ and women’s progress and equality,
The Crack Pockets Are Strong In The Brain Of This One
Pop Base</br >
@PopBase
Elon Musk responds to Justin Trudeau saying Canada will never be part of the United States:
“Girl, you’re not the governor of Canada anymore, so doesn’t matter what you say”
Trump’s America: Where Manifest Destiny Meets Manifest Stupidity
Lauren Witzke</br >
@LaurenWitzkeDE
We could absolutely take Greenland if we wanted to, and no European power could stop us.
We’re the masters of the Western Hemisphere, and no effeminate Eurocuck has any right or any power to tell us what we can do in our neighbourhood.
The global free ride is over, and the bill is due.
Take the land, oil, and rare earth elements to power American businesses.
“Dude! We Were Just Called Homosocials!”
“Dude! Who Was, Like, The Pussy Who Did That?”
“Screw That, Dude! I Love Girls!”
“Me, Too, Dude!”
“This Is Stressing Me Out To The Max, Dude. Pass The Bong!”
“When I’m Done with It, Dude. When I’m Done With It…”
Finnegans Take</br >
@LittleMammith
So much of the “male loneliness epidemic” boils down to the fact that a lot of men just… don’t like women. They don’t find them interesting. They don’t enjoy being around them. They want to “have a girlfriend” in the abstract but their lives are otherwise entirely homosocial.
I Know What I’m Talking About: At Least One And A Half Of Mine Make Me Happy
Elon Musk</br >
@elonmusk
Kids are awesome. Nothing will make you happier.
Ooh, Somebody Is Getting In Touch With His Inner Eisenhower!
Aaron Rupar</br >
@arupar
Biden: “I want to warn the country of some things that give me great concern. That’s the dangerous concentration of power in the hands of a very few ultra wealthy people and the dangerous consequences if their abuse of power is left unchecked. Today, an oligarchy is taking shape.”
Are The Current Cabinet Nominees Paying Attention?
Donald J. Trump</br >
@realDonaldTrump
As of today, the incoming Trump Administration has hired over 1,000 people for the United States Government. They are outstanding in every way, and you will see the fruits of their labor over the coming years. We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and it will happen very quickly. In order to save time, money, and effort, it would be helpful if you would not send, or recommend to us, people who worked with, or are endorsed by Americans for No Prosperity (headed by Charles Koch), “Dumb as a Rock” John Bolton, “Birdbrain” Nikki Haley, Mike Pence, disloyal Warmongers Dick Cheney, and his psycho daughter, Liz, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, General(?) Mark Milley, James Mattis, Mark Yesper, or any of the other people suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, more commonly known as TDS. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Cookie Cutter Opinion
Jim Acosta</br >
@Acosta
Some final thoughts on today’s show… on the free press in America. The free press is only “crumbling” if we the people allow that to happen. Watch:
What We’ve Learned: Starship Blowed Up. Blowed Up Real Good.
SpaceX</br >
@SpaceX
Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly during its ascent burn. Teams will continue to review data from today’s flight test to better understand root cause.
With a test like this, success comes from what we learn, and today’s flight will help us improve Starship’s reliability.