Have You Not Learned That The Republican Party Is A Safe Space For People Who Cannot Handle Reality?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
JORDAN: You said ‘Soros-funded organizers’ are coming and disrupting down halls. Where has that happened? Can you give an example?
REP. LISA MCCLAIN: Um, all you have to do is turn on the TV and it’s all over the place
Christofascist, Communist – It’s Such A Fine Line, It’s No Surprise That You’d Try To Snort It
Andrew Tate
@Cobratate
Ron DeSantis is attacking me because he was worried I would support Byron Donalds over his wife, knowing I have monumental political weight, and trust our commander and chief President Trumps reccomendations completely.
They attacked me to prevent me from destroying his wifes political ambitions.
Interestingly, I had no interest in Floridian politics until I learnt how communist the DeSantis admin is.
The game is on.
ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT HE HAS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST‽ BECAUSE IF SO…I Have To Admit That You Probably Have A Point…
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Goldman on Musk: “Notable, somehow none of his $13 billion of government contracts he has determined to be waste fraud, and abuse.”
So, You Take A Country’s Ability To Defend Itself Away To…Stop…Death?
SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Akash Maniam
@ManiamAkash
“I won’t provide air defense because I want to stop death”
Remember these words. A US president chose to enable russia’s airstrikes to compel their victim into submission.
Not That They Will
After All, George Soros Forced Trump To Fire All Those Veterans…Somehow…
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Sen. Kaine: “Donald Trump, in six weeks, has fired more veterans than any president in the history of the United States.”
Republicans can shut up forever about giving a shit about our veterans.
I Know That The Republicans Were The Party Of Nostalgia For The Past, But I Never Realized…!
Andrew Bates
@AndrewBatesNC
.@ABC today: “Wholesale shoppers like small businesses were paying over $8 for a dozen eggs last week.”
@JDVance in September: “Now, a dozen eggs will cost you around $4 thanks to Kamala Harris’ inflationary policies”
To Be Fair, He IS Finding New Ways Of Blowing Up Rockets
Chris D. Jackson
@ChrisDJackson
If you’re keeping count, that’s four Starship explosions out of eight attempts – an impressive failure rate.
Elon’s philosophy seems to be the same for everything: blow it up, waste billions, and call it innovation.
Reporter: “Why Do You Want To Know Who I’m With?”
TRUMP: “I Want To Send Them A Condolence Card.”
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Reporter: “Do you believe Putin is disrespecting you by attacking Ukraine?”
Trump: “What did he do? Is he disrespecting me? Who are you with?”
This is Trump backed into a corner. He can’t admit Putin is eating his lunch so he deflects. Pathetic.
Love May Be Blind, But It Isn’t Always Stupid
chris evans
@notcapnamerica
Conservatives are melting down because a man on Love Is Blind got rejected at the altar for being a right wing homophobe antivaxxer
Then Withdraw Everything You Have In The Bank Before The Run
Laurence Tribe
@tribelaw
When Trump’s recession hits – not if but when – he’ll blame Biden and the mainstream media, which he’ll call the “lamestream media” or the “enemy of the people.” You can take that to the bank.
Don’t Be So Negative!
The Year Is Still Young
FactPost
@factpostnews
Fox host: What started as an ugly day on Wall Street has turned downright hideous… The selloff was triggered, in part, by Trump refusing to rule out the possibility of a recession. The Dow has turned negative for the year
Just Not Government Financial Support
It’s The DOGE Version Of Thoughts And Prayers
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Farmers deserve our respect & admiration!
God (And Donald Trump, The Fourth Member Of The Holy Trinity) Wants Me To Grab As Much Money As I Can – I Have Faith!
Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch
White House faith adviser Paula White says there is a narrow “prophetic season” for God to bless you, but only if you give her $133. Otherwise, “God can’t use you”: “He doesn’t use spectators. He uses participators.”
Hannity A Week From Now: This Guy Needs To Be Deported Now. I’ve Driven My Friend’s Tesla. I Hated It. He Has Done Too Much To Stab Our President In The Back!
Acyn
@Acyn
Hannity: I hate what they’re doing to this guy. I’m going to go out – My friend has a Tesla. I’ve driven it, I loved it. I just want to support someone who has given up a lot to help our president.
Yeah. Teach Them To Be Self-reliant By Forcing Them To Work In The Fields Where Immigrants Used To Work
Aaaaaaaaand, The Republican Circle Is Now Complete
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Kevin Cramer: “If you require work for benefits, you really have created some cuts because you’ve made people more self-reliant and less needy for the kind of largesse that they’ve just come to expect. It’s not good for them.”
Hey! Have A Little Respect!
Musk’s Dentist Can’t Be Blamed For His Client Being A Piece Of Shit!
Anonymous
@YourAnonCentral
Musk being the fat Russian asset he is, is trying to pin the fake X cyber attack on Ukraine. He’s doing this as an attempt to pull Starlink out of Ukraine. He’s lying through his crooked teeth.
So Far, You’ve Ushered In A Golden Age Of Airplane Crashes
But I Suppose It Is A Golden Age Of Travel For Those Who Survive
Secretary Sean Duffy
@SecDuffy
Under my leadership,, the @USDOT no longer celebrates months, immutable racial differences, or the Green New Scam. We celebrate only one thing, safety, every single day.
DOGE is helping us cut out the woke nonsense, prioritize innovation and remain mission-focused. This is how we deliver for the American people and usher in a Golden Age of travel.
If Only Most Americans Had Money
Morgan
@RennyG1103
Great time to buy.
Of Course I Get It: It’s All The Clintons’ Fault!
Bill Madden
@maddenifico
Trump just punished the federal prosecutor who handled the case of Ghislaine Maxwell, the woman responsible for securing underage girls for ‘pedo bros’ Jeffrey Epstein and Trump. Are you getting it, yet?
Be Fair: Trump Is The Most Efficient President The US Has Ever Had
He Is Tanking The Economy Faster Than Any Other President In History!
Art Candee
@ArtCandee
No, Rick Scott, Donald Trump didn’t run on promises of “a little disturbance.”
He promised to “lower prices on day one.”
He inherited a booming economy from Biden and he’s running it into the ground
Or, Perhaps, And I Merely Throw This Out For The Sake Of Discussion, THEY DON’T WANT A BOND VILLAIN TO HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THEIR COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEM!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Starlink is not allowed to operate in South Africa, because I’m not black